And Thar She Blows!
This news reaches us today from our nation's Southern Border:
Luckily, Mexican authorities managed to divert traffic! Good thing that responsibility didn't fall on US authorities, because they would have screwed that up too. And here it is!
This is the sort of thing that people are talking about when they say that Trump is killing satire. It'd be a good laugh if he weren't killing democracy at the same time.
BUT OH GOD, THERE'S MORE!
From the Washington Post this afternooon:
Oh sweet lord, how could we have expected anything else from the greatest fuckup ever to enter the White House, let alone live there? This is, remember, the World's Greatest Construction Expert.
A relatively minor challenge- hundreds of holes in the wall that anyone can come through. How can our country have fallen into the hands of such an idiot?
"A section of Donald Trump’s much-vaunted border wall between the United States and Mexico has blown over onto the Mexican side in high winds, US border patrol officers have been reported as saying.
The steel panels, more than 30ft (nine metres) high, began to lean at a sharp angle on the border between the Californian town of Calexico and Mexicali in Mexico amid gusts on Wednesday...“Luckily, Mexican authorities responded quickly and were able to divert traffic from the nearby street,” said border patrol agent Carlos Pitones, according to the Los Angeles Times."
Luckily, Mexican authorities managed to divert traffic! Good thing that responsibility didn't fall on US authorities, because they would have screwed that up too. And here it is!
BUT OH GOD, THERE'S MORE!
From the Washington Post this afternooon:
"Trump’s border wall, vulnerable to flash floods, needs large storm gates left open for months...President Trump's border wall probably will require the installation of hundreds of storm gates to prevent flash floods from undermining or knocking it over, gates that must be left open for months every summer during "monsoon season" in the desert, according to U.S. border officials, agents and engineers familiar with the plans.
The open, unmanned gates in remote areas already have allowed for the easy entry of smugglers and migrants into the United States."
Oh sweet lord, how could we have expected anything else from the greatest fuckup ever to enter the White House, let alone live there? This is, remember, the World's Greatest Construction Expert.
"Villareal and other Border Patrol officials said the storm gates, and their need to be left open all summer, amount to a relatively minor challenge"
A relatively minor challenge- hundreds of holes in the wall that anyone can come through. How can our country have fallen into the hands of such an idiot?
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