Monday, May 31, 2021

Birds of a Feather

 All end up cheating as hard as they can in the end.  You may have heard stories over the weekend that a group of Israeli parties has put together a coalition that will finally remove Israel's Donald Trump from office.  When I saw this news, my first response was to think of all the horror movies where the bad guy keeps coming back to life after you thought he is dead: I'll believe it when I see it.  Well, I'm still waiting.  From the Washington Post this morning:

"Israel’s Netanyahu fights to block opposition parties from taking power...Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and his allies on Monday worked furiously to keep opposition parties from forming a government that would displace him from Israel's top political job for the first time in more than 12 years.

Netanyahu supporters slammed right-wing parties planning to join the broad-based coalition as “traitors,” picketed their homes and issued threats that led police to provide additional security to at least two of the targeted politicians."

Now, does that sound familiar to you?  I remind readers that Benjamin Netanyahu started his political career not in Israel, but in the United States, where he was a Republican operative.  The success of his training has shown during his entire career, but never more so than with this.  So hold on- maybe we are finally done with this abominable jerk, but don't be surprised if he still has a couple of malicious tricks left in him.

Friday, May 28, 2021

A Charitable Appeal

 Anyone out there willing to make a small contribution to the Lobotomy for Joe Manchin Fund?

And now the Good News

 From the Washington Post today:

"The country’s declining covid-19 case rates present an unrealistically optimistic perspective for half of the nation — the half that is still not vaccinated.

...adjustments for vaccinations show the rate among susceptible, unvaccinated people is 73 percent higher than the standard figures being publicized. With that adjustment, the national death rate is roughly the same as it was two months ago and is barely inching down. The adjusted hospitalization rate is as high as it was three months ago.  The adjusted rates in several states show the pandemic is spreading as fast among the unvaccinated as it did during the winter surge."

Maybe this pack of scum will manage to kill themselves off by the 2022 election.

Monday, May 17, 2021

Wingnut Wrapup

 I have to say that I am having real problems these days keeping up with this garbage, as so much of it is just repeating the same sickening lies that we have all heard so many times before.  Anyway, here's a collection from the last ten days or so.

Let's just start with this repulsive hit job on Kamala Harris:

Kirsten Stein, American Thinker:  "Kamala Harris hasn't been looking well lately.  She gave a maskless interview to CNN's Dana Bash a week ago, and she looked much more jowly and wrinkly than she did just three months ago, when she took the oath of office.  She has a bit more junk in the trunk now, and gone are the purple, maroon, and ivory suits; it's black or navy all the time now, the better to hide the extra jiggly bits.  A lot of her sentences now begin with "Well, I mean," signaling the intellectual vacuity she's settled for, as though she's completely given up on trying to sound smart.

Is the stress of not being able to do her job getting to her?  Does she have Imposter Syndrome on steroids and the medication has stopped working?  Or does she have some awful knowledge of a certain future event the rest of us don't know about and is coping with it the best way she can?  Is she spending her days with Jose Cuervo now?  Sipping Vodkawaiian Punch from the juice bottle?  When her secretary accepts an engagement for her, does she whisper into the receiver, "Mrs. Harris would appreciate the offer of a teeny martooni upon arriving at the venue?"

This blatant, lying smear is about all they can come up with to attack the Biden-Harris administration, but don't worry, worse is yet to come.  And then there is nonsense like this:

Cristina Laila, Gateway Pundit:  "Observers Notice Bizarre Spot on the Side of Biden’s Head as He Struggles to Speak During Presser"

Did you notice him struggling to speak?  Not really? Did you notice any mysterious spots on his head?  No?  Okay, then, on we go, to one of the most promoted right wing lies these days.

"...transmission of the Covid bioweapons is taking place from the vaxxed to the unvaxxed. Those who did not subject themselves to Big Pharma’s experiment are getting infected anyway. Even though men and women did not take the deadly jab, they are being sterilized without direct physical contact to a vaxxed person.

So now the “vaxxed” mRNA injected individuals are the true super spreaders.This technology is immorally infecting the unknowing unvaxxed population who have unintentional contact with the mRNA vaxxed. This is a blatant violation of the Nuremberg Code from 1947 and is further evidence that experimental mRNA injections for Covid-19 are in fact genetic biowarfare."

Trying to save lives is actually trying to kill people.  Got it.  And it's the people who got the vaccine who are the real spreaders, not the murderous, self-absorbed assholes who refuse to get it, and will believe any kind of outrageous lie rather than face reality.

"Military Revokes Podesta Plea Deal: “Let Him Hang!”

Representatives of the Navy Judge Advocate General’s Office on Sunday informed an incarcerated John Podesta that the U.S. military had withdrawn a plea deal that would have guaranteed him a maximum sentence of life in exchange for having testified against Hillary Clinton. The terms of the now defunct agreement removed capital punishment from the table; without the protection of a plea bargain, Podesta potentially faces the same fate that befell Hillary Clinton—death by hanging.

A confidential source involved in the military’s litigation process told RRN that JAG officials spent days scrutinizing statements—admissions of guilt—Podesta had given in a closed deposition. So heinous were his crimes that JAG expressed remorse for proffering the agreement in the first place."

“If the court wants him to hang, let him hang,” Trump reportedly said."

Just a little more from the people who brought you the absolutely true account of Hillary's recent trial and execution.

Kurt Schlichter, Town Hall:  "Conservatives Need To Get It On"

What, a plastic bag on their heads?

Scott Morefield, Town Hall:  "Most Consequential GOP Victory This Century Was Ron DeSantis Over Andrew Gillum in 2018. It’s Not Even Close"

Sorry, Scott, the most consequential GOP victory this century was when five corrupt Supreme Court judges made their ruling in the Citizens United case.  That is what has sent this country down the final slope to hell.

Rebecca Downs, Town Hall:  "Kamala Harris is Handed Yet Another Project to Lead"

Apparently it is a grotesque abomination to give a woman of color any responsibilities.

Mike Adams, the Health Ranger:  "Dr. Lee Merritt Interviewed By The Health Ranger: Forced Vaccines Are A Holocaust-Level Crime Against Humanity!"

More from the most conscienceless criminal in the entire quack medicine business, who made a vast fortune selling phony cures and has spent the last couple of years scheming for power among the Republican hatemongers.  And don't worry- we are not done with Mike today.  We will finish here with one more story from this malignant human being.

X22Report:   "Election Fraud Will Be Known As The “BIG LIE”! We Caught Them All!"

Republican projection again- when you are caught in a big lie, just accuse everyone else of it.  You know your followers will swallow all of it.  

Alex Jones, Infowars:  "Scientists Across The World Confirm Covid Vaccines Are Deadly Bioweapons!"

While propagandizing their followers to not take the vaccines will kill tens or hundreds of thousands, and maybe more.  That really is weaponizing a pandemic.

"Biden Cowers In Terror After Trump Horrifies Democrats With Vision Of Coming Doom...

A fascinating new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today sees this transcript showing Security Council Members discussing the most probable reason as to why Supreme Socialist Leader Joe Biden was locked away in his Delaware basement this weekend for the seventh time since he seized power—some possible explanations for which include Moscow Mayor Sergei Sobyanin suggesting that Biden is secretly receiving injections of teenage blood like the super-rich elites in America have been doing for years to achieve immortality—but whose majority consensus view agrees that Biden was locked away to forestall his being confronted and asked questions about the stunning events that just occurred in the Texas 6th Congressional District of the United States House of Representatives."

"Locked away in his Delaware basement..."  Sure, just like Hillary was executed last month, or perhaps two years ago, or whatever.  A report "circulating in the Kremlin."  Boy, that sure convinced me.

And an explanation for all of this:

Memo: “The reptilius are against the police, teens, and children, expect the “dance of evil/the reptilius” to curse humanity and poison the mind, body, and soul of many degenerated people from all walks of life in the months to come.  The reptilius created ALL religions and resides in Dark/black matter and knowing all about your Black moon curse in your chart can only help you beat the reptilius. Never, ever wear a black stone and “magnetize” yourself to those nefarious entities unless you want to get depressed, unlucky, suicidal, and drown in Neptune deceptive, religious quicksand!"

Well, now you understand it all.  You can thank Green Eagle for your enlightenment.

"Explosive!! The Real Noah’s Ark Found In Tarim Basin! Noah’s Family And His Descendants Were All White As Evidenced"

I mean, what are you going to do in the face of "facts" like that?

Now, the latest chapter of Republican Projection Alert:

Brandi Levine, American Thinker:  "Biden Is Using Lies To Divide America"

Unlike any Republican we can think of.  Brandi continues:

"His latest lies are more sophisticated and subtle than usual, showing that they’re not his usual self-aggrandizing puffery but are, instead, malevolent in design."

Translation from Republican Speak into English:  "His lies are so skillful that no one can actually distinguish them from the truth.  But they are certainly lies, because everything Biden says is a lie, clearly surpassing by far  the 30,000 of them that Trump told during his time in the White House.

John Dietrich, American Thinker:  "The Ashli Babbitt Killing: Where's the Outrage?"

Yeah, where was the outrage when Timothy McVeigh was executed, or when John Wilkes Booth was shot in a barn?  Well, here's where you were wrong, John: there was plenty of outrage at the fact that Ashli Babbit was trying to overthrow our democracy.  None at all that she got killed in the process.  Tough, lady. Better luck next time. 

J. B. Shurk, American Thinker:  "Our Country Was Founded by Geniuses, but It's Being Run by Idiots...when limited government is abandoned and liberty is deemed "selfish," then America's institutions have become a threat to America's existence."

Translation from Republican Speak into English:  "limited government" means when rich people can do whatever they damned please, and "liberty" means when rich people can do whatever they damned please.  Oops, did I repeat myself there?  Oh well, that's all Republicans are ever for.

Norman Rogers, American Thinker:  "Our Quasi-Soviet States of America...American leftists use the same tactics as their Soviet and Chinese comrades."

What, you mean winning elections and then doing what they promised to do?  I never really thought of the Soviets as being really into that, but I guess I was wrong.  Democrats winning elections is Communism, you know, and therefore illegitimate.

Ojel L. Rodriguez, American Thinker:  "Joe Biden: The Fake Messiah"

Oh, do explain:  

"Suffering is a fact of life that cannot be eliminated, only eased. This is a hard truth that salvationist politicians like Joe Biden cannot understand. Biden is not the first and certainly is not the last political figure in the White House claiming to be the liberator and savior of our Republic. For the sake of the nation, we need to be aware of these fake messiahs."

Even promising to help the poor and the suffering is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord.  Let them rot, as he intended.  Republican ideology in two sentences.  And by the way, didn't Donald Trump constantly claim to be the liberator and savior of our Republic?  Oh, that was different, huh?

Bill Choslovsky, American Thinker:  "Don’t Confuse an Accident with a Crime...For those who think now-former Brooklyn Center police officer Kim Potter should be charged with a crime – let alone murder – I have a simple question: if a surgeon accidentally nicks an artery and kills a patient when she mistakes the scalpel in her hand for a prober, should she be charged with murder, or even manslaughter?"

Yeah, but what if, instead of a scalpel, the surgeon pulled out a gun and shot the patient?  Would that be a crime, Bill?

Keith Woods, Before it's News:  "Is the Nazbol Vortex Coming?"

Well, I don't know.  It could be.

And how about the Oldest Smear on Earth?

James Wickstrom, Before it's News:  "Rabbi Confirms To Pastor That Sacrificed Babies Are Put Into Our Food At McDonalds And Matzo Balls!!"

Yeah, a five hundred year old lie.  Nothing is off limits for the right these days.  Here's a little more from this guy:

"Rabbi confirms that the Jews infiltrated the Vatican in the 1800s and control the Catholic Church...Rabbi Finkelstein stated in a radio interview, among many additional other jaw-dropping things, including the Zionist intention to kill off all of humanity other than Jews, that: our God is Lucifer."

That would be "Rabbi Abraham Finkelstein."  In an "interview," Finlkelstein stated  the following:

"Jews “eat the blood of enemies” and their bodies are given to slaughterhouses where they are turned into sausages and hamburgers."

Why the quotation marks?  Because, of course, no independent source has ever been able to verify that "Rabbi Abraham Finkelstein" exists out of neo-Nazi propaganda, and the picture of him in that propaganda, which is verifiably of someone else.  Here's some more:

"Note:  This is one of the MOST IMPORTANT ARTICLES I HAVE EVER PUT UP AND ITS A MUST READ ALL THE WAY THROUGH.  This is an educational site, not a fast food info titillating headlines site, so be prepared to read.  This below is the most serious business I have ever read in laying out the entire history and plan for not just taking us over, but destroying our “race”, which is Caucasian.  That is not my opinion, this is from the khazars own lips recorded at a meeting."

"Recorded at a meeting."  well, that is certainly the sort of proof that gets people PhD's.  And on to the clone wars: 

"Joe Biden Possibly Dead Three Years Ago | Joe Biden Clone...The Kamino Corporation was contacted in January of 2019 by DNC operative Sifo Dyas to clone the former Vice President in preparation for a 2020 presidential run. Three months later, Biden’s clone had reached maturity, and on April 19, 2019, cloned Biden announced his candidacy for President.  To keep the charade going, there are most probably, around 29 well prepaired imposters with surgical work and tattoo work on all imposters."

It has reached the point where these propagandists are openly displaying their complete contempt for the people who believe their disgusting lies.  Sad to say, they can do this with utter confidence that their followers are too stupid and ignorant to realize what is going on, and will continue to finance this garbage. I wasn't kidding about the clone wars, by the way.   Consider this: 

"Kamino (pronounced /kə'minoʊ/) was an aquatic planet located in an extragalactic star system that straggled south of the Rishi Maze satellite galaxy and beyond the larger galaxy. It was inhabited by the Kaminoans—a race of tall, elegant beings with long necks who were regarded as a mysterious species that tended to keep to themselves. They were also known for their cloning technology which ultimately led to the creation of a clone army for the Galactic Republic."

And this:

"Sifo-Dyas was a human male Jedi Master from Minashee who commissioned the Kaminoans' creation of the Grand Army of the Republic over a decade before the Clone Wars."

They know perfectly well what saps their followers are.   

"It was all explained perfectly by an American friend who had been in US army inteligents.  He said (of numerous pictures of Biden) "They are just all old men.  They all look exactly the same to me."

And not done yet:

"The model, a T-1000, proved very effective at first. In fact, its performance impressed the RNC so much they used the Kamino Corporation to clone Michele Bachmann. That clone resulted in what we currently refer to as Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene.

The clear and present deterioration of both these clones has prompted the Kamino Corporation to issue a massive recall on all its T series clones. While there have been smaller recalls of specific T models, such as the T-101 Nancy Pelosi and Olsen twins, for behavioral issues, rising customer dissatisfaction has led to greater overall action.  The Kamino Corporation has issued a statement ensuring that all the issues with the T series have been resolved.

The fix involves a simple patch that releases small doses of hydroxychloroquine and adrenochrome into the clone’s positronic system."

The T-1000, of course, is Arnold Schwarzenegger's opponent in The Terminator.  And yet millions of people are willing to believe things like this. 

McAlister TV:  "He Likes to Strangle Kids - The Case Against Pence"

Well, Mike paid the price for his behavior:

"Pence Shot While Fleeing Military Arrest...Former Vice President Michael Pence took a bullet to the chest on April 14 as he and an unidentified male companion tried to elude U.S. Special Forces that had been tasked with apprehending him under terms described in a sealed indictment. The formal charges were drafted after Pence helped Deep State operatives legitimize Biden’s presidency at the January 6 Electoral College certification and after Trump had obtained irrefutable evidence linking Pence to a plot to topple him.  Pence purportedly possessed classified military documents he had stolen from the White House prior to Jan 20.

“I don’t know the nature of the material, but it’s believed Pence intended to smuggle it to Biden. Trump got confirmation that Pence was indeed at the hotel, and he notified the military immediately. He wasn’t’ going to let Pence get away again.  Gasping for air with his hands clasped over a sucking chest wound, Pence reportedly apologized for having betrayed Donald J. Trump, saying with what he must have thought would be his last breath, “Tell Donald I’m sorry. They made me do it.”

Pence planned to "smuggle" the information to Biden, because of course a Democratic President has no right to see classified documents.  There was lots more at this post.  Once again, demonstrating the need to torture and humiliate anyone who stands in the way of Trump's Sturmabteilung, at least in their sick fantasies.   Anyone that doesn't think that they are longing to do it in real life is living in a real world of denial.  And out we go, on this shocking news:

Mike Adams, the Health Ranger:  "Situation Update, May 17th, 2021 - US States Liquefy Vaccine-Murdered People & Spread Them on Food Crops!"

Mike Adams is absolutely one of the worst liars on the right, and this is how low he has descended.  Thankfully, as far as I can tell, this particular lie has not spread beyond a number of websites under his direct control, but just wait a while.

Well, have a nice day.

Monday, May 3, 2021

Hillary's Execution- The Absolute Truth

As promised, here is an account of the execution of Hillary Clinton at Guantanamo Bay last week, completing my three part series on her trial, which contains the absolute truth about the event, you can be assured.  If you want to read my two posts covering the liveblogging of her trial, which are every bit as grounded in reality as what I am reporting today, you can find them here and here.

Anyway, here is the story:

“The world is about to sleep quieter tonight,” Vice Adm. John G. Hannink said to a small assembly that included 3 Joint Chiefs of Staff and, notably, Donald J. Trump, who, garbed in his typical dark suit and crimson tie, had arrived at GITMO earlier in the day.

Because nothing going on today is causing the people of the world to have more anxiety than whether Hillary Clinton is still alive.


Michael Pompeo and former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani flanked him, both men having played an integral role in amassing evidence against Clinton.

Because Trump and Rudy would be invited to the execution, the military still being loyal to them, and of course they would accept, having no more delightful way to spend an afternoon. 

Under military guard, a shackled Hillary Clinton was escorted from Camp Delta detention block to gallows made of steel latticework, with a downward swinging door beneath her feet, that the Army Corps of Engineers had erected in a clearing near Windward Point Lighthouse, on GITMO’s southern edge. Affixed to a steel beam was a rectangular box with five circular, red buttons protruding from the case. In front of each button stood a uniformed soldier. Atop the platform, another soldier slipped a braided noose around Clinton’s neck.

Glad to see the apparatus described in such loving detail, making it crystal clear that everything contained here is true. 

Vice Adm. Hannink addressed the execution detail: “When I say ready, and not one moment before, you will poise your left index finger in front of the button. You will keep it hovered there until I say execute, and then you five must simultaneously press your button. Only one of the five buttons will trigger the door, and none of you will ever know which button that was. Do you understand these instructions?”

“Yes, sir,” the five bellowed in unison.

Not one moment before! They bellowed in unison!  How military!  How majestic! 

A chaplain and a physician climbed the 13 steps leading to the top of the platform and stood beside a soldier who was checking to ensure the noose was secure around Clinton’s neck. Below them, Vice Adm. Hannink asked if Clinton wanted last rites or had any final words.

Clinton broke silence. “I’m Hillary Clinton, you can’t do this to me,” she said, her voice a witch’s cackle.

Because of course she would speak in a witch's cackle just before her execution, being as how she is a minion of Satan. 

“It’s already done,” Donald J. Trump shouted up at her.

The natural response of any decent person attending an impending execution is to taunt the prisoner, right?  How Presidential, or ex-Presidential of Trump. I'm just surprised that he didn't shout out that he could still give her a pardon, for the right price.  And then keep the money but welch on his end of the bargain, like he always does to suckers that deal with him.

“Ready.” Vice Adm. Hannink nodded at the execution detail.

After a moment’s pause, he gave the “execute” order, the soldiers pressed their buttons, and the grate beneath Clinton’s feet swung open. Her legs and feet, still shackled at the ankles, twitched a moment or two, then stopped.

Another detail absolutely proving that the writer of this piece knows exactly what happened, or else has seen a few cowboy movies. 

The rope was cut, and Clinton’s lifeless body lie sprawled in a damp patch of grass. The physician present checked her vitals and declared her dead.

Because for right wingers, it is not enough to kill their opponents, they also have to humiliate them in order to get any real satisfaction from the event. 

A confidential source involved in Trump’s mission to obliterate the Deep State said the overall mood was somber and melancholy...

Somber and melancholy as Trump got his violent revenge on someone who dared to run against him.


...there was no celebration, no jubilation, just an atmosphere of contentedness, an acknowledgement that what had to be done, was done. The nature of her crimes overshadowed celebratory thought. But a four-decade reign of terror had come to an end.

A four-decade reign of terror.  Characterized by what, exactly?  Apparently just by being a Democrat, which is enough to terrorize Trump and Giuliani with the remote prospect that they will be held responsible for their endless crime spree. 

“As much as Trump hated her, this was purely business.

Meaning he went bankrupt two or three times during the execution?


He cares about the children who suffered at her hands more than he cares about what she did to him. Yes, her demise sends a signal to the Deep State. But Trump knows there are many more to go, and he won’t celebrate till the job is done,” our source said."

Purely Business, right.  That's why he shouted out taunts before they killed her.

This sadistic Walter Mitty fantasy is not some kind of humor; it is a deep view into the sickness that lies at the heart of Conservatism- the sickness that produced Hitler, and the sickness that, thank heaven, was stopped just short of creating another Hitler here in the United States.  Conservatives live for bullying and sadism, and will sacrifice anything to have their lust for violence sated.  That is what is really going on in our country, and we cannot afford to forget it. 

Note: This post was edited to add extra sarcasm, as I thought appropriate.

The Good News About the Israeli Stampede

 In which 45 ultra-Orthodox people were killed last week.

And what is the good news about that?  Not a single woman was killed! 

Why were women so fortunate?  Because no women were allowed at the event, it being a garden variety gathering of right wing religious fanatics.

The event's planners had been warned multiple times that their arrangements were unsafe and created a considerable risk of disaster, but they ignored the experts.  God bless Orthodox men for taking such good care of their women as to protect them from the danger of being trampled to death by other Orthodox men.

Saturday, May 1, 2021

Wingnut Wrapup

 And please remember that millions of your fellow Americans rely on things like this for "news."

So this is the explanation:

"FBI Seizes Giuliani’s Video of Clinton Hanging"

Because, of course that would explain everything:

"Federal Investigators on Wednesday executed a search warrant on former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani’s Manhattan condominium, seizing cellphones, laptops, and reams of printed paper under the pretense of searching for communications between Giuliani and the former president of the Ukraine, Petro Poroshenko.

Sources close to Giuliani, however, told Real Raw News that the U.S. Justice Department’s official reason for storming Giuliani’s home is a bold-faced lie.  By order of Kamala Harris, the FBI went to Giuliani’s home hoping to find a video copy of Hillary Clinton’s execution at Guantanamo Bay, which took place on Monday, April 26. As RRN reported previously, Rudy Giuliani had attended the grisly affair and stood among the small delegation of patriots who watched Clinton’s neck snap."

And this piece ends thusly:

"In closing, we at RRN regret naming Trump, Pompeo, and Giuliani as attendees of Clinton’s execution. Our intent was to exemplify patriotism, not expose persons involved in discrete operations. We shall be more diligent in the future."

"Discreet operations" apparently being Republican speak for sadistic fantasies.  They do not regret spreading a preposterous lie to hundreds of thousands of gullible fools, no, that was fine. 

And man, I can't take this...I feel the need for a Conservative humor break already:

Because it is Joe Biden who is spending his Presidency kissing up to the Russians.  The projection is strong with these ones.  Well, on we go:

Ted Cruz:  "For too long, Republicans have allowed the left and their big-business allies to attack our values with no response."

The left and their big-business allies.  How can a person be so morally twisted that such a thing can even come out of his mouth?  God in heaven above, what a subhuman slime he is.

Matt Vespa, Town Hall:  "Fox News' Gutfeld: Chauvin Verdict Was Extortion by the Left-Wing Mob"

Not justice for the murder the bastard committed.  No, if you are a right winger, you are allowed to murder people.

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "“We Must Assume the Jury Heard what Maxine Waters said – The Case May Very Well Be Reversed” – Alan Dershowitz Weighs in on Chauvin Verdict"

Fuck you, Alan.  What a waste of a human being you are.

Dennis Prager, Town Hall:  "Whites Aren't Hated for Slavery but for Making America and the West"

And another right winger who can utter any lie as long as it is abominable enough.  I'd call Dennis Prager a waste of a human being too if I thought any human could emit that many lies for so many years and not self-combust like the guy in Bleak House.

"Worldwide Face Mask Emergency Brewing!! We Don't Know What Percentage Of Several Billion Masks Are Infected With Nanoworms!!"

Well, in fact, we do know what percentage of several billion masks are infected with nanoworms: exactly 0%.  Deal with it, assholes.

"Doctor examines large number of masks to check internet rumours of “worms” in the masks...So yes, don’t wear these damn masks."

No word that he found any, by the way.

Rob Miller, Joshuapundit:  "Wondering What's Behind All The Recent Shootings?? Here's The Answer"

And of course, what else could it be?

"Let’s take a trip back in time where the answer is, shall we? When Adolf Hitler became Germany’s chancellor, all of a sudden there was a great deal of violence between Hitler’s Brown shirts and the German communists…street riots, shootings, violent confrontations, you name it. And finally, the burning of the Reichstag where the German parliament met. It’s known now that the Nazis did the actual deed but they found a communist activist to blame it on who was executed afterwards."

Not that any of this is true, of course.  Most of the street violence between Communists and Socialists on the left and various right wing groups had been going on throughout the 1920's, and was ended pretty damned quickly in 1933, when Hitler outlawed other political parties. And in fact we now know that the Nazi leadership did not burn the Reichstag down.  But in any event, what does that have to do with shootings in the United States today?  I guess we will never know, because that is all I could take of this piece of garbage.

"False POTUS! Expect Justice!  A traitor is a person who does not respect the votes of his fellow countrymen and participates in voter fraud. Their deeds can destroy a nation along with the lives of hundreds of millions as we are currently experiencing. All traitors should be executed without exception.  I think this tells a lot 🤔 Go President Trump!"

Yeah, go President Trump- right to the gallows if this guy is right.

Christian Patriot News Update:  "Q: 100% Truth! Lin Wood Destroys Deep State Cabal! TRUMP IS Q ...PANIC in DC Pope Francis Dead!  Together, let’s expose the lies of the enemy. Impart a little truth every day. Especially the Truth that Jesus Christ is Lord!"

Speaking of lies, Lin Wood just claimed that he was in the White House this week, and saw Donald Trump at work in the Oval Office.  

"President Trump Returns In A Blaze Of Glory On Air Force One! Military Preparing To Oust Biden!"

This hilarious post features a video of Trump and Melania getting off of Air Force One, with the words "April 2021" superimposed on it.  Biden, meanwhile, has never been in the White House, apparently.

And more "humor:"

Now, isn't that cute.  I like the Communist one, who I guess is supposed to be Bernie, and the pathetic one that is AOC.  And how about "Facism," which the cartoonist can't even seem to spell?   

And now this shocking and totally true turn of events:

"The U.S. military has arrested disgraced former FBI Director James Comey on charges of treason, sedition, obstruction of justice, and aiding and abetting persons actively involved in criminal behavior, Real Raw News has learned.

Donald J. Trump greenlit the Tuesday morning raid on Comey’s lavish, suburban home after speaking to Marine Corps Col. John Lynch, commanding officer of the Marine Raider regiment at Camp Lejeune, North Carolina.  Although most operational details are classified, our source said Raiders surprised Comey, who was half-asleep in bed, and apprehended him after he reached for a pistol underneath a pillow. Before he could palm the weapon, a Marine charged forward and struck Comey’s forehead with the butt of his rifle, rendering Comey unconscious."

It's not enough to claim it happened; their victims must be humiliated and beaten in the process.

"Trump’s been anticipating this moment a long time; it’s a day of reckoning,” our source said."

Yeah, I bet he has.  Hatred, bullying and vengeance are all he lives for.

"In closing, we asked our source why, with so many arrests dropping, family and friends of the accused haven’t complained to CNN or MSNBC about their loved ones being abducted in the dead of night.

“The only explanation is the Deep State is keeping them silent,” our source said. “If it became officially known that people like Clinton, Podesta, Abedin, and now Comey have been nabbed by the military, it would weaken the Deep State’s hold on society"

The only explanation.  How about this one?  Every word you wrote is a lie.

"Reports Come Flooding In... It Could Be Dangerous To Be Around Or Have Sex With Vaccinated People!!"

Don't worry- most of the people who had the minimal sense to get vaccinated would never have sex with someone like you anyway.  It would be abuse of the mentally incompetent.

"According to very credible research by Ryushin Sean Malone, extraterrestrial beings have been harvesting and consuming human beings. They work in conjunction with the global cabal through agreements made between governments and aliens in exchange for technology."

Well, if you are running out of things to worry about because Joe Biden is taking care of things now, this might be a place to start.

"Elizabeth II abdication HUGE. *****Breaking News***** Update TRUTHCopyright 2021 ©"

According to this article, Queen Elizabeth has abdicated because the second coming of Christ is imminent.  Who knows?  Maybe it's true.

Dark Outpost:  "Elite Perform Horrible Experiments on Our Soldiers - PTSD or Demonic Possession?"

Demonic possession.  We report- you decide.

"Trump Offers Comey Leniency to Testify Against Obama"

Leniency under what authority?  Comey won't be killed if Trump manages to find a way to take over the government?  Here's more of this atrocity:

"A confidential source involved in Trump’s operation to invalidate the 2020 election and arrest the traitors told RRN that Trump agreed to remove capital punishment from the table if, and only if, Comey signs an attestation linking Obama to the tragic deaths of 16 patriots. According to the military, Barack Obama had on July 31, 2013 authorized an airstrike against a Colorado militia group after learning its members had obtained photographic evidence of guillotines being installed at FEMA camps in Colorado, Nebraska, and Wyoming.

The militia members, the military claims, had gathered at a secluded safehouse in northwest Colorado to discuss methods of disseminating their evidence without endangering themselves and their families. Unbeknownst to them, an Obama spy had, apparently, infiltrated their ranks and communicated knowledge of the meeting to the Obama hierarchy. As the meeting progressed, an F-16 from Cheyenne Mountain homed in on the safehouse and released a pair of Mark 83 1000-lb bombs. The resulting explosion laid waste the area and killed everyone in attendance, including women and one child."

All without anyone knowing a thing about it for eight years, until it was revealed by a right wing lunatic who thinks Trump is still in charge.  By the way, is Trump, a private citizen, threatening to kill James Comey if he doesn't perjure himself to protect Trump from prison for his crimes?

"After an exhaustive search, RRN was unable to find evidence of the aforementioned attack. There are no public records of explosions or forest fires in northwest Colorado that day. Nor have members of the three-percenters, the militia group named on military records, ever spoken publicly on the attack.  The Deep State are masters of coverups and deception, and their reach is unlimited."

Once again, for Republicans, the complete absence of any evidence is proof that something is true.  See, for example, "supply side economics," or "Democrats are the ones that pile up the national debt."

Neil Patel, Town Hall:  "Regular Americans Are Not Going to Fall for the Left's Cynical Politics of Racial Division"

And you know perfectly well what he means by "regular Americans."

Christian Patriot News:  "Q+ Trump: China Joe Executed for High Treason!"

This post comes from the "Christian Patriot News," an organization whose name clearly indicates exactly what it is, at least in the opinions of its members.  It quotes a number of remarks from a twitter account called il Donaldo Trumpo, which it claims is actually Trump himself, cheating his way back on to Twitter.  Very brave of you, Donald.

Mount Report:  "High Tech Alien Weapons & Eqpt Removed From White House - Videos"

This post claims that the White House, the Capitol and the Supreme Court building are actually alien mind control devices.  Their columns are vibrating to spread the mind control throughout the world, and the Washington Monument is an antenna.  All of this is powered by children who are kept in cages in the basement and tortured to produce the energy that runs the whole thing.  And also the FBI is a foreign owned corporation that has no authority in the United States and the signers of the Constitution signed in cursive, which is the language of the dead.  Which, in fact, makes sense, since all of the signers of the Constitution are, in fact, dead.  If you are not convinced by now, I guess you never will be.

This interminable video shows some people removing some stuff from the White House and some secret service agents in front, and nothing resembling aliens or any other detail of this bullshit.

And now the science lesson of the day:

Lee Austin, Before it's News:  " it’s impossible to visit and any heavenly body because the rocket would hit the vaulted dome.  Just like the movie “The Truman Show” we live under a dome and no one is going anywhere. Although the moon and sun are below the dome, both are plasma lights and impossible to land on.

Another NASA deception is the fiction of planets. Millions of spinning balls, rotating around millions  of burning star balls. Actually, the planets and stars are a collective habitation of angelic beings  known as luminaries and stones of fire.  Polaris and the flat  earth are the only two immovable center points in the universe. Polaris is true north and the  direction of the third heaven. In sum, there are ten heavens."

And let's not let this post end without its obligatory Jewbaiting:

James Bacque:  "The Swedish Jew Dwight Eisenhower and Jew Henry Morgenthau Jr. paid FDR and Churchill $6M to allow these two Jews to kill over million Germans in Eisenhower Death Camps.  The Allied killed over 12 million German after World World 2 in the Soviet, America, French and Britain death camps.  This is the real atrocity of World War 2.  The purpose of WW1 and WW2 were for the Jews financed by Rotshchild to kill as many of the male Israelites of fighting age (the Caucasian Tribes of Jacob-Israel) in Western Europe, Britain and America.  German is part of the Royal Tribe of Judah and our battle axe to protect the Tribes of Jacob which is why they are always camped on the east side of the Tribes of Jacob."

It is inevitable, I am afraid, that as things get worse and worse for them, many right wingers are going to retreat into the twin delusions of Christian Identity and the Sovereign Citizen movement, both of which have a long history of engaging in violent political terrorism.

Watchman Wes:  "Masonic Werewolves In Utah Are Real! Must See Video By Former Illuminati Now Christian!"

This video was over two hours long, so I gave it a pass.  Sorry, I am sure you were on the edge of your seats waiting for the proofs that were obviously contained there.

Nuke Pro:  "CDC Now Says Covid VAX Jab Is Linked With 348,600 Deaths in USA"

Over half the number of COVID deaths in the whole country, and the mainstream press is just ignoring it.  That is, of course, far more likely than it just being another right wing lie.

Juan O. Savin:  "Will Vaccinated People *Kill* The Unvaccinated??"

They're all going to turn into zombies and ravage the country.  Highly likely, I guess.

And that calls for a final dose of right wing humor:

I guess this is supposed to show America being destroyed by Covid masks.  Right wingers don't seem to be able to find anything funny unless it is a preposterous lie.  Strange but true.

Linda Kimball, Renew America:  "The connections between Baphomet and why researchers are creating interspecies embryos"

Wasn't Baphomet a boss monster in Final Fantasy?  Too stupid to even deal with, but may I remind you that Republican researchers years ago created a human-hog hybrid, and then got him elected President.

"Hillary Clinton Is Dead… And Why It Matters!!"

Oh, do tell us:

"Why does it matter that Hillary Clinton is dead?

1. It is a sign the deepstate is going down.

2. Some people who ‘go against her’ will no longer have to worried of being added to the Clinton death count.

3. It is a sign that humanity (military) is finally going to deal with the clones."

The military is humanity.  The rest of us, not so much.  There are more reasons too, including this one:

"9.  Children will be safer… some children will be spared from being tortured and possibly even, eaten… maybe even, eaten alive."

I swear, based on my previous years of watching Republican behavior, it is only a matter of time before Republicans are revealed as having been eating babies for years.

“The world is about to sleep quieter tonight,” Vice Adm. John G. Hannink said to a small assembly that included 3 Joint Chiefs of Staff and, notably, Donald J. Trump, who, garbed in his typical dark suit and crimson tie, had arrived at GITMO earlier in the day. Michael Pompeo and former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani flanked him, both men having played an integral role in amassing evidence against Clinton."


Because of course Trump and Giuliani would be invited to the execution of Hillary, and of course they would gladly go, it being a pleasant way to spend the day.  I'll write a post soon about Hillary's execution.  This disgusting political porn is what passes for reason on the right these days.  So, enough already.  Bye now.