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Pat Robertson: The Devil Made Me Do It

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Pat Robertson. Remember him? He's the guy who spent years begging for donations to help the poor in Africa, and then used the cargo planes hired for the effort to ship military supplies to the violent rebels in several countries, in return for blood diamonds, on which he made a huge personal profit. Yet still he continues to be a major figure in the Christian right. Pat in person. Makes Hannah Arendt look pretty perceptive, huh? Now, from the lofty moral eminence which he has earned through such behavior, he has given us his wisdom on the recent earthquake in Haiti. From the New York Daily News: "The Rev. Pat Robertson is offering his own absurd explanation for why a quake hit Haiti: Many years ago, the island's people "swore a pact to the devil." "Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it," the controversial televangelist said during an interview Wednesday on the Christian Broadcasting Network. "T...

Evil Obama Plot Revealed

A major breaking news story from the website PrayInJesus'Name: "BREAKING NEWS: Pentagon Burns Soldiers Bibles A Pentagon spokesman under the Obama Administration recently acknowledged and defended seizing and burning the privately owned Bibles of American soldiers serving in Afghanistan. ...by seizing and burning privately owned Bibles, the Obama Administration is now enforcing atheistic silence upon our troops, against their private rights." How abominable. This is proof positive of Obama's Communistic campaign to destroy true Christians! Destroying the private bibles of our troops. What could be more vile? "The Bibles had been printed in the local Pashto and Dari languages" Because, of course, what other language would our troops read the bible in? The majority of us, when seeking religious consolation, turn to a Bible written in the Dari language, right? The words of Jesus are just so poetic and poignant in Dari. This couldn't have anything to d...