Green Eagle

From This Week, yesterday, as reported at the Washington Monthly: "This led to a surprisingly long chat about Desiree Rogers. Krugman sat silently while the discussion went on (and on), before eventually interjecting: "Can I say that 20 million Americans unemployed, the fact that we're worrying about the status of the White House social secretary.... Donaldson responded, "Paul, welcome to Washington." ...In this same discussion, there was nothing about the jobs bill that passed the Senate this week, nothing about the incredibly important Zazi guilty plea this week (and the fact that it makes Republican talking points look ridiculous), nothing about Jim Bunning single-handedly delaying unemployment insurance for those who need it." "Welcome to Washington." Apparently Sam Donaldson is totally comfortable with this situation, in which only the most trivial, irrelevant issues are important enough to qualify to be discussed on his national show...

Green Eagle is thrilled to announce that one of his most daring predictions, in which he has stood alone among all commentators, has COME TRUE TODAY! Never again will anyone be able to doubt the brilliant perception of mighty Green Eagle! Yes, today, the internationally respected Green Eagle World Records Authority can confirm the amazing news: World Net Daily has smashed, I say SMASHED through its previous record, by publishing TWENTY ONE POSTS in a single day about Barack Obama's birth certificate! Wait- one exclamation point isn't hardly enough for that momentous news: here are a few more!!!!! They laughed when Green Eagle predicted that World Net Daily would hit twenty posts in a day about Barack Obama's birth certificate. Well, who is laughing now, huh? Well, all of us, I guess, to be honest. Keep up the good work, Mr. Farah. I just know you are right on the point of the big breakthrough you have been working so hard to achieve. Would you care to try for thirty...