Green Eagle

We learn today (I first read about this in the Los Angeles Times this morning) that Supreme Court "Justice" Clarence Thomas's wife is a significant figure in the tea party movement. Well, at least the guy made an appropriate marriage, marrying someone as stupid and dishonest as he is himself. Remember Mr. Bumble, who said that if the law thought he could control his wife, then "the law is a ass—a idiot?" Well, unfortunately for us here in this country, Clarence Thomas is the law, and he is also a ass and a idiot. So I guess Mr. Bumble was right after all.

A major breaking news story from the website PrayInJesus'Name: "BREAKING NEWS: Pentagon Burns Soldiers Bibles A Pentagon spokesman under the Obama Administration recently acknowledged and defended seizing and burning the privately owned Bibles of American soldiers serving in Afghanistan. ...by seizing and burning privately owned Bibles, the Obama Administration is now enforcing atheistic silence upon our troops, against their private rights." How abominable. This is proof positive of Obama's Communistic campaign to destroy true Christians! Destroying the private bibles of our troops. What could be more vile? "The Bibles had been printed in the local Pashto and Dari languages" Because, of course, what other language would our troops read the bible in? The majority of us, when seeking religious consolation, turn to a Bible written in the Dari language, right? The words of Jesus are just so poetic and poignant in Dari. This couldn't have anything to d...