Saturday, May 1, 2021

Wingnut Wrapup

 And please remember that millions of your fellow Americans rely on things like this for "news."


So this is the explanation:


"FBI Seizes Giuliani’s Video of Clinton Hanging"


Because, of course that would explain everything:


"Federal Investigators on Wednesday executed a search warrant on former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani’s Manhattan condominium, seizing cellphones, laptops, and reams of printed paper under the pretense of searching for communications between Giuliani and the former president of the Ukraine, Petro Poroshenko.


Sources close to Giuliani, however, told Real Raw News that the U.S. Justice Department’s official reason for storming Giuliani’s home is a bold-faced lie.  By order of Kamala Harris, the FBI went to Giuliani’s home hoping to find a video copy of Hillary Clinton’s execution at Guantanamo Bay, which took place on Monday, April 26. As RRN reported previously, Rudy Giuliani had attended the grisly affair and stood among the small delegation of patriots who watched Clinton’s neck snap."


And this piece ends thusly:


"In closing, we at RRN regret naming Trump, Pompeo, and Giuliani as attendees of Clinton’s execution. Our intent was to exemplify patriotism, not expose persons involved in discrete operations. We shall be more diligent in the future."


"Discreet operations" apparently being Republican speak for sadistic fantasies.  They do not regret spreading a preposterous lie to hundreds of thousands of gullible fools, no, that was fine. 


And man, I can't take this...I feel the need for a Conservative humor break already:

Because it is Joe Biden who is spending his Presidency kissing up to the Russians.  The projection is strong with these ones.  Well, on we go:
 

Ted Cruz:  "For too long, Republicans have allowed the left and their big-business allies to attack our values with no response."


The left and their big-business allies.  How can a person be so morally twisted that such a thing can even come out of his mouth?  God in heaven above, what a subhuman slime he is.


Matt Vespa, Town Hall:  "Fox News' Gutfeld: Chauvin Verdict Was Extortion by the Left-Wing Mob"


Not justice for the murder the bastard committed.  No, if you are a right winger, you are allowed to murder people.


Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "“We Must Assume the Jury Heard what Maxine Waters said – The Case May Very Well Be Reversed” – Alan Dershowitz Weighs in on Chauvin Verdict"


Fuck you, Alan.  What a waste of a human being you are.


Dennis Prager, Town Hall:  "Whites Aren't Hated for Slavery but for Making America and the West"


And another right winger who can utter any lie as long as it is abominable enough.  I'd call Dennis Prager a waste of a human being too if I thought any human could emit that many lies for so many years and not self-combust like the guy in Bleak House.


"Worldwide Face Mask Emergency Brewing!! We Don't Know What Percentage Of Several Billion Masks Are Infected With Nanoworms!!"


Well, in fact, we do know what percentage of several billion masks are infected with nanoworms: exactly 0%.  Deal with it, assholes.


"Doctor examines large number of masks to check internet rumours of “worms” in the masks...So yes, don’t wear these damn masks."


No word that he found any, by the way.


Rob Miller, Joshuapundit:  "Wondering What's Behind All The Recent Shootings?? Here's The Answer"


And of course, what else could it be?


"Let’s take a trip back in time where the answer is, shall we? When Adolf Hitler became Germany’s chancellor, all of a sudden there was a great deal of violence between Hitler’s Brown shirts and the German communists…street riots, shootings, violent confrontations, you name it. And finally, the burning of the Reichstag where the German parliament met. It’s known now that the Nazis did the actual deed but they found a communist activist to blame it on who was executed afterwards."


Not that any of this is true, of course.  Most of the street violence between Communists and Socialists on the left and various right wing groups had been going on throughout the 1920's, and was ended pretty damned quickly in 1933, when Hitler outlawed other political parties. And in fact we now know that the Nazi leadership did not burn the Reichstag down.  But in any event, what does that have to do with shootings in the United States today?  I guess we will never know, because that is all I could take of this piece of garbage.


"False POTUS! Expect Justice!  A traitor is a person who does not respect the votes of his fellow countrymen and participates in voter fraud. Their deeds can destroy a nation along with the lives of hundreds of millions as we are currently experiencing. All traitors should be executed without exception.  I think this tells a lot 🤔 Go President Trump!"


Yeah, go President Trump- right to the gallows if this guy is right.


Christian Patriot News Update:  "Q: 100% Truth! Lin Wood Destroys Deep State Cabal! TRUMP IS Q ...PANIC in DC Pope Francis Dead!  Together, let’s expose the lies of the enemy. Impart a little truth every day. Especially the Truth that Jesus Christ is Lord!"


Speaking of lies, Lin Wood just claimed that he was in the White House this week, and saw Donald Trump at work in the Oval Office.  


"President Trump Returns In A Blaze Of Glory On Air Force One! Military Preparing To Oust Biden!"


This hilarious post features a video of Trump and Melania getting off of Air Force One, with the words "April 2021" superimposed on it.  Biden, meanwhile, has never been in the White House, apparently.


And more "humor:"

Now, isn't that cute.  I like the Communist one, who I guess is supposed to be Bernie, and the pathetic one that is AOC.  And how about "Facism," which the cartoonist can't even seem to spell?   


And now this shocking and totally true turn of events:


"The U.S. military has arrested disgraced former FBI Director James Comey on charges of treason, sedition, obstruction of justice, and aiding and abetting persons actively involved in criminal behavior, Real Raw News has learned.


Donald J. Trump greenlit the Tuesday morning raid on Comey’s lavish, suburban home after speaking to Marine Corps Col. John Lynch, commanding officer of the Marine Raider regiment at Camp Lejeune, North Carolina.  Although most operational details are classified, our source said Raiders surprised Comey, who was half-asleep in bed, and apprehended him after he reached for a pistol underneath a pillow. Before he could palm the weapon, a Marine charged forward and struck Comey’s forehead with the butt of his rifle, rendering Comey unconscious."


It's not enough to claim it happened; their victims must be humiliated and beaten in the process.


"Trump’s been anticipating this moment a long time; it’s a day of reckoning,” our source said."


Yeah, I bet he has.  Hatred, bullying and vengeance are all he lives for.


"In closing, we asked our source why, with so many arrests dropping, family and friends of the accused haven’t complained to CNN or MSNBC about their loved ones being abducted in the dead of night.


“The only explanation is the Deep State is keeping them silent,” our source said. “If it became officially known that people like Clinton, Podesta, Abedin, and now Comey have been nabbed by the military, it would weaken the Deep State’s hold on society"


The only explanation.  How about this one?  Every word you wrote is a lie.


"Reports Come Flooding In... It Could Be Dangerous To Be Around Or Have Sex With Vaccinated People!!"


Don't worry- most of the people who had the minimal sense to get vaccinated would never have sex with someone like you anyway.  It would be abuse of the mentally incompetent.


"According to very credible research by Ryushin Sean Malone, extraterrestrial beings have been harvesting and consuming human beings. They work in conjunction with the global cabal through agreements made between governments and aliens in exchange for technology."


Well, if you are running out of things to worry about because Joe Biden is taking care of things now, this might be a place to start.


"Elizabeth II abdication HUGE. *****Breaking News***** Update TRUTHCopyright 2021 ©"


According to this article, Queen Elizabeth has abdicated because the second coming of Christ is imminent.  Who knows?  Maybe it's true.


Dark Outpost:  "Elite Perform Horrible Experiments on Our Soldiers - PTSD or Demonic Possession?"


Demonic possession.  We report- you decide.


"Trump Offers Comey Leniency to Testify Against Obama"


Leniency under what authority?  Comey won't be killed if Trump manages to find a way to take over the government?  Here's more of this atrocity:


"A confidential source involved in Trump’s operation to invalidate the 2020 election and arrest the traitors told RRN that Trump agreed to remove capital punishment from the table if, and only if, Comey signs an attestation linking Obama to the tragic deaths of 16 patriots. According to the military, Barack Obama had on July 31, 2013 authorized an airstrike against a Colorado militia group after learning its members had obtained photographic evidence of guillotines being installed at FEMA camps in Colorado, Nebraska, and Wyoming.


The militia members, the military claims, had gathered at a secluded safehouse in northwest Colorado to discuss methods of disseminating their evidence without endangering themselves and their families. Unbeknownst to them, an Obama spy had, apparently, infiltrated their ranks and communicated knowledge of the meeting to the Obama hierarchy. As the meeting progressed, an F-16 from Cheyenne Mountain homed in on the safehouse and released a pair of Mark 83 1000-lb bombs. The resulting explosion laid waste the area and killed everyone in attendance, including women and one child."


All without anyone knowing a thing about it for eight years, until it was revealed by a right wing lunatic who thinks Trump is still in charge.  By the way, is Trump, a private citizen, threatening to kill James Comey if he doesn't perjure himself to protect Trump from prison for his crimes?


"After an exhaustive search, RRN was unable to find evidence of the aforementioned attack. There are no public records of explosions or forest fires in northwest Colorado that day. Nor have members of the three-percenters, the militia group named on military records, ever spoken publicly on the attack.  The Deep State are masters of coverups and deception, and their reach is unlimited."


Once again, for Republicans, the complete absence of any evidence is proof that something is true.  See, for example, "supply side economics," or "Democrats are the ones that pile up the national debt."


Neil Patel, Town Hall:  "Regular Americans Are Not Going to Fall for the Left's Cynical Politics of Racial Division"


And you know perfectly well what he means by "regular Americans."


Christian Patriot News:  "Q+ Trump: China Joe Executed for High Treason!"


This post comes from the "Christian Patriot News," an organization whose name clearly indicates exactly what it is, at least in the opinions of its members.  It quotes a number of remarks from a twitter account called il Donaldo Trumpo, which it claims is actually Trump himself, cheating his way back on to Twitter.  Very brave of you, Donald.


Mount Report:  "High Tech Alien Weapons & Eqpt Removed From White House - Videos"


This post claims that the White House, the Capitol and the Supreme Court building are actually alien mind control devices.  Their columns are vibrating to spread the mind control throughout the world, and the Washington Monument is an antenna.  All of this is powered by children who are kept in cages in the basement and tortured to produce the energy that runs the whole thing.  And also the FBI is a foreign owned corporation that has no authority in the United States and the signers of the Constitution signed in cursive, which is the language of the dead.  Which, in fact, makes sense, since all of the signers of the Constitution are, in fact, dead.  If you are not convinced by now, I guess you never will be.


This interminable video shows some people removing some stuff from the White House and some secret service agents in front, and nothing resembling aliens or any other detail of this bullshit.


And now the science lesson of the day:


Lee Austin, Before it's News:  " it’s impossible to visit and any heavenly body because the rocket would hit the vaulted dome.  Just like the movie “The Truman Show” we live under a dome and no one is going anywhere. Although the moon and sun are below the dome, both are plasma lights and impossible to land on.


Another NASA deception is the fiction of planets. Millions of spinning balls, rotating around millions  of burning star balls. Actually, the planets and stars are a collective habitation of angelic beings  known as luminaries and stones of fire.  Polaris and the flat  earth are the only two immovable center points in the universe. Polaris is true north and the  direction of the third heaven. In sum, there are ten heavens."


And let's not let this post end without its obligatory Jewbaiting:


James Bacque:  "The Swedish Jew Dwight Eisenhower and Jew Henry Morgenthau Jr. paid FDR and Churchill $6M to allow these two Jews to kill over million Germans in Eisenhower Death Camps.  The Allied killed over 12 million German after World World 2 in the Soviet, America, French and Britain death camps.  This is the real atrocity of World War 2.  The purpose of WW1 and WW2 were for the Jews financed by Rotshchild to kill as many of the male Israelites of fighting age (the Caucasian Tribes of Jacob-Israel) in Western Europe, Britain and America.  German is part of the Royal Tribe of Judah and our battle axe to protect the Tribes of Jacob which is why they are always camped on the east side of the Tribes of Jacob."


It is inevitable, I am afraid, that as things get worse and worse for them, many right wingers are going to retreat into the twin delusions of Christian Identity and the Sovereign Citizen movement, both of which have a long history of engaging in violent political terrorism.


Watchman Wes:  "Masonic Werewolves In Utah Are Real! Must See Video By Former Illuminati Now Christian!"


This video was over two hours long, so I gave it a pass.  Sorry, I am sure you were on the edge of your seats waiting for the proofs that were obviously contained there.


Nuke Pro:  "CDC Now Says Covid VAX Jab Is Linked With 348,600 Deaths in USA"


Over half the number of COVID deaths in the whole country, and the mainstream press is just ignoring it.  That is, of course, far more likely than it just being another right wing lie.


Juan O. Savin:  "Will Vaccinated People *Kill* The Unvaccinated??"


They're all going to turn into zombies and ravage the country.  Highly likely, I guess.


And that calls for a final dose of right wing humor:

I guess this is supposed to show America being destroyed by Covid masks.  Right wingers don't seem to be able to find anything funny unless it is a preposterous lie.  Strange but true.


Linda Kimball, Renew America:  "The connections between Baphomet and why researchers are creating interspecies embryos"


Wasn't Baphomet a boss monster in Final Fantasy?  Too stupid to even deal with, but may I remind you that Republican researchers years ago created a human-hog hybrid, and then got him elected President.


"Hillary Clinton Is Dead… And Why It Matters!!"


Oh, do tell us:


"Why does it matter that Hillary Clinton is dead?


1. It is a sign the deepstate is going down.

2. Some people who ‘go against her’ will no longer have to worried of being added to the Clinton death count.

3. It is a sign that humanity (military) is finally going to deal with the clones."


The military is humanity.  The rest of us, not so much.  There are more reasons too, including this one:


"9.  Children will be safer… some children will be spared from being tortured and possibly even, eaten… maybe even, eaten alive."


I swear, based on my previous years of watching Republican behavior, it is only a matter of time before Republicans are revealed as having been eating babies for years.


“The world is about to sleep quieter tonight,” Vice Adm. John G. Hannink said to a small assembly that included 3 Joint Chiefs of Staff and, notably, Donald J. Trump, who, garbed in his typical dark suit and crimson tie, had arrived at GITMO earlier in the day. Michael Pompeo and former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani flanked him, both men having played an integral role in amassing evidence against Clinton."

 

Because of course Trump and Giuliani would be invited to the execution of Hillary, and of course they would gladly go, it being a pleasant way to spend the day.  I'll write a post soon about Hillary's execution.  This disgusting political porn is what passes for reason on the right these days.  So, enough already.  Bye now.



2 comments:

St. Joan said...

HOLY COW!!!!

Ez said...

Wow, those Really Real News folks serve up some truely fetid Fantasyland bullshit.