The Good News About the Israeli Stampede
In which 45 ultra-Orthodox people were killed last week.
And what is the good news about that? Not a single woman was killed!
Why were women so fortunate? Because no women were allowed at the event, it being a garden variety gathering of right wing religious fanatics.
The event's planners had been warned multiple times that their arrangements were unsafe and created a considerable risk of disaster, but they ignored the experts. God bless Orthodox men for taking such good care of their women as to protect them from the danger of being trampled to death by other Orthodox men.