Wingnut Wrapup

 Let's just start with the right wingers' jackass lies about Biden's press conference, where he acted like an informed, rational human being instead of an out of control bully with no knowledge of the issues.  And please remember that a hundred times as many Republicans will read these comments as will have seen a second of the press conference:

Tim Graham, Town Hall:  "The Pro-Biden Press Corps Is Deeply Embarrassing"

The press corps that didn't ask him a single question about his incredible success in handling the vaccination program, while playing the Republicans' stooges over the nonexistent border "crisis."

Matt Vespa, Town Hall:  "Are We Just Going to Let Biden's Massive Brain Malfunction During His First Presser Slip Under the Radar?...President Joe Biden had his first press conference—and it will probably be his last for quite a while. If it wasn’t scripted, it would have been an unmitigated disaster. it was bad, but trainwreck territory was avoided given that his staff orchestrated it to the max. He rambled about the border and immigration. He prevaricated on gun control opting instead to talk about infrastructure. And then, there was the filibuster which took up the lion’s share of the presser. It was here that Biden suffered the most pronounced senior moment thus far."

Again, a complete lie about Biden's performance during the press conference, but one that will be seen by a hundred times as many right wingers as actually watched it.

Larry O'Connor, Town Hall:  "I Have Several Awkward Questions for Biden's Presser"

You mean several asshole questions, but go on, Larry:

"Will reporters pepper him with questions related to the many scandals already brewing around this administration? Will they use their "sacred role" to "speak truth to power" and wrangle this president into the same angry, confrontational debate we saw in Trump's first press conference?"

A. No they won't because, after the most scandal ridden administration in history, so far the Biden administration has had no scandals.  Deal with it, Larry. Biden is not an angry, confrontational, stupid bully like Trump, and knows how to act like an adult.

Larry then follows with numerous questions about Hunter Biden's laptop, something which they have never produced and never demonstrated that it even exists.  And then, more lies about the border.  How clever Larry is.

Cortney O'Brien, Town Hall:  "Peter Doocy Reacts to Being Ignored at Biden's First Solo Presser"

Oh boy, that's a scandal that has legs- Biden didn't waste time giving a Fox News liar a chance to pander to his right wing audience at the press conference.

Nick Arama, Red State:  "Media Slobbers Over Biden's Press Conference Performance"

Oh boy.  Slobbers.  

Bonchie, Red State:  "Tucker Carlson Delivers a Hilarious Breakdown of Joe Biden's Presser"

Oy.  Better stick to interviewing Matt Gaetz, Tucker- someone you can relate to.

Nick Arama, Red State:  "Here Are Some of the Biden Cheat Sheets He Used During the Press Conference"

Because it is cheating to make sure that what he says is correct, rather than just shooting his mouth off with a hundred lies.

And I am going to call an end to this subject right here.  Let me point out that all of the above comes from just two of the right wing websites I follow, and there were several more articles along these lines at these sites that I didn't include.  Oh well, just this sort of meta-comment:

Stephen Green, PJ Media:  "Insanity Wrap #173: Suppose POTUS Threw a Presser and Nobody Cared?"

Well, apparently you guys cared a hell of a lot.

And of course, they haven't given up on this:

Larry O'Connor, Town Hall:  "Arrest Hunter Biden"

Their answer to Matt Gaetz- Just lie harder about Hunter Biden.  And let me remind you again, we still have absolutely no evidence that the fabled Hunter Biden laptop exists.  I won't even bother you with an account of what Hunter Biden is supposed to be arrested for.  It just never stops.

And more:

Joe Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "In October We First Reported that Hallie Biden Took Hunter Biden’s Gun and Threw It In the Trash – Now It’s Finally Making National News"

Hunter's wife threw a gun away.  Boy, that's got the makings of a scandal at least as big as Trump trying to overthrow the government.

And it's treason already:

Ted Harvey, Town Hall:  "President Biden's Border Crisis Borders on Treason"

This from a party that didn't even mind when their President actually sold the country down the river to a hostile foreign dictator.  Not one word of explanation, of course, on how the border situation borders on the Constitutional definition of treason, just more lies about what is going on down there.  I guess this is just more standard Republican projection- accusing Democrats of what Republicans actually did, to make real charges of treason seem like some gotcha game.

And then there's this massive brewing scandal:

Cassandra Fairbanks, Gateway Pundit:  "Massachusetts 8th Grade Science Teacher Outed as Member of Antifa That Berated Cops and Children at Recent Protest"

Woo...she said some bad things about cops.  Clearly far worse than trying to overthrow the government, which is all just good fun.  And on we go...

"Βiden Giving Κamala Ρresidency Οr Is Μilitary Μaking Μove? Just Found Οut About Τhis! (All Revealed)

Our politicians on both sides got away with denying we the people the president of our choice. We did not rise up. Now they can get away with whatever they want...We are living in the last of the last days! It’s almost as if the liberals are reading Bible prophecy and putting it into action. You honestly can’t make this stuff up!"

Apparently, yes you can make it up.

"New Dark Outpost: Hillary's Gitmo Adrenochrome Withdrawal...Prior to the conviction and execution of the Clintons at Guantanamo Bay for crimes against humanity, a disruptive Hillary Clinton was placed in lockdown following a series of incidents in which the former Secretary of State spat on guards, defecated on the floor of her cell, assaulted U.S. military personnel, and hurled obscenities indefatigably at staff and fellow inmates, brought on by a dramatic withdrawal from Adrenochrome.  Tonight, we bring you the horrible truth."

That evil Hillary!  The horrible truth!

"Bombshell! Pope Francis Screwing The Dutch Royal Family And The Ninth Circle Satanic Cult! Pope Francis Found Guilty Of Child Trafficking, Rape And Murder !  The Dutch royals and the Ninth Circle. Maxima had a baby with Dope Francis then sacrificed it.

The ninth circle.  Is that connected in any way to the sixth house?


Hear how sick things are going on in the Dutch royal family and Dope Francis and the ninth circle.  The Jews / Jesuits created the Ninth Circle in the sixteenth century which originated in Egypt and Babylon and it is still going strong today abducting babies and children, raping, torturing and murdering them for their Satanic rituals."

"Yesterday defendants Pope Francis Bergoglio, Catholic Jesuit Superior General Adolfo Pachon and Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby were found guilty of rape, torture, murder and trafficking of children. Five judges of the International Common Law Court of Justice in Brussels determined that the crimes occurred as recently as 2010."

I've mentioned International Common Law Court of Justice before here at Wingnut Wrapup.  This august body seems to consist of a single lunatic named Kevin Arnett.  So, take it for a sign of how easy it is for hundreds of thousands of right wingers to be filled with the demented blather of a single person.

"The creature Prince Phillip is just a Prince and will never be King. He is 99 yrs old.

99 = 18 = R = JFK Jr...Rumour has it, the real Harry was swapped when he was very young. I can not confirm this but keep an open mind as anything is possible."

So JFK Jr. was the real Prince Harry.  Yeah, that is likely.

"Here we have Kate wearing the same dress, using the same pram from Rosemary’s Baby."

Anything is possible.  Wait a minute; not anything.  Not this crap anyway.

"Dark Outpost: Lady Di and JFK Jr. to Testify at Gitmo??"

And Elvis too.  And bigfoot if they can serve him with a subpoena.  They're all working to bring Trump back.

McAllister TV:  "Was WW2 an Adrenochrome Harvest?"

I don't think so, but what do I know?  This is possible the most pathetic effort I have ever seen by American right wingers to write out of history the actions of their Nazi counterparts.

Kurt Schlichter, Town Hall:  "Is President Asterisk’s Honeymoon Over?  That desiccated old weirdo in the White House seems to be getting slightly less unnatural media love as of late. Is it a trend?  And there seems to be a growing impatience with Raggedy Psaki and her inability to form an honest sentence.   It’s not so much that the liberals are being treated like dirt and lied to. They dig abuse in a weird, creepy way.

When Stumbles McFingerboy took his multiple headers on that tricky stairway, they rushed to his rickety defense."

Today's specimen of Republican projection of their own faults on Democrats.  And we haven't even gotten to Matt Gaetz and exactly how much adrenochrome he has consumed. 

Kevin Grieve, Town Hall:  "The Left’s Legacy – Subjugation, Misery, and Death"

Don't think we need to check that one out any further.

Rebecca Downs, Town Hall:  "President Trump Tells Judge Jeanine: 'I Owe It to Great People' of Border Patrol to Go to Southern Border"

That-s EX President Trump, lady, and the only thing he owes the Great People of this country (other than the thousands he actually screwed out of real money) is to go to hell.  Unless it's worth the chance that he will get hit on the head by a brick of heroin thrown over the wall.

Nick Arama, Red State:  "Trump Exercises His Classic, Acerbic Wit to Ask a Great Question About the Durham Investigation"

And what is this classic example of acerbic wit?

"Where's Durham? Is he a living, breathing human being? Will there ever be a Durham report?"

Just curious, but what could be described as witty about this obsessed loser still trying, almost five months after the election, to bully someone into producing a lying report about the people who tried to bring Trump to justice?  What an asshole.

"Ah, there’s only one Trump. Twitter isn’t quite the same without that acerbic wit."

God, what a pathetic toady you are, Nick.

And of course, this was inevitable:

"Deep State, C.I.A., DoJ, Military Intel & Democrat Party Conspire to Frame Rep. Gaetz to Extort His Wealthy Father for $25 MIL and Smear the Brave Florida Congressman to End His Political Career...HUGE SCANDAL! EXTORTIONGATE

This sordid tale shows just how determined the Democrats are to get rid of the most conservative members in the US House of Representatives, especially those who are avid Trump supporters.

This complex criminal conspiracy carried out by the Biden Administration, Democrat Party, Deep State and U.S. Military Intelligence Community is as bad as it gets … especially because they got caught.

Although the facts are still being slowly disclosed, the rough outline of this shocking case of extraordinary corruption and criminality at the highest echelons of the US government clearly indicates an extraordinarily convoluted plot to take down a very conservative, Trump-supporting U.S. Congressman.  the DEMs and Deep State were out to get Gaetz and remove him from the Congress—FOREVER!

So, what did they all do: they colluded to hatch a plot so brazen, so reckless, so desperate that it smacks of the same chutzpah that the Democrats possessed to execute the epic 2020 election heist."

Right.  That makes sense.

"Dark Outpost: Brennan Ordered Trump Assassination

Dark Outpost has learned exclusively that an attempted assassination against Donald Trump at his estate at Mar-a-Lago was plotted and ordered by former CIA Director John Brennan, who is currently serving life in prison at Guantanamo Bay. And…Emanuel Blue continues his discussion on the illusion of a stimulus and the legislation Barack Obama signed that allows the United States government to use propaganda against its citizens.

Plus…Dr. James Fetzer analyzes a Colorado journalist’s video which proves the Boulder shooting incident was a false flag. Leave the world you think you know behind and join us at the Dark Outpost!"

Leave the world you know behind, indeed.

"Fedex Shipping Body Bags Across America! Whistleblower Reveals Extermination Plan For Rounding Up Patriots, Christians & Intellectuals! Must See So You Don’t End Up In One Of Those Fedex Shipped Body Bags!! Two Thirds Of All Caucasians Are Prophesied To Perish!"

Of course you already guessed that this is a plot by the evil Jews.  They always did control the body bag business.  And while we are on the subject of the Jews:

"Bombshell! Washington Insider Confirms that Donald Trump Is A Jew And Then Immediately Gets Fired! Many Americans Have Been Deceived Worshipping A Jew!"

Maybe the real problem is people worshipping a loathsome criminal, not his religion.  This story, by the way, is from some jerks who call themselves "Know More News."  More what?  And just in case you wondered, this video also claims that Donald Trump believes that Jared Kushner is the messiah.  What a load of crap- we all know that if Donald Trump believes anyone is the messiah it is himself.  I don't recommend listening to the video that this comes from, but I will tell you that a large part of it consists of an interview with a woman with an absolutely hilarious sitcom Jewish accent.

Rebecca Downs, Town Hall:  "Lara and Donald Trump Interview Goes On, No Thanks to Facebook and Instagram"

Yes, but it went almost unnoticed in the sane world, thanks to Facebook and Instagram.  

Katie Pavlich, Town Hall:  "Another Round of Child Sex Offenders Caught at the Border"

And another one in the Republican party.  Katie forgot to expend her anger on him.   By the way, this "round" of child sex offenders consists of a story about one person.  I guess it's a "round" in the same sense that a bullet is a round of ammunition.

Leah Barkoukis, Town Hall:  "Biden's Dog Has Second Biting Incident in Month"

Well, they've got to write about something, I guess.  Any chance he bit Matt Gaetz?

Joe Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "HUGE BREAKING NEWS: Arizona Senate Republicans Courageously Announce Team Who Will Perform Maricopa County Election Audit and It’s Good News for America!  The Republican Senate in Arizona made the courageous decision patriots around the country have been hoping for.  These Republicans decided upon the team who will be performing the upcoming audit in Maricopa County and it’s an excellent list of entities."

Excellent.  Of course, you may want to consider this story:

"Arizona Senate hires a ‘Stop the Steal’ advocate to lead 2020 election audit...The audit team that Senate President Karen Fann selected to examine the 2020 general election in Maricopa County will be led by a company owned by an advocate of the “Stop the Steal” movement who repeatedly alleged on social media that the election was rigged against former President Donald Trump."

That owner would be:

"Doug Logan, who has been an active promoter of baseless conspiracy theories alleging widespread election fraud last year, including in Arizona.

“I’m tired of hearing people say there was no fraud. It happened, it’s real, and people better get wise fast,” read a tweet from a since-suspended account that Logan retweeted on Dec. 31. "

Well, that should produce a fair recount. The guy is also a big QAnon supporter and has pushed all sorts of QAnon theories.  A "courageous" choice indeed.  Lots more at the link above; check it out.

Brad Slager, Town Hall:  "The New Reason for Companies to Rethink Virtue Signaling -- Georgia Considers Yanking Tax Breaks from Companies Opposing the New Voting Laws"

Damaging companies for refusing to capitulate to fascism.  Seems to me to be a good reason for them to get the hell out of Georgia. 

And let's just end here with the inevitable about the ship stuck in the Suez canal:

"Over a thousand trafficked children and dead bodies have been rescued out of shipping containers in the Suez Canal by US Navy Seals. Sources say that as of this writing, children were still being rescued and bodies discovered in Evergreen’s 18,000+ containers. The containers were on an Evergreen Corporation ship that blocked the Canal from Tues. 23 March to Mon 29 March, causing billions in lost revenue to shipping companies internationally.

The Seals also found Weapons of Mass Destruction on the six story high vessel – which were believed destined to start a war in the Middle East.  The Japanese-owned, Taiwanese-operated ship of Evergreen Corporation was actually co-owned by Walmart and the Clinton Foundation – known for it’s international child trafficking ring. The children were said ordered out of magazines like Wayfair by pedophiles who paid big bucks for certain abused children."

And if you think that just might be true, let me tell you that according to one site I have seen, the ship's captain was none other than Monica Lewinsky!  That famous nautical expert Monica Lewinsky!  And this claim was backed up by a picture of Monica Lewinsky!  A real picture of Monica Lewinsky.  Not in a maritime uniform, or on the bridge of any ship, but still, who needs more proof than that?

Well, I think that's as loony as we can get today.  See you soon.


Buttermilk Sky said…
Oh you poor blogger. You deserve a vacation and a million quatloos for reading all this. I was dizzy after a the first six.
Green Eagle said…
As you can see from the masthead of this blog, Green Eagle is a parrot, i.e. a creature that repeats things without a shred of understanding of what they mean. He is therefore insulated against any negative effects from the lunacy; he does not recommend that actual humans try this at home.

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