We have reached an impressive economic achievement in this country. For the first time in the history of the United States, the net worth of the four hundred richest people in the country now exceeds the net worth of the bottom 60% of Americans.
Aren't you proud that you live in the land of opportunity?
But don't you worry- if Republicans have their way with workers, we can reach 75% in the blink of an eye. That would be a true milestone in human history, bringing back the sort of division of wealth that we haven't seen since the heyday of the Czars.