Sunday, August 14, 2016

The Winner Explains How He Is Winning

Donald Trump today, with the truth about the election:

"Honestly, I‘m not running against crooked Hillary Clinton, I’m running against the crooked media,"

Well, that explains it all.  I mean, just look at the polls as they stand now, from five thirty eight:

Hillary Clinton:           49.1%

Donald Trump             41.0%

The Press                     0.0%

See? He's way out ahead.  Of course, the way things are going, by November Trump will have trouble outpolling Joseph Goebbels, but that's a story for another day.


Jerry Critter said...

I hate to complain, but I think you miss-spelled "winner". It should be w-h-i-n-e-r.

Green Eagle said...

Okay, okay, hit a guy when he's down.

Green Eagle said...

P.S.- that was sarcasm.