Monday, October 11, 2021

Wingnut Wrapup

 What, back already?  I tell you, I could do this three times a day if either I or you had the patience for it.  


Anyway, off we go, right over the cliff:


“Tomorrow you will find out the truth!” …Melania Trump on Fri. 8 Oct. 2021


Whoops, didn't happen.  Quel Surprise.


"Judy Note: Late Wed. evening 6 Oct. Global Currency Reset codes were delivered to the higher Tiers – to be made liquid on Thurs. morning 7 Oct. according to a reliable Source."


Higher tiers...whatever that is.  I guess it is a good thing.


"It was not known when the monies would filter down to us in the Internet Group, Tier 4B."


Never.  How about never, Jackass.  Can you really be so stupid as to think after all that has happened that Donald Trump would spend one penny for anyone but himself?


"Boom! Trump Decapitates The Snake= Trump Prepares Australia for Martial Law"


Boom!  It would be interesting to know exactly what gave Trump the authority to "prepare" Australia for martial law, or even what he has done to prepare them, but unfortunately the writer of this post has nothing to say about that.


"On Fri. 1 Oct. 2021 at 12:01 am EDT the US Republic was restored to concepts of the Original Constitution. Now as part of the Global Currency Reset, a Bankrupt Cabal no longer had control over US Taxpayer Dollars."


Well, we've been hearing that the Cabal was going to be overthrown any day now, for five years.  Never happened, so now apparently the world is moving on to phase II: Just say that it happened and to hell with reality.


"Tues. 5 Oct: Mass Arrests were believed to have begun."


Believed by whom, and on what evidence?  Oh, forget that I even asked this.


"The fake “Biden” regime in the US defaulted on September 30th and has been given until October 18th before the plug is finally pulled on that evil regime, Asian secret society sources promise. The funding was cut off because the Rockefeller/Rothschild etc. crime families behind the “Biden” regime failed to meet their promise to hand Australia over to the communist Chinese, the sources say."


 "Asian secret society sources promise."  


"Tsunami to Hit US, Europe; Expected to Kill Millions; No Warning Planned


WARNING REAL and PRESENT DANGER: Scientists claimed that as of yesterday there was a 50/50 chance and merely a matter of time before every major city 20 miles inland of the US East and South Coasts would be wiped out, with millions killed both in the US and Europe by a tsunamis caused by volcanic eruptions on the island of La Palma in the Canary Islands.


the Cabal-owned Mainstream Media has neglected to cover the story – not surprising since their Illuminati Agenda was to depopulate the planet."


Also not surprising since it is a total lie. 


Situation Update:  "Alleged Deformed Babies In Turkey From Jabbed Mothers!!"


Alleged by whom?  No one knows.


X22Report:  "The Fight To Take Back The Country Has Begun!"


According to the X22 report, the fight to take back this country has "begun" every day now for the last four years.  It never happens and he never stops.


And now the most horrible vaccine story yet!


"Tentacled, Sentient, Entity Found In Jab...Upon further inspection, Dr. Madej noticed fiber cube structures and synthetic metallic fragments were self assembling in real time. From within the construction of the operating system platform, an unknown tentacled entity appeared, which seemed to possess sentient properties, The entity then raised itself off the slide cover. And according to Dr. Madej, the mysterious object seemed to be self aware and knew it was being observed. The same type of tentacled entity was also revealed in two other batch tests."


A real picture of the tentacled entity, I think:



Maybe, huh?  Keep in mind that Dr. Madej spoke at the January 6th insurrection, just in case you were wondering how much credibility to give her.


"As I’ve stated in previous articles, the purpose of the injections are not just for sterilization and population reduction, but to transform those remaining into hybrid machines, capable of interfacing with the internet of things and serving the Luciferian elite."


Where would the Luciferian elite be without the internet?


Real Raw News:  "Marines Mutiny Over Mandatory Vaccination (“If you try to forcibly vaccinate even one of my Marines, you better come armed,” Gen. Berger, told Defence Secretary Lloyd Austin.)  “Under no circumstances will Marines be compelled to take a potentially hazardous vaccination that the FDA won’t even fully endorse,” Gen. Berger told Austin. “You are a coward and a traitor, manipulated by people pushing bad policy on the men and women who provide security to our nation. Neither you nor your puppet president has authority to enforce such a policy.”


This is a totally fake story.  Here's the current front page of Real Raw News, in case you would like to evaluate their general accuracy"




Quite a lot of news there that is just ignored by the mainstream press, and with no more excuse than the fact that it didn't happen.  And then there's this:


Real Raw News:  "Trump Vows “Swift Return” as Military Completes Election Fraud Investigation...President Donald J. Trump on Sunday said he would swiftly return to power after learning that the U.S. military was nearing completion on a comprehensive investigation into the illegitimacy of the 2020 presidential election, a probe which began back on November 3."


Yes, the military is investigating the 2020 election, something which is clearly within their mandate.  They've been investigating it for almost a year now, apparently.  I wonder if they will do any better than the Cyber Ninjas.


"Curiosity discovers an Extraterrestrial Sentinel on Mars"


Curiosity also killed the cat.


"50 Governors Not Bothered by Massive Covid Injection Deaths!"


They are also not bothered by zombies, flying death monkeys, honest Republicans and numerous other things that, like "massive Covid injection deaths," do not exist.


Gateway Pundit:  "Fauci’s NIAID Funded an American Institute that Helped Train Chinese Researchers from Wuhan Where COVID Is Suspected of Originating"


Got that?  I guess that proves everything.  Researchers from the SAME PROVINCE as a LAB where liars claim Covid originated.  And Fauci TRAINED THEM!!!  Trained them to do what?  That we don't know, but it must be evil, right?


Judie Brown, Renew America:  "She has five children and nine grandchildren, but her real devotion is to the practice of killing babies before they are born. Who is this woman? Her name is House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and her game is murder."


Her Game is Murder!  Man, is that a good name for a detective show.  Is Angela Lansbury still available?


The Desert Review:  "Ivermectin obliterates 97 percent of Delhi cases...


A 97% decline in Delhi cases with Ivermectin is decisive - period. It represents the last word in an epic struggle to save lives and preserve human rights. This graph symbolizes the victory of reason over corruption, good over evil, and right over wrong. It is as significant as David’s victory over Goliath. It is an absolute vindication of Ivermectin and early outpatient treatment. It is a clear refutation of the WHO, FDA, NIH, and CDC's policies of "wait at home until you turn blue" before you get treatment."


A wonderful story of success against a worldwide pandemic, or it would be if it were true.  Unfortunately (I bet you never saw this coming) it is a complete lie.  But wait, there's more:


Natural News:  "Indian state with 240 million people completely eradicated covid with ivermectin"


97% wasn't a good enough story for Mike Adams, the biggest health care con man on earth.  No, Ivermectin wiped out 100% of all Covid cases!  It's a miracle, praise God.


Derek Hunter, Town Hall:  "Liberals Are A Joke And They Hate You"


Not enough to kill hundreds of thousands of you the way your Republican leaders are doing.


"A New Hybrid Is Born? 70 Million Black-Eyed Covid Babies Born Every Year Latest Reasonable Estimate!!  Covid Plandemic Suddenly Changing Human Mating Rituals And Reproduction After Millions Of Years Of Human Presence On Earth... Important Info.!!"




And there's your proof- a photo of one of the black eyed babies.  Of course, a quick image search of this will reveal that it is actually a picture of Donald Trump immediately after he was born.  The wig was added moments later.


This idiocy seems to be gaining some currency in the fevered swamps of the right.  Here's another story covering it:


"COVID-19 Vaccinated Parents' Babies Have Black eyes, Teeth, Speak, Walk, and Vampire-like Abilities? Christian Rapture...


Intelligence news update from the Human Homo-Sapiens Race Survival Resistance (HRSR) headquarters and Republic Rebel Alliance battlefront (October 2021).


Black-eyed children are being born to parents who received the COVID-19 Coronavirus AI “black goo” fallen angel gene nephilim vaccine and have supernatural vampire-like powers


Children born to parents, who received the Illuminati NWO fake COVID-19 Coronavirus pandemic lie gene-altering A.I. “black goo graphene oxide” 5G remote assassination t-Veronica zombie virus biochemical weapon Borg vaccine, are being born with black eyes and with teeth, and are able to crawl at 2 weeks old, and lift their heads up a day after being born, and start speaking words, and levitate their lower bodies in the air, according to David.  The Luciferase tattoo “Mark of the Beast” pigment can be seen glowing through the veins of the vaccinated people using ultraviolet light."


Curiously, no information on who "David" is.  Perhaps it is an alias for John Barron.


"One mother found a black-eyed child sitting next to her own child in her car when she returned to the car, because her child gave it permission to enter her car."


Well, that proves it, I guess.


" 46.7% of the world are vaxxed.  (Didn’t they mention at times they want to get that to 90%, but not likely… but does seem to match up with Georgia Guidestones?)"


The Georgia Guidestones?  Man, these people will believe anything. 


"Since the vaxxes never were real vaxxed, but rather experimental gene therapy… and now we can see the black-eyed covid babies are different… the parents even say so… “born with an attitude”…. special abilities… early development… we have to question what is going on… it’s something, and it’s something humanity has never seen before!   IMAGINE THE REPERCUSSIONS OF WHAT YOU JUST READ… MILLIONS OF YEARS AND THEN IT ALL CHANGED IN TWO YEARS… IN ONE BIG EXPERIMENT HALF OF HUMANITY JUMPED RIGHT INTO IT, AND TOOK THE NEEDLE"


 "special abilities… early development…"  Are you sure this isn't evidence that babies born to people who got vaccinated are smarter than babies born to people who didn't get vaccinated?  I mean it would fit with the notion of inherited ability.


"What if they put extraterrestrial DNA in the vaxxes, and then people are mixing human DNA, and altered human DNA with extraterrestrial DNA?

 

What if it’s possible there is no soul connection in hybrids to God?"


Yeah, what if.  Extraterrestrial DNA.  That's a likely story. 


McAllister TV:  "Space Force Took Down Face Book!"


Idiot.  And now today's Republican Projection award:


Derek Hunter, Town Hall:  "Democrats Attempt To Provoke Violence"


I won't even bother you with the lamebrained arguments in this piece of trash.  I'll just note that Derek has apparently forgotten January 6th, "Stand down and stand by," and Trump's endless plans which actually have provoked violence, against Democrats, school boards, health care workers and a host of others in the last year.


Larry O'Connor, Town Hall:  "Trump Schools Biden on Vaccine and Freedom"


Ha.  As if Trump could school anyone on anything but bullying and stealing money from kids with cancer.


"Trump Has Taken The Deep State Down Masterfully"


So masterfully that nobody can find a sign that he did it.  Here's a graphic from the beginning of the video:



Yes, Rex Maximus Von Broch is going to present the proff.  And if you are wondering,  "Rex Maximus Von Broch" seems to actually be some guy from New York really named Allan Broch.  Just one more greedy loon trying to get in on the grift.


Bonchie, Red State:  "Bernie Sanders Buries the Knife Into Kyrsten Sinema"


Somebody needed to do it.


Cristina Laila, Gateway Pundit:  "“F*ck Joe Biden!” – Trump Supporters Line Up to Greet Biden as He Arrives in Elk Grove, Illinois"


And here they are, lining up:



All, oh, I don't know, twenty five of them.  A very impressive display of the popular will, no?


Gateway Pundit:  "Mother Poops Out Pounds Of Pure Body Fat, Doctors Speechless"


Why don't we ever get vital health news like this from Daily Kos?


"Vaxxed Soldier Does Magnetic Clay Detox... Then Fibrous Moving Creatures That Glow Under Black Light Emerge Out Of His Skin!!"


"Folks… this is serious… because there’s a possibility of upwards towards 50% of humanity, could have injected themselves with these strange creatures… or perhaps they came from another military operation.  Perhaps they are Morgellons. Perhaps everybody has ‘em… from the chemtrails. We note that a doctor recently has found strange creatures in her vaxx samples… but maybe those creatures are much smaller.  Other people have recorded that their veins glow after the vaxx… so the odds are high for me, that this is vaxx related.  Oh… this lady discovered that luciferase, also glows under black light."


Chemtrails.  Glowing veins.  Yes sir.  Glowing veins.  And chemtrails. 


"Iraq was sovereign and had a new Dinar rate that has not yet been made public."


I've seen a bunch of stories about this.  Somehow, lots of right wingers believe that the world is going to abandon the dollar as its reserve currency, and switch to the Iraqi dinar.  I have never seen a sane explanation of why the people who run the economies of every country in the world would engage in such a suicidal move, but then, right wingers do trust Donald Trump to run our economy, even after he wrecked it before leaving office.


And once again, Green Eagle is lying on the floor, a devastated wreck, unable to take any more of this.  See you soon.

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Addendum:

Reader Mostly.A.Cynic inquires:  "How much Tequila do you consume before and after walking through that GQP swamp?"


Actually, none.  I find tequila ineffective in cases such as this.  My common remedy for the inevitable effects is this:

I find that it is the only thing that works reliably.



8 comments:

Poll P. said...

Why are they so enamored with "black light" and "ultraviolet"? Didn't the Cyber Ninja nuts scan the ballots with UV?

Infidel753 said...

Republic Rebel Alliance? Borg vaccine? They're literally stealing stuff from science fiction now. Not much originality there.

Pushing stories that can be so easily disproven, like the death of Bill Clinton or the birth of millions of mutant babies, shows the contempt these people have for their audience. Unfortunately the fact that they stay in business shows that that contempt is deserved.

Green Eagle said...

Infidel, you are so right. Many of them don't even try to be rational any more, having discovered that the Republican base will claim to believe anything, as long as it is served with a big helping of hatred.

Mostly.A.Cynic said...

How much Tequila do you consume before and after walking through that GQP swamp? I would say keep up the good work but I would understand if you never stuck your toes in that GQP swamp again that swamp is quite disturbing

Green Eagle said...

I have been following right wing ephemera since the late 1960's. It is a subject which I am sorry to know so much about, and there have been countless times that I have given up following their insane hatred and lying for months. Call me foolish to think this, but I believe that my experience does give me a unique perspective about things like this. After all these years, I have seen which lies die on the vine, and which gain steam, which things are really a threat and which are just idiot nonsense. And this is a way that I can share what I have seen, and treat it with enough levity that it is not too painful for people to take. I hope the couple of laughs I can give people enable them to get through this hateful garbage without long term damage.

Mostly.A.Cynic said...

When I see that people actually believe these conspiracy theories that are listed here I do laugh while cringing and I do find humor in your comments as well which is how I get through this craziness...humor. Sadly though I have some family and friends that buy into a lot of these whacked out theories....Since you've been doing this since the 60's you're like the Farmers Insurance guy, I say this facetiously, You know a thing or two because you've seen a thing or two

Lady M said...

I cannot wait to see one of the scary babies I have photo shopped show up on a right wing site.

Green Eagle said...

I'll have more to say on the scary baby issue soon, I promise you.