The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
Because nobody showed up.
Scenes from the noble resistance:
Oh wait, that was from a real revolution. Here's the action today:
The great patriotic revolt against the evil Communist Biden was nowhere to be seen today. Right wingers confidently predicted that millions of armed patriots would show up today in Washington to prevent the traitor Biden from ever making it down the street from the Capitol to the White House. But apparently the prospect of a little razor wire and a National Guard force that they thought they would outnumber a hundred to one was enough to scare them away.
As I have always said, these people are big talkers but when it comes down to it they are miserable failures at delivering on their vicious promises. Sure they are capable of some real horrors if they can catch people off guard like cheap thugs, but in the end they are a pathetic bunch of bullies, and like bullies everywhere they are scared away easily.
Well, it will be interesting to see how the wingnuts explain all this away. Sort of.