Jews Can't Shoot For Crap
We have now learned from Marjorie Taylor Greene, the newly elected Republican who has already cemented her place as the Alexandria Ocasio Cortez of stupid right wing racists, that the massive wildfires that plagued California last summer were actually caused by Jews shooting the forests with lasers from space Yes, that is actually what she claims, and no, it does not seem to bother any other Republicans that a sick, hate filled lunatic like her can retain her seat in Congress.
The purpose of this attack from space, according to this malignant racist, was to burn the forest from the routes of the proposed high speed rail system in California, which is, as we all know, a massive priority for Jews all over the world, right after a Challah in every house for Shabbat, and enough Christian baby blood to give a rich flavor to Passover matzos.
Unfortunately, being Jews, they are not as experienced with shooting things as Christian patriots are. Here, in fact is a map showing where the fires in California were last year:
All I can say is that Jews were apparently planning a truly massive high speed rail system in California, mainly located in sparsely populated areas in the north of the State, and ignoring the obviously insignificant route from Los Angeles to San Francisco; either that, or as I suggested in the title of this post, Jews can't shoot for shit.
Make your own mind up- we report, you decide.
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And I would have liked to stop there, but it is necessary to pay attention to this sort of mainstream press coverage of this sordid woman. From Jonathan Chait at The Intelligencer:
"Axios has a small squib about “The Mischief Makers,” a handful of idiosyncratic congressional backbenchers who make trouble for their respective party leadership. The leading Democratic mischief-maker is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who advocates some left-wing views I consider simplistic and impractical and, in some cases, poll badly. The top example of a conservative mischief-maker, presented in perfect symmetry, is Marjorie Taylor Greene."
On the left, a young but serious, highly intelligent and informed, legislator who is committed to dealing with the substantial problems facing our country; on the right a psychotic racist. Exactly the same. And with this, one of the most loathsome example of both siderism in all history, we are forced to face the fact that the press has learned absolutely nothing from the misery the Republican party has brought upon our country, and instead intends to go on reporting an ongoing partisan effort to destroy our country as just a spat between equally irresponsible parties.
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But last year started with my entire fucking country on fire.
yeah
In almost any part of it that grows enough stuff that burns.
So I think it reasonable to ask Taylor Greene and like-minded Q cultists:
was that just a test run for California?
Because the California version was 4.4 million acres and our version was 46 million acres... which if, my math is good, is over 10 times bigger.
Not to downplay how horrendous the California fires were - the human death toll was about the same - but... wasn't that a bit excessive for just a test?
Or... should I assume that only fires in America are caused by JSLs ?
and everywhere else it's just people being sloppy with BBQs ?
including deep in the Australian bush where people don't have BBQs because there are no roads to speak of and the average person would never find their way out again if they were so reckless to trudge in there with some shrimps and sauce and a picnic spread.
Also, having lived a large chunk of my time in Japan...
Are there Jewish Earthquake Emitters too? Tsunami wave makers?
I suppose I could concede the evidential point that Japan indeed has excellent very fast rail networks... but the earthquakes haven't stopped since they were built.
And for all our fires we don't have very fast rail in Australia. The trains here move in geological time frames. Sometimes services are interrupted by the rails bending in the heat, which is still bad even when there isn't a test for the California apocalypse going on that week.
Just a thought.
By the way I'm a big fan of AOC. I find non-lunatics in politics tremendously appealing and we don't have enough of those either.