The Storm Is Here, I Guess
For those of you not familiar with wingnut jargon, "The Storm" is when President Trump finally unleashed the forces of justice against the Deep State and begins serving those 165,000 secret arrest warrants that have been issued against his opponents. (by the way, no wonder he never gets anything done. How can he work with 165,000 pieces of paper on his desk?) I guess the legions of QAnon followers out there must be getting tired of being told every single day now for three years that justice is going to come raining down within a couple of weeks, only to be endlessly disappointed, because today, the following list of people that have already been arrested by Trump and the "Justice" department has appeared online. Get ready for it; it's a doozy:
I was going to make fun of some of these entries. For example, why was the producer of Knight Rider and Magnum PI included on the list, or some middling-famous English rock bassist? And John Prine or Roy Horn? But what really made me wonder is what the idiots who propagated this list are going to do when a large number of these people show up within days, going about their business?
Well, never fear. An answer is ready for all of this:
Yes, what we will be seeing will be nothing but clones, something unknown in the real world until now, because cross my heart and hope to die, all of the above people are out of circulation, arrested for eating babies or something. And that will be far more believable to the blind hordes who still support Trump, than the notion that they are all being played for suckers.
And that is why our country is teetering on the brink of oblivion.
Mitt Romney ARRESTED & AT GITMO
Britney Spears ARRESTED SERVING LIFE
Christina Aguilera ARRESTED SERVING LIFE
Miley Cyrus ARRESTED SERVING LIFE
Bette Midler ARRESTED SERVING LIFE
Robert Downey Jr. ARRESTED & EXECUTED
Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) ARRESTED & EXECUTED
George Clooney ARRESTED & EXECUTED
Adam Sandler ARRESTED & EXECUTED
Nicholas Cage ARRESTED & EXECUTED
Kevin Spacey ARRESTED & EXECUTED
Charlie Sheen ARRESTED & EXECUTED
James Clapper ARRESTED & AT GITMO
Hillary Clinton ARRESTED & EXECUTED
Bill Clinton ARRESTED & EXECUTED
James Comey ARRESTED & AT GITMO
Diane Feinstein EXILED TO CHINA
Eric Holder ARRESTED & AT GITMO
Meryl Streep ARRESTED & ON HOUSE ARREST
Robert De Niro ARRESTED & EXECUTED
Richard Gere ARRESTED & ON HOUSE ARREST
Joe Biden ARRESTED & EXECUTED
Hunter Biden ARRESTED & EXECUTED
Mike Pence ARRESTED & AT GITMO, POSSIBLY EXECUTED, UNABLE TO CONFIRM
Anthony Fauci ARRESTED & RELEASED FOR A TIME TO HELP TRUMP
Huma Abedin ARRESTED & EXECUTED
John Brennan ARRESTED & AT GITMO
George H. W. Bush ARRESTED & EXECUTED
George W. Bush ARRESTED & EXECUTED
Laura Bush ARRESTED & EXECUTED
Jeb Bush ARRESTED & EXECUTED
Dick Cheney ARRESTED & EXECUTED
James Baker ARRESTED & EXECUTED
James Clapper ARRESTED & AT GITMO
Tom Hanks ARRESTED & EXECUTED
Rita Wilson Hanks ARRESTED & EXECUTED
Madonna ARRESTED & EXECUTED
Lady Gaga ARRESTED & EXECUTED
Oprah Winfrey ARRESTED & ON HOUSE ARREST
Ellen DeGeneris ARRESTED & ON HOUSE ARREST
Stephen Spielberg ARRESTED & ON HOUSE ARREST
Harvey Weinstein ARRESTED & IN PRISON
Jeffrey Epstein ARRESTED & SERVING LIFE IN PRISON
Pope Francis ARRESTED & EXECUTED
Queen Elizabeth ARRESTED & EXECUTED
Phillip Windsor ARRESTED & EXECUTED
Charles Windsor ARRESTED & EXECUTED
Justin Trudeau ARRESTED & UNDER HOUSE ARREST
Scott Morrison ARRESTED & UNDER HOUSE ARREST
Harry Windsor ARRESTED & UNDER HOUSE ARREST
Meghan Markle ARRESTED & UNDER HOUSE ARREST
Angela Merkel ARRESTED & UNDER HOUSE ARREST
Andrew McCabe ARRESTED & AT GITMO
Barack Obama ARRESTED & EXECUTED
Michelle Obama (Big Mike) ARRESTED & EXECUTED
Bill Gates ARRESTED & UNDER HOUSE ARREST
Melinda Gates ARRESTED & UNDER HOUSE ARREST
Debbie Wasserman-Schultz ARRESTED & AT GITMO
George Soros ARRESTED & EXECUTED
Maxine Waters ARRESTED &; AT GITMO
Sally Yates ARRESTED & AT GITMO
Nancy Pelosi ARRESTED & AT GITMO
Joel Rogosin (writer) ARRESTED & EXECUTED
Matthew Seligman (musician) ARRESTED & EXECUTED
Charles Gregory ARRESTED & EXECUTED
Hilary Heath ARRESTED & EXECUTED
Hal Wilner (producer) ARRESTED & EXECUTED
John Prine (singer) ARRESTED &a EXECUTED
Hunter Biden ARRESTED & EXECUTED
John McCain ARRESTED & EXECUTED
Roy Horn of Siegfried & Roy ARRESTED & EXECUTED
Troy Sneed (singer) ARRESTED & EXECUTED
Fred the Godson (rapper) ARRESTED & EXECUTED
Eric Holder ARRESTED & AT GITMO
John Kerry ARRESTED & AT GITMO
Loretta Lynch ARRESTED & AT GITMO
Lisa Page ARRESTED & AT GITMO
Tony Podesta ARRESTED & EXECUTED
John Podesta ARRESTED & AT GITMO
I was going to make fun of some of these entries. For example, why was the producer of Knight Rider and Magnum PI included on the list, or some middling-famous English rock bassist? And John Prine or Roy Horn? But what really made me wonder is what the idiots who propagated this list are going to do when a large number of these people show up within days, going about their business?
Well, never fear. An answer is ready for all of this:
"If this is remotely accurate I say ‘In come the Clones like never before’ What a sad announcement for all Humanity this actually is.
God Bless"
Yes, what we will be seeing will be nothing but clones, something unknown in the real world until now, because cross my heart and hope to die, all of the above people are out of circulation, arrested for eating babies or something. And that will be far more believable to the blind hordes who still support Trump, than the notion that they are all being played for suckers.
And that is why our country is teetering on the brink of oblivion.
Comments
If Madonna got arrested and executed, Lady Gaga would have to do the same.
Seriously, though, I'm not too worried about the country -- not on account of stuff like this. The percentage of people who take this seriously is probably even less than the percentage that believe the Earth is flat or the Moon landings were faked.
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"Scott Morrison ARRESTED & UNDER HOUSE ARREST"
That would be Kirribilli House, where he lives as Prime Minister of Australia. Actually the secondary residence, but he seems to like it. He was certainly out and about today though... Dealing with some virus. I don't suppose Trump does that.
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Has anyone Russian been arrested for paying bounty on US soldiers? which the media and lawgivers were briefed about but not Trump... because if he WERE briefed then logically he would have to call Putin - and thereby take to task the man who goes to sleep at night laughing over the pee tape.
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