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Hillary's Execution- The Absolute Truth
As promised, here is an account of the execution of Hillary Clinton at Guantanamo Bay last week, completing my three part series on her trial, which contains the absolute truth about the event, you can be assured. If you want to read my two posts covering the liveblogging of her trial, which are every bit as grounded in reality as what I am reporting today, you can find them here and here. Anyway, here is the story: “The world is about to sleep quieter tonight,” Vice Adm. John G. Hannink said to a small assembly that included 3 Joint Chiefs of Staff and, notably, Donald J. Trump, who, garbed in his typical dark suit and crimson tie, had arrived at GITMO earlier in the day. Because nothing going on today is causing the people of the world to have more anxiety than whether Hillary Clinton is still alive. Michael Pompeo and former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani flanked him, both men having played an integral role in amassing evidence against Clinton. Because Trump and Rudy would be invited t
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EBENEZER BLACKADDER: Oh, splendid! Let me see… [opens up a card he has picked up from the desk] “A Very Messy Christmas.” I’m sorry, Mr Baldrick — shouldn’t that be ‘merry’?
BALDRICK: “A Merry Messy Christmas”? All right, but the main thing is that it should be messy — messy cake; soggy pudding; great big wet kisses under the mistletoe…
EBENEZER BLACKADDER: Yes… I fear, Mr Baldrick, that the only way you’re likely to get a big wet kiss at Christmas — or, indeed, any other time — is to make a pass at a water closet. However, be that as it may… [Baldrick gives him the card again] “A Merry Messy Christmas.” ‘Christmas’ as an H in it, Mr Baldrick.
BALDRICK: Oh…
EBENEZER BLACKADDER: …and an R. Also an I, and an S. Also T and M and A… …and another S. Oh, and you’ve missed out the C at the beginning. Congratulations, Mr Baldrick! Something of a triumph, I think — you must be the first person ever to spell ‘Christmas’ without getting any of the letters right at all.
As Baldrick would say,
MESSY KWEZNUZ!"
See how easy it is to come up with sexually degrading remarks instead of humorous replies? Anyway, do you have a problem with Cthulhu taking a day off to drink eggnog and open his presents?
He'd prefer to look at naked pictures of Donald Trump.
Are you telling us you have no interest in watching the Russian urine tape, if it exists?