Green Eagle's Traditional Holiday Greetings
From the massive staff here at Green Eagle, best wishes to you all.
It's Okay, Never Mind
The woman in this picture, equipped with the weapons and ammunition shown, was found outside a National guard base. She is apparently a big Glenn Beck fan, and believed that the base was a FEMA concentration camp. Think she's the only one out there? You just know this sort of thing is not going to end well.
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EBENEZER BLACKADDER: Oh, splendid! Let me see… [opens up a card he has picked up from the desk] “A Very Messy Christmas.” I’m sorry, Mr Baldrick — shouldn’t that be ‘merry’?
BALDRICK: “A Merry Messy Christmas”? All right, but the main thing is that it should be messy — messy cake; soggy pudding; great big wet kisses under the mistletoe…
EBENEZER BLACKADDER: Yes… I fear, Mr Baldrick, that the only way you’re likely to get a big wet kiss at Christmas — or, indeed, any other time — is to make a pass at a water closet. However, be that as it may… [Baldrick gives him the card again] “A Merry Messy Christmas.” ‘Christmas’ as an H in it, Mr Baldrick.
BALDRICK: Oh…
EBENEZER BLACKADDER: …and an R. Also an I, and an S. Also T and M and A… …and another S. Oh, and you’ve missed out the C at the beginning. Congratulations, Mr Baldrick! Something of a triumph, I think — you must be the first person ever to spell ‘Christmas’ without getting any of the letters right at all.
As Baldrick would say,
MESSY KWEZNUZ!"
See how easy it is to come up with sexually degrading remarks instead of humorous replies? Anyway, do you have a problem with Cthulhu taking a day off to drink eggnog and open his presents?
He'd prefer to look at naked pictures of Donald Trump.
Are you telling us you have no interest in watching the Russian urine tape, if it exists?