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With all the distractions going on, I wish to point out that, once again, the mainstream press is totally ignoring the war on Talk Like a Pirate Day.
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Remember Forbes? said…
I can talk like a Pirate!
"I know we haven't won a World Series since 1979, that's been 39 years, and we aren't going to win this year, but it could be worse. Take that team that plays in the Mistake by the Lake. You know, the one with the grinning lobotomized Native American as a mascot. They haven't won the Series since 1948. We've won three since then. The last time they were there, they managed to lose to the Chicago Cubs. That's just pathetic."
[Yes, I'm from the Pittsburgh area. We just don't like Cleveland that much here.]
Well, I'm from near Cleveland. Believe me, making fun of Chief Wahoo is likely to get you in big trouble around my house. Uh, and just to be clear, that was then, this is now. The Pirates are in second to last place in their division, 11 games out of first place. The Indians are 14 games ahead, in first place in their division. The Tribe graciously allowed the Cubs to break their hundred year world series drought. The Pirates, as I remember, were all on winter vacation at the time, if you get my drift.
Mel from Miami said…
What's your excuse for Cleveland choking away the 1997 Series?
The woman in this picture, equipped with the weapons and ammunition shown, was found outside a National guard base. She is apparently a big Glenn Beck fan, and believed that the base was a FEMA concentration camp. Think she's the only one out there? You just know this sort of thing is not going to end well.
Well, I haven't done one of these in a while, but I thought it might be fun to see what the wingnuts are "thinking" lately, so let's just dive in: And the big news: "Breaking! Trump Just Truthed He's "The Real Commander-In-Chief" Well, he said it. It must be true. He "truthed" it! You know it wouldn't take long for this sort of "reporting" to happen: "Maui Directed Energy Weapon Assault, Like 9/11, Paradise, CA., Malibu and Boulder Fires" Of course, it can't be the result of global warming. It must be the deep state attacking Hawaii for some reason. That makes much more sense. Here's a small selection of headlines from the dozens and dozens of other articles about this alleged treachery: "New Patriot Underground: Hawaiian Wildfire: Possible DEW Attack" Maui: "An Orchestrated Apocalypse" "Maui Hawaii Has DUMBs Underground 8 to 10 Sex Trafficking Tunnels We Just Lasered Them Out!
Of ocurse I am going to take the opportunity to talk about the Hamas attack on Israel. First, I'd like to talk about my background, or baggage, regarding the country. I have lived in Israel, some years ago. This was not for religious reasons; I spent several months there working on a movie. During pre-production, weeks of location scouting and shooting the movie, I was all over the country, and spent a fair amount of time in the West Bank, where we also shot. This included a lot of places that normal tourists would not see, including predominantly Arab areas such as East Jerusalem, the Arab quarter of the old city, Ramla and the southern part of Jaffa, which is predominantly Arab. It also included heavily Orthodox areas like Mea Shearim. I dealt with Israeli Arabs, Palestinians and Bedouins. Here are a few things I believe I learned there: First of all, the Palestinians I knew were perfectly normal people with the same interest in living a safe, secure
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"I know we haven't won a World Series since 1979, that's been 39 years, and we aren't going to win this year, but it could be worse. Take that team that plays in the Mistake by the Lake. You know, the one with the grinning lobotomized Native American as a mascot. They haven't won the Series since 1948. We've won three since then. The last time they were there, they managed to lose to the Chicago Cubs. That's just pathetic."
[Yes, I'm from the Pittsburgh area. We just don't like Cleveland that much here.]