Monday, June 14, 2021

Wingnut Wrapup

 Yeah, time for another load of this crap.  I just want to reiterate that the right wing messaging has been so controlled by the fat Orange loser that it has become really repetitive.  It's harder than it used to be to find new insanity to report, but Green Eagle is on the job.  Now, to the "news!"


Bruce Deitrick Price, American Thinker: "Normal, Healthy People Don't Want To Be Dictators"


Exhibit one:


But no, Bruce is talking about Joe Biden.  He wants to be a dictator just like Obama before him, and quite unlike the selfless servant of the American people who served in between.


Shari Raye Update:  "Operation Trojan Seal!!!!!!!  454 Congress Arrested in Jan/Feb but MSM refused to tell Americans!"


God, that only leaves only 81 left.  That's hardly enough to get MSNBC through the weekend.


"Israel Did It! - The Real Origins Of The "China" Virus. (Hint: It's The Jewish Virus My Friends)"


Because of course it is.  Shot down to Earth by those Jewish space lasers, I guess, along with free copies of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.


Matt Vespa, Town Hall:  "CNN's Jim Acosta Was Not Happy That He Had to Eat Crow After IG Report Debunked His Lafayette Park Narrative"


If by "debunked," Matt means a Trump appointee lying his ass off about something we all have seen in the video, well, then, yes.  Otherwise, why should Jim Acosta be happy about a lying report from a lying liar who worked for the biggest liar in all history?


Matt Vespa, Town Hall:  "Joe Biden Reportedly Having Trouble Keeping Up With Everyone Else at G-7 Summit"


"Reported" by whom? One unattributed comment from...somebody.  Here's the truth, in case you  wondered:


What?  Matt told another lie?  Of course, after Trump. our nation's image would have rebounded nearly as much if we had elected the Cookie Monster.  Still, Matt's audience is made up of people who believe Hillary eats babies, so this will be easy for them to swallow.


Well, Matt could have been more offensive if he tried:


Stephen Green, PJ Media:  "Joe Biden's Dementia European Vacation"


The proof?


"Human Events editor Jack Posobiec has become the ear of an unnamed White House official, and while we’re usually hesitant (at best) to go with anonymously sourced material…"


About a claim from a well known white supremacist liar (one of the originators of the Pizzagate story, the grandfather of QAnon) about something too unimportant for me to even explain.  Right, someone in the highly disciplined Biden White House picked a right wing crackpot to spill the beans to.


"…well, this stuff is just too juicy and too much on Biden’s brand to ignore.  In fairness, Biden does like to make stuff up."


BIDEN likes making things up.  Stuff it, Stephen. Remember this guy?


What, I already showed that picture?  Oops, my bad.


Josh Hammer, Town Hall:  "Make Communist China Pay for COVID-19"


A brilliant idea from the same people that made Mexico pay for the wall.  Oh, wait...


Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "TIME Mag Becomes Pravda – Picture of Dementia Patient Taking on Putin Is New Low in Garbage Journalism"


Here's the illustration.  Apparently any good coverage of Biden is Communist propaganda, while it is not worth mentioning that Trump did everything but give Putin a blow job on stage in Helsinki.

And Jim Hoft talking about a new low in garbage journalism?  Really, give me a fucking break.


Cristina Laila, Gateway Pundit:  "Kamala Harris Makes a Trip to an Early Childhood Education School All About Herself: “I’m the First VP Who’s a Girl, Not a Boy”


What Cristina is really angry about is that Kamala told the truth about something, which is strictly verboten at Gateway Pundit.  We know Cristina doesn't care jack about someone making his entire Presidency about himself.


Joe Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "BREAKING EXCLUSIVE – HUGE: Ballot Printing Companies Better Lawyer Up – 2020 Ballots Were Modified in Multiple Republican Areas Forcing Adjudication and Potential Fraudulent Vote Switching"


A new conspiracy theory about the ballots, from Jovan Pulitzer, described by Joe as an "inventor and data expert."  Well, Pulitzer is certainly an inventor- he invented the Cue Cat, prominently listed in Business Insider's "Fifty Worst Gadgets of the Last Decade."  As for data expert, I think a  better explanation might be "demented right wing loon."  He has spent considerable time, in between his work as an election expert, searching for the Ark of the Covenant.  Unlike Indiana Jones, Pulitzer failed to find it.


And how about another idiotic conspiracy theory?


World Net Daily:  "'Pristine' ballots in Georgia election count 'looked Xeroxed'...When Fulton County, Ga., poll manager Suzi Voyles sorted through a large stack of mail-in ballots last November, she noticed an alarmingly odd pattern of uniformity in the markings for Joseph R. Biden.  Adding to suspicions, she noticed that all of the ballots were printed on different stock paper than the others she handled"


Suzi Voyles is the Georgia State President of the Eagle Forum, which has been a wingnut lie factory for decades.


The Western Journal:  "Guatemalans tell Kamala Harris to 'Go Home': 'Trump Won'


I counted about 15 of them in the photos.  I wonder if someone gave them free My Pillows to be there.


Cristina Laila, Gateway Pundit:  "Creepy Joe Biden Can’t Keep His Paws Off of Boris Johnson’s Young Wife"


He seems to have touched her on the back while walking out of a public meeting.  How does that compare to paying $130,000 to silence a porn star that he screwed while his wife was at home with a new baby?  Or the 26 women who have accused him of sexual abuse? Oh wait, that wasn't Biden, was it?  It was someone else- I've forgotten who but isn't it time to move on and look to the future and forget the past?


Dennis Prager, Renew America:  "The single best thing you can do to retake America"


That would be to not let your kids go to school, I kid you not, since as we all know, ignorance is bliss. Of course, in a standard act of Republican projection, we get this, from Town Hall:



See, the liberals are both trying to cram education down people's throats, and trying to stop them from learning anything.  Some days you just can't win.


And while we are on the subject of Republican projection:


Bonchie, Red State:  "The Bill for Joe Biden's Moral Depravity Comes Due"


When does the bill for Donald Trump's moral depravity come due, Bonchie?  And who is going to pay it, because it is going to be a big one.  Biden's moral depravity seems, according to Bonchie, to have to do with the latest Republican scare story about evil migrants at the border.  Couldn't find any women he raped, or prostitutes he screwed, or children and veterans he cheated out of charity money, or lies he told, I guess.


Richard Bledsoe, American Thinker:  "Reclaiming Art as a Force for Liberty"


Conservatives "reclaiming" art, as if they ever claimed it in the first place.  I guess he has in mind something like this, from a time when Conservative art flourished:


Patricia McCarthy, American Thinker:  "Everything was better with President Trump in the White House"


Particularly those hundreds of thousands dead and the complete collapse of the economy.  Better for Putin, anyway.


Chris Boland, American Thinker:  "In dealing with the left, a life lesson from a liquor store"


Well, I always suspected that right wing pundits got most of their lessons after a visit to a liquor store,  but I'm surprised to hear one admit it.


And cyanide and plutonium too.  They're going to finish us off one way or the other.


"Is Antarctica Being Abandoned By the 4th Reich's Dark Fleet?"


Maybe.


Matt Vespa, Town Hall:  "Tucker Carlson Tore Anthony Fauci to Pieces Over His Damning COVID Emails"


There is, of course, not a single suspect thing in those e-mails.  But the very word e-mail sends right wingers into such Pavlovian paroxysms of hatred that you have to expect this sort of coverage.  Tucker knows that not a single one of his followers will read a single one of the e-mails, so he is free to tell whatever lie he wants.  Nice press you have there, wingnuts.


The Fall Of The Cabal - Part 14: "Mass Child Grave Site Uncovered. Satanic Rituals At The G7 Conference. Covid Shot Contains HIV Virus And 5G Chip - Fauci Knew."


Windmills cause Cancer and Jews are shooting lasers at us from space.  They left those two out.  Just to be clear, the mass grave site referred to was at a Native American school run by the Catholic Church decades ago.  It would be interesting to know how that is connected to the G7 conference and Anthony Fauci.   Oh, what am I saying?  It has nothing to do with them.  But we all know what wingnuts are programmed to believe when someone starts talking about dead babies.


Andrew W. Coy, American Thinker:  "What Happens if the Election Audits Go Trump's Way?  What happens if Trump really won in November...and now everyone knows it?"


Surely Andrew means when (not if) these malicious jackasses falsely claim they found all sorts of electoral fraud on the part of Democrats, and every single one of their pathetic followers goes along with their lies?  What then?  More storming of the Capitol?  More hatred, violence and terrorism to support a would-be dictator?  That's absolutely what they are hoping for, since they get creamed in any fair election.


Monica Showalter, American Thinker: "Kamala Harris makes her Secret Service agents' work hellish"


And how did she do that? By appearing at a gay pride parade, where they had to do their job by protecting her.  No word about making their work hellish by deliberately exposing them to a fatal disease.  Of course, that was a Republican President, so it's all fine.


 And let's just finish off with this:


"OPERATION CRIMSON MIST & THE COMING GENOCIDE BY VAXXED MIND-CONTROLLED ZOMBIES #1

 

I always knew that it would come to this — just wasn’t sure how they would pull it off. Now we know. The vaxxed can and will be mind-controlled through EMFs to kill the unvaxxed. This has been done before in Rwanda and those pulling the strings will sit back and watch the carnage without being implicated. NOW you know why all those Zombie movies were being churned out years ago."


Mind controlled zombies.  I didn't think zombies had much in the way of minds. You learn something new every day.  What I just learned is that it's time to quit for today.


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