A Job For Green Eagle?

 I am so pleased to have received the following e-mail today:


I just wanted to ask anyone who has read my blog if they think this might be the right opportunity for me.

Comments

Magpie said…
Did you mean this as the "right opportunity" for you to escape to Canada?
December 29, 2020 at 6:05 AM
KanaW said…
LOL I love the "materials attempting to cross our border" bit. I envision sentient boxes with lots of little legs madly trundling across the desert...
December 30, 2020 at 3:53 AM
Anonymous said…
@KanaW: No doubt those boxes are made of Sapient Pearwood. Border agents had best avoid them entirely. ;-)
January 4, 2021 at 6:16 AM
seafury said…
Put me down as a character reference
January 4, 2021 at 8:33 AM
Green Eagle said…
Seafury, I don't think it will help. After getting turned down for the military during the Vietnam war as a "politial subversive" because of my long record as an antwar protester, I don't think they will want me.
January 4, 2021 at 5:50 PM
Anonymous said…
Sure. Entirely right for you. The easiest way to destroy a system is from the inside. This is why Trump's selections are so egregiously destructive. Hire a person to run the EPA that simply doesn't believe in environmental protection. A Postmaster that doesn't believe in the mail. A sank regulator who doesn't believe in regulating banks.

So sure. Recruit someone who doesn't believe in the mission of ICE into ICE. Let them wear themselves out hammering a square peg into a round hole. They are required, by law, to pay you for your time. And, unlike the military, there is no 'other-than-honorable-discharge' to mess up your resume. They asked for trainees, you came and bucked the system at every step. Eventually they boot you out. But they pay you, likely cloth and feed you. And every dollar wasted on your training is another dollar not used to cage kids. It would likely be rough but odds are they really can't hurt you, other than make you get into shape, and in the end it's all good.
January 5, 2021 at 7:14 PM
Green Eagle said…
But with Trump gone, I can't count on a pardon when I slaughter a few innocent brown people.
January 6, 2021 at 11:02 AM
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