Wingnut Wrapup

Strap in, this is going to be an annoying one, given the desperate need of Conservatives to shout down the ever-growing news of their man Trump's criminality.  And I am not even going to bother with the hero worship of the Republican Congressmen that staged a mini riot this morning and broke into a secure area, compromising national security, to stage a publicity stunt.


Let's start off with this.  Did you ever hear a more brazen lie?

Tyler O'Neil, PJ Media:  "Judicial Watch: Benghazi Emails Confirm Clinton Email Cover-Up"

Judicial Watch- among the biggest right wing liars on the planet.  This despite, as was widely reported, the idiotic Republican judicial smear campaign against Hillary only this weekend gave up and admitted that their endless investigations of Hillary's e-mails turned up absolutely nothing that Hillary ever did wrong; something that we knew all along, and so did the worthless reporters at the New York Times and other mainstream news outlets who made this lie the central issue of the 2016 campaign.  Here's a little more from this miserable excuse for a public interest group:

"Hillary Clinton misled the U.S. Senate on Benghazi and that the State Department wanted to hide the Benghazi connection to the Clinton email scheme," Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton said in a statement. "Rather than defending her email misconduct, the Justice Department has more than enough evidence to reopen its investigations into Hillary Clinton."

It didn't take them two days from the long overdue total exoneration of Hillary for them to cook up some new lie, this time linking the e-mail scandal to Benghazi, another phony scandal, and demand that the investigation be reopened.  It will literally never end.  Otherwise, we would not still today, 74 years after Hitler's death, have people repeating his lies about the Jews.

And want a little more?

Guy Benson, Town Hall:  "Analysis: No, a New State Department Review Does Not Exonerate Hillary Clinton on Her Email Scandal"

Well, it did exonerate her totally, but Republicans never give up on a good smear.  If you want to read the truth, try this Washington Post story about the issue.  The only wrong statement in this article is its headline:  "The Hillary Clinton emails story comes to an end."  Fat chance, buddies.


Joe Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "Lying Adam Schiff and His CIA ‘Whistleblower’ Are Likely Guilty of Conspiracy and Treason Under Espionage Act For Spying on President Trump!"

Telling the truth about Trump is conspiracy and treason.    That's their story and they are sticking to it.  I'd love to get further into Jim's article, which displays so many signs of paranoid schizophrenia, but time does not allow.  I'll just have to let it rest with this photo which Jim included, which somehow supposedly proves that, well, something...


If Jim really wanted to claim a treasonous conspiracy based on a photo like that, I think he could have done it with so much less work:


Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "Developing: Rep. Nunes Concerned Democrats May Destroy Audio Tapes that Debunk Ukrainian Quid-Pro-Quo Charges"

Tapes that do not exist.  Then, when they don't turn up, Devin can claim that Dems destroyed them.

Matt Margolis, PJ Media:  "Trump Warns Democrats on Dangerous Precedent They're Setting With Impeachment"

And he is very right about this.  Anything which the Democrats use legitimately against the Republicans is going to be used illegitimately by Republicans against Democrats.  The "impeachment" of Bill Clinton, the worst abuse of Congressional power in the history of the United States, was in large part an act of Republican revenge for the very legitimate removal of Nixon, and even if Trump is held to task for all of his treason and criminality, the Republicans are going to respond the first chance they get, to try to drive the next Democratic President out of office, and probably every one after that too.

Katie Pavlich, Town Hall:  "Senators Follow Up With DOJ: What Happened to Our Criminal Referrals for People Who Lied About Kavanaugh?"

The same thing as happened to your "criminal referrals" about Benghazi and Hillary's e-mails.  There were no crimes to investigate; it was all Republican lies.

Derek Hunter, Town Hall:  "Liberals Ruin Everything"

Yeah, like your attempt to turn the country into a dictatorship.

Larry Elder, Town Hall:  "The Rise of Young Black Conservatives"

Ha ha...from one of them to two?  Of course, Larry sold his soul to be a black Conservative years ago, so he has an interest in pretending that other black people are as degraded as he is, but if he thinks that a few black people who were willing to take their thirty pieces of silver to betray the country amounts to a movement, well, nobody is that stupid.

Guy Benson, Town Hall:  "Democrats should man up and call a vote, and match the White House's transparency on document disclosure"

Matching the White House's transparency on document disclosure?  It's a wonder his hands didn't burst into fire writing that.

Nick Arama, Red State:  "Trump Blasts NBA Coaches for Silence, “Pandering” to China"

No word on whether he blasted them for silence and pandering to Russia and Saudi Arabia.  Oh wait- that was him.

Cristina Laila, Gateway Pundit:  "Hillary Clinton Screeches After Giuliani Associates Arrested, ‘Hard to Keep up With the High Crimes and Misdemeanors’

Screeches.  She screeches!

Bronson Stocking, Town Hall:  "Does Everyone Believe Hillary Is Crazy Now?"

Screeches.  She screeches!

Bet you got a good laugh out of that.  What, you didn't?  Snowflake.

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "House Democrats Break with Lawless Pelosi and Her Secret Impeachment Process – Want to Hold a House Vote...Lawless Speaker Nancy Pelosi is facing pressure from fellow Democrats to vote for a resolution for impeachment.  Brave Democrats are speaking out against their lawless House leader."

First of all, it always amuses me to see Republicans freak out over the least disagreement between Democrats over how to do things.  Republicans do what they are told or else.  And second, I got a good laugh out of Republicans complaining that Democrats have a "lawless leader."

Michael Gaynor, Renew America:  "Hillary Clinton is still running against Donald Trump, and it may become official"

Another ludicrous example of projection, considering that Trump has never stopped running against Hillary.

John Solomon:  "SORRY DEMOCRATS, IT'S OVER!"

Whatever you say, guys.  What's over?  The baseball season?  Summer? I forgot

Beth Baumann, Town Hall:  "Watergate Prosecutor's Really Dumb Take On 'Impeachable Offenses...Former Watergate prosecutor Jill Wine-Banks on Saturday told MSNBC's Joy Reid she believes polls reveal Americans want to see President Donald Trump impeached. She also argued that further investigations don't matter because there's "enough on the public record" to show Trump committed impeachable offenses."

And who could know more about impeachable offenses than Beth Baumann?  From her description at Town Hall:

"Beth Baumann is an Associate Editor for Townhall. Her primary interests include the Second Amendment, illegal immigration and free speech on college campuses."

Three Republican fake issues designed to rile up their stupid, vicious base.


Jill Wine-Banks is a former Watergate prosecutor. Her primary interest is impeachable offenses.  We report- you decide who to believe.

Cassandra Fairbanks, Gateway Pundit:  "Nevada Student Arrested Knocking Over Turning Point USA Table"

Their President is committing genocide, and this is what gets them outraged.

And now, the Misleading Headline of the Month:

Newsmax:  "Ambassador to Testify No Quid Pro Quo from Trump"

Sounds like he's exonerating Trump, right?  No, actually, what he is saying is that his statement that there was no quid pro quo was forced on him by Trump.  Most people never get beyond the headline of any specific story.  Think this one was an accident?

Joel B. Pollak, Breitbart:  "Trump’s Critics Offer No Diplomatic or Political Solution for Kurds"

Not any more, buddy.  What "diplomatic solution" are you proposing  that would help dead people?

Fletcher Daniels, American Thinker:  "Trump Stands between America and Tyranny"

Ha ha.  In that Trump is America's main connection to the tyrant Putin, I guess that is technically true on some level.

Elizabeth Vaughn, Red State:  "Convoy of Edmonton Oil and Gas Truckers Troll Greta Thunberg’s Climate Change Rally"

A bunch of big, tough truck drivers ganging up on a sixteen year old girl.  That's Conservatism at its finest.  By the way, just for the record, she won the fight.

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "Corrupt Widow of Elijah Cummings Expected to Run for His Congressional Seat"

He's not even buried yet and they are already smearing his widow.  Nice people there.  And where is this accusation coming from?

"In July the Foundation for Accountability and Civic Trust asked the Maryland attorney general to investigate whether Rep. Elijah Cummings and his wife used a charity for improper self-enrichment."

The "Foundation for Accountability and Civic Trust "... remember that one?  I didn't either, so as a reminder, this organization paid Trump's grotesquely unqualified acting Attorney General and sometime criminal, Matthew Whittaker, over $900,000 to be its head for several years. I think that's enough to know about them.

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "EXCLUSIVE: Schifty Schiff Team In Ukraine Met with His Star Witness Taylor – The Former Ukrainian PM Connected to Biden, Hillary and Mueller!"

They met with a witness before having him testify in front of the committee!  Shocking criminality!!!  Of course, Donald Trump using the power of the US government in an extortion scheme to force a foreign country to fabricate false evidence is just fine.

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "Stunning: Only Andrew Yang and Marianne Williamson Defend Tulsi Gabbard from Hillary’s Wacky ‘Russian Asset’ Charges – Rest of 2020 Democrats Are Silent!"

As opposed to the Republicans who are patriotically lining up to denounce Trump's treason and open criminality.  Oh wait...

And by the way, that notable right wing rag, the New York Times, which first reported that Hillary called Tulsi Gabbard a Russian agent, had to admit today that she never said that; the Times had just printed a lie.  Kind of reminds you of the e-mail thing, huh?

Wayne Allen Root, Gateway Pundit:  "Comparing Trump to 16 Years of Obama/Bush"

This has to be one of the most dishonest and yet pathetic arguments of all time.  If we just lump together Bush, the Republican whose administration featured the biggest terrorist attack in our history, exploding the federal budget deficit, a war of aggression against the wrong country which is still causing chaos in the Middle East and an economic collapse and near depression, with Obama, who tripled the crippled stock market, saved the auto companies, brought the American people the first step toward affordable medical care for all, and cut the Republican budget deficit by two thirds- yes, if we combined the good the Democrats did with the horror of the previous Republican administration, it almost makes Trump look okay.  That is, of course, if you ignore the blatant criminality and betrayal of the country by Trump.  But then, when you are the worst President in history by a massive margin, it takes quite a bit of lying to make you sound good.


Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "President Trump BLASTS Susan Rice, the Genocide Queen, over Her Disastrous Foreign Policy During the Obama Years"

Well, as you would expect, having collaborated in genocide himself the last two weeks, Trump has to make some ludicrous accusation that the Democrats are the ones who really committed genocide.  This accusation is based on the fact that Susan Rice criticized Israel's Prime Minister and Republican shill, Benjamin Netanyahu, which apparently amounts to committing genocide against the Jewish people.  If it were only that easy, Hitler would have finished the job by 1940.

World Net Daily:  "Climate Rebellion's true target is not climate: It's idea that heterosexuality is 'normal'

What can you even say about that?

Matt Margolis, PJ Media:  "Elizabeth Warren Promises Quid Pro Quo with Israel if Elected To Stop Settlements in West Bank"

Boy, they're desperate about that quid pro quo thing.  Apparently, Matt doesn't know the difference between national diplomacy to achieve things both countries want, and criminal extortion to force a country to help destroy political opponents.  Next, we're going to hear that back when Hunter Biden was little, Joe offered to take him to get ice cream if he finished his homework.  That's a quid pro quo too.

Matt Vespa, Town Hall:  "Medicare for All And Fracking Bans Share This Common Trait: It Screws Over The Working Class"

Affordable health care- an attack on the working class.

Nicholas Ballasy, PJ Media:  "Trump Responds to Clinton's Attack on Gabbard: 'She's Not a Russian Agent'

And how does he know?  Did he ask his friend Vlad?

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "Rush Limbaugh On Do-Nothing Lindsey Graham: He Won’t Call for Hearings on Ukraine Because It Would Implicate John McCain"

They're all guilty...Hillary, Pelosi, Schumer, Joe Biden, Mitt Romney, John McCain, the Pope, Robert DeNiro, Soupy Sales, Jerry Garcia, Lebron James... they are all in on the Ukraine scandal.  Trump and Giuliani?  No, they are totally innocent even though they have confessed. Those confessions were thirteen dimensional chess from Trump who is lulling liberals into a false sense of security before sweeping in to arrest thousands of them for imaginary crimes.

Joan Swirsky, Renew America:  "Hillary Clinton – the 'human spittoon'

No comment needed.

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Things I Learned Today on the wingnut web

The world is facing a gigantic epidemic of pig ebola (yes, you heard that right, pig ebola) which will kill hundreds of millions, spread by the "Demon Possessed Demon-Rats" by contaminating the MRE's of Russian soldiers, so they get it and spread it all over the world when they go to the bathroom.

The real purpose of chemtrails is this:  the sun is expanding and is going to kill us all, which is being kept secret by our government.  They are spraying chemtrails to reflect sunlight back into space, to try to keep the earth's temperature down.

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And now,  wonderful insight from a jackass named Benjamin Fulford:

"An attempted coup against U.S. President Donald Trump has failed and several senior U.S. politicians, including House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and House Intelligence Chairman Adam Schiff, are likely to be arrested or executed as a result, MI6 and Pentagon sources say."

To join the late Elijah Cummings who, I just read, was executed last week for pedophilia.

"That is why Pelosi, Schiff, plus Foreign Affairs Chairman Eliot Engel, Homeland Security Chairman Bennie Thompson, and Rep. Mac Thornberry, the ranking member of the House Armed Services Committee, and others made a sudden trip to Jordan and then Afghanistan, the sources say.
The politicians sought protection in Jordan because Antoinette Gardiner, the mother of the current King of Jordan, is from a satanic bloodline who “converted” to Islam and changed her name to Muna, according to Pentagon and other sources."

The Pentagon says that the mother of the King of Jordan is from a Satanic bloodline.  Because isn't that what the mothers of all kings do in their spare time?

"It is worth noting that last week former Defense Secretary James Mathis (sic) and former head of U.S. Special Forces Admiral William McRaven both publicly criticized Trump and were widely quoted as doing so by the corporate propaganda media.
Mathis, after criticizing Trump, warned that “hyper-partisanship” would either lead to “anarchy” or “the rise of an ambitious leader, unfettered by conscience, or precedent or decency, who would make himself supreme.”

Fulford says that Mattis was claiming that this leader who is "unfettered by conscience" is Hillary.

"McRaven, who led the fake raid against Bin Laden in 2011..." 

Well, I think that is enough of that, thank you very much, except to reveal that:

"The trail of intrigue is now implicating Pope Francis, MI6 sources say."

Because of course it is.

"The remainder of this article is only available to members of BenjaminFulford.net"

Thank heaven; I was on the brink of banging my head into a wall already.

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 "I Killed Bruce Lee with the Death Touch - Caution: Don't Use it Unless Your Life is in DANGER!"  
 I don't know about your life, but after all of this, your sanity is certainly in danger.


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