'Blest if I believe such a Poll Parrot as you was ever learned to speak!'
All Things Come To An End
"Dictator for Life" Kim Jong Il was term-limited out over the weekend. With our political outlook at home so bleak, we can ill afford the loss of someone who has brought us so much innocent humor over the years.
As promised, here is an account of the execution of Hillary Clinton at Guantanamo Bay last week, completing my three part series on her trial, which contains the absolute truth about the event, you can be assured. If you want to read my two posts covering the liveblogging of her trial, which are every bit as grounded in reality as what I am reporting today, you can find them here and here. Anyway, here is the story: “The world is about to sleep quieter tonight,” Vice Adm. John G. Hannink said to a small assembly that included 3 Joint Chiefs of Staff and, notably, Donald J. Trump, who, garbed in his typical dark suit and crimson tie, had arrived at GITMO earlier in the day. Because nothing going on today is causing the people of the world to have more anxiety than whether Hillary Clinton is still alive. Michael Pompeo and former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani flanked him, both men having played an integral role in amassing evidence against Clinton. Because Trump and Rudy would be invited t
And no, it wasn't January 20th, or March 4th, and it won't be April 15th or April 30th either. We now have authoritative news that Trump has picked a far more significant day to be sworn in as President, to show what a patriot he is and how much he loves America: And this absolutely trustworthy article has so much more to tell about Trump's return: "At his Mar-a-Lago command center, Trump and his councilors have been working tirelessly to solve and almost unsolvable jigsaw puzzle—digging up the names of all elected or appointed officials who dishonored their oath of office to America and its people...“Trump and his guys have been hunkered down at Mar-a-Lago figuring this mess out. They’re going after more than people like Pelosi, AOC, and Adam Schiff. He’s taking out their staff too, and if their staff has staff, well they might go down too. This is total purge." Since when has Trump ever worked tirelessly at anything except thieving money and abusing women? An
I read it on the internet! We've gotten used to seeing liveblogging of important events, say a hearing for a new Supreme Court justice or a Congressional vote on a major issue. Of course, nothing on earth is too straightforward that wingnuts can't find a way to abuse it for their own purposes. What follows are excerpts from a purported liveblog entitled "Clinton Military Tribunal: Day 1." Get ready to enter the twilight zone: "A military tribunal on Thursday morning convened at Guantanamo Bay to decide whether Hillary Rodham Clinton will be exonerated of charges including treason, conspiring with the enemy, destruction of government property, money laundering and conspiracy to commit murder, or if she will ultimately stand before a gallows or a firing squad. Three U.S. military officers—two males and one female, serving as both judge and jury—listened for two hours as Vice Adm. John G. Hannink of the U.S. Navy’s Judge Advocate General’s Corps listed eighteen