Green Eagle

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 1.  CPAC, which currently seems like the whiniest adult tantrum since Trump lost the election. 2.  The truckers' convoy.  Speaking of whining, driving a big fat truck all the way across the country to complain about largely non-existent mask regulations seems colossally pathetic in light of what is going on in Ukraine today, at the hands of a guy that a lot of these assholes support. Bad timing, guys.  Good timing might have been in Germany around 1937, but even that didn't work out so well, did it? And yet, nothing is going to stop these phenomenal jerks from continuing to support the destruction of popular rule in this country.  They'd vote for Putin in November if he had a (R) after his name.

Translate it yourself- I think you should be able to figure it out pretty quickly even if you don't speak Russian- particularly the direction at the bottom. As the world leader of the White Supremacists, Vlad Putin has not exactly spent the last few days covering himself and his followers with glory.  That's got to be written out of history as fast as possible.  Let's just take a look at some of the ways that, at this early point, Conservatives are explaining that their newest hero has not failed them.  Sorry, I can't be bothered to let you know the sources of this garbage, so you will just have to trust me when I tell you that I didn't make it all up. "Situation Update: Future Proves Past!! Trump And Putin's War On Deep State Worldwide!! This Is The Storm Into The Dark Winter!!" See, it's not an attempt by an inept dictator to crush a neighboring state for no reason, it is Putin and Trump triumphing over the deep state! "Russia's almost d...

 Reported in the mainstream press: " REPORTER: “[Zelensky is] not abandoning his people in Ukraine and he’s taking up arms for his countrymen. If you were in a similar situation as president, would you take up arms like Zelensky?” TRUMP: “Well, you never know about bravery. Some people think they’re brave and they’re not brave, and  other people don’t think of themselves as very brave and they step up. You never know until you get tested.” The Truth:   " REPORTER: “[Zelensky is] not abandoning his people in Ukraine and he’s taking up arms for his countrymen. If you were in a similar situation as president, would you take up arms like Zelensky?” TRUMP: “Where did I put those bone spur X-rays?  They weren't in those fifteen boxes I sent to Mar-a_Lago, were they? ”  

 I just don't understand it.  The Super Bowl was weeks ago, and people are still going around all over the world waving L.A. Rams flags: I mean, it was only a football game.  Enough is enough, already.

 Well, three days ago, anyway.  Anything becomes as ancient as Aristotle the minute it doesn't suit the narrative of Conservatives.  Anyway, this is an article from CNN , our nation's leading storehouse of mealymouthed fact-ignoring, for two decades now: "Trump sides with Putin as Biden tries to stop a war... As President Joe Biden reprises the fabled presidential role of leading the free world, the predecessor who wants to succeed him is showing Putin that impunity, dictator-coddling and hero worship will return if he wins back the White House." Pretty amazing take on things, considering the focus of our press on the narrative that Biden is a failure. Here's our beloved former (and maybe still) President, Donald Trump: “I went in yesterday and there was a television screen, and I said, ‘This is genius.’ Putin declares a big portion of the Ukraine, of Ukraine, Putin declares it as independent. Oh, that’s wonderful,” Trump said in an interview on “The Clay Travis ...

 From the Washington Post's editorial board: "Opinion: Why Ukraine — and Russian aggression against it — matters to Americans" Because the last time a European dictator started grabbing up adjacent countries, and a largely Republican opposition in the US claimed it wasn't our problem, fifty million people died. There, you self important dicks, you didn't need a whole editorial to answer that question.