Wingnut Wrapup

 I've just got to get rid of this stuff before it chokes my computer to death.  And let's just start out with the really important news of the day:

Andrew Anglin, Daily Stormer:  "White Girl has Her Scalp Ripped Off by Puerto Rican Lesbian’s Pit Bull" 

And no, I did not make that up.  That's what you have coming, patriots, if you elect Joe Biden.

And to remind you, the lying attacks on Biden I detailed recently are continuing:

Kurt Schlichter:  "That Creepy Old Weirdo In The Basement Will Never Debate Trump...If he does debate Trump, Grandpa Badfinger is toast. And if he doesn’t debate Trump, Grandpa Badfinger is also toast. Either way, that post-moderate muppet is a breakfast entrée. Dodging the debate is merely his least bad choice, sort of like going with chlamydia over syphilis."

And just to complete the projection:

"You know how that goes. One day, a politician is defined by his positions. The next day, there’s a moment in time when a new perception gets locked in stone, where the mere mention of his name gets people nodding and a single word seems to define him forever."

The word in this case is "traitor," and it isn't defining Biden.

Brandon Morse, Red State:  "If the Head of the Democrat Party Gets Angry Over the Press Asking Her Questions, Then They’re In Big Trouble"

And what is it when the "head" of the Republican party flies into an uncontrollable rage over the press asking questions, every fucking day for the last four years?  Owning the libs?

Kathleen Parker, Washington Post:  "Take Trump’s best weapon away from him"

And how would we accomplish that?

"For Trump, Portland is a convenient development — maybe even a lifeline. If BLM wants to be an agent of change, the movement’s leaders should do all they can to end the protests in Portland. And stop giving Trump what he wants and needs: a hammer to save his reelection."

Yes, that's the answer: just give up and go home.  Let Trump and the racists keep things the way they are. Forget about injustice.  So, that's the answer to the problems facing our nation that the Washington Post is promoting.

J. B. Shrunk, American Thinker:  "Biden and the Democrats Can't Win by Insulting Americans"

But apparently Trump can.  Just shows the relative maturity and decency of the two parties' bases.

John Leonard, American Thinker:  "Democrats Project their own Character Flaws onto Republicans"

A rare specimen of projection projection?  Republicans projecting their long standing and deliberate blaming of Democrats for Republicans' own moral bankruptcy and corruption, onto Democrats?  Nice try, guys.

Sister Maria Theresa, Before It's News:  "Communist China has 2,000,000 police officers, as opposed to the United States having just under 690,000; That are augmented by the estimated 1.5-million forces belonging to the People’s Armed Police (PAP).  The political police forces of the Chinese Communist Party that SVR intelligence analysts assert are preparing to send 500,000 of them into the United States upon socialist Democrat Party candidate Joe Biden declaring that he’s won the 3 November presidential election."

And that's not the half of it, Patriots:

"People’s Armed Police vehicles have begun roaming socialist Democrat Party controlled States on American West Coast  while Communist China defends “normal prisoner transfers” being planned for the dissident citizens of the United States."

All true!  I mean, if you can't take the word of Sister Maria Theresa, who can you trust?  And on a related topic:

"Most bizarre about this American presidential election, this report details, is that its main socialist Democrat Party candidate Joe Biden has devised a campaign strategy that has increasingly focused on blaming Trump for disease, depression, and racial unrest."

Of which Trump is totally innocent, of course.

Before it's News:  "Is Donald Trump the Future King Of Satanic Rothschild Is-ra-hell and the Jewish Snake Messiah Ben Joseph?"

I guess we will find out soon.

"Donald Trump’s original family last name was Drumpf which is a prominent Bavarian Jewish name...FDR was America’s first Jewish President, and there were many more Jewish Presidents such as Eisenhower, the Swedish Jew, The Buhes, Clinton,  Barack Obama and last but not least, Donald Trump."

The unknown author of this post wants you to watch a video documenting all of this, which he says will take a little time to download as it is 6 hours and 22 minutes long.  So the next time you have 6 hours and 22 minutes to spare, you can learn the rest of this story.  After which, maybe you'd like to watch "THE NEW WORLD ORDER: COMMUNISM BY THE BACKDOOR," another documentary helpfully offered at the same website, which is a mere five and a half hours long.  Me, I think maybe I will just watch Untergang again.  It's got way more laughs.

Before it's News?  "Will Trump and Pence end up in a casket as predicted by the Simpson’s?"

And not just predicted, but actually show, according to this article:

Well, not quite shown.  Actually, the above picture was from a 4chan forum, and was never in any episode of the Simpsons.  After this, the article in question veers off into some endless lunacy involving the Bible and numerology.  I think we will pass on that undoubtedly valuable analysis today.

Kurt Schlichter, Town Hall:  "Biden’s Revenge Agenda...The agenda of President Joe “25th Amendment Bait” Biden, to the extent he has an agenda besides trying to find his perpetually lost slipper down there in his basement lair, consists entirely of taking vengeance upon you for your crime of defying the garbage establishment and electing Donald Trump.

He doesn’t want to help you. He’s not even interested in leaving you alone. Instead, the progressive Geppetos holding the strings to this withered old Pinocchio, should he become a real boy next January, are entirely committed to punishing you and ensuring that you are nothing like a citizen ever again."

Yeah, that's it.  That's their agenda.  Not preventing the Republicans from establishing a dictatorship, not protecting social security, medicare and civil rights legislation against the eternal Republican attacks on them, not seeing to it that everybody gets a fair chance in life, no.  It's all just revenge.  Revenge for no good reason except that your hatred and viciousness have just about wrecked the country.

Jeff Ballabon, Town Hall:  "The Democrats Declare a Jew Ban"

Bullshit.  They will say anything.

John C. Goodman, Town Hall:  "Should We Rename the Democratic Party?"

"We," of course being the Republicans, who apparently have the right to rename the opposition party.  What do you think they might name it?  The Communists?  ISIS? The Party of Satan?  Well, anyway, John is planning on starting small:

"If I were in the image-destroying and name-changing business, my first candidate would be Franklin Roosevelt. Why?  Because he presided over the worst depression in our nation’s history"

No mention of the fact that the first three years of the depression were under a Republican President, that Republican economic policy in the 1920's caused the depression, and that it started to get better almost immediately upon Roosevelt's taking office and instituting Keynesian solutions to the problem.  Well, John ran off at the mouth too long here, and never got to the part about renaming the Democratic party.  He promises to cover that in the future.  We'll be watching.  Green Eagle's suggestion for a new name is "The Rolling Stones."

The new Secretary of State

Kurt Schlichter, Town Hall:  "Donald Trump Is an Agent of Change"

So were Hitler and Mussolini.  So was the black death.

Leah Barkoukis, Town Hall:  "Cotton Blasts Fake News Critics For Pulling Slavery Quote Out of Context"

He said, and I quote:  "it was the necessary evil upon which the union was built."  Hard to provide "context" to make that sentiment okay, at least in my opinion.  I guess the real "context" is that he is trying his hardest to stay in office with a pack of white, race baiting haters as his base.  But back to Leah:

"Critics pounced on the remarks, falsely claiming that it was Cotton arguing slavery was a “necessary evil.”

When he said that "it was the necessary evil" he was not saying that it was a necessary evil, and the liberals twisted his words so that the phrase "necessary evil" seemed to mean "necessary evil," when of course it meant something entirely different from what the words "necessary evil" would suggest to vaguely literate English speakers.  Those damned dishonest liberals.

Brandon Morse, Red State:  "It’s Undeniable That Black Lives Matter Is Just a Marxist Plot at This Point"

Bullshit.  Wait, have I already said that once today?  Too bad, this is bullshit too.

Stacy Lenox, PJ Media:  "Are You Sure 'Vote for Joe Biden or We'll Kill You' Is the Best Campaign Pitch?"

Thoughtfully illustrated with the following picture:

Which just happens to be a photo of Trump troops attacking protesters.  A photo which is not identified in the article.  Surprised?

Stephen Kruiser, PJ Media:  "The Morning Briefing: It Might Be Time to Let the Liberal Riot Hellholes Burn"

Illustrated with the same photo from the item above.  "Liberal riot hellholes."  Apparently burned by Trump's own troops.

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "Laura Ingraham Warns Voters on a Democrat Administration: “Imagine If They Have the Justice Department to Terrorize People”

This from the party that allowed William Barr to become attorney general.  

Cristina Laila, Gateway Pundit:  “Burn it to the Ground!” – Marxist Google Engineer Arrested at Portland Riot, Charged with Assault, Resisting Arrest, Attempting Escape and More"

All of which charges arising from his trying to escape from unmarked, unknown people in military garb.  No suggestion that he committed a single "crime" before they tried to kidnap him off the street.  

Joe Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "COVID-19 Is Fizzling Across Nation, Recent Cases Are Less Serious and Deaths Are Diminishing But Democrats Want to Completely Shut Down the Country – Why is That?"

Maybe because everything Joe just said is a lie?

Kari Lee Fournier, Renew America:  "President Trump’s 4D chess game with Satan unfolds in real-time"

Really, where do they get people to write things like this?  Besides which, everyone knows Satan plays 10D chess, so Trump is screwed.

Dave Boyer, the Washington Times:  "New Trump campaign manager predicts a 'knockdown, drag-out fight' with Joe Biden."

Note that they aren't even trying to predict a Trump landslide any more.

Brian C. Joondeph, American Thinker:  "Are Fake News Polls Hiding a Potential Trump Landslide?"

You keep telling yourself that, Brian.  Here's some of Brian's evidence:

"One of the most accurate polls in 2016, Rasmussen Reports, showed Biden this week with only a two point advantage over Trump, 47 to 45 percent, among likely voters"

Rasmussen has never been anything but a Republican lie factory, consistently overstating Republican strength for years.  In fact, Rasmussen was the only one to predict a Trump win in 2016, but of course Trump lost the popular vote by three million votes.  Predicting a Trump win in the popular vote actually made them the worst poll company of 2016.

Tauren Dyson, Newsmax:  "John Yoo to Newsmax TV: Presidents Since Washington Have Sent Federal Agents to Cities"

Agents, maybe.  Armed, unidentifiable thugs, no.  And let's not forget that John Yoo was the one who wrote the legal memo saying that torture was okay.  Another sterling Republican expert on what's best for our country.

Before it's News:  "What Happened To The Passengers On The 9/11 And The Malaysian Flights? Will These Passengers Be Arriving With The Fake Alien Arrival As Part Of Project Bluebeam?"

What I want to know is if they will be getting the frequent flyer miles for their trip to another galaxy?

"videos show that these six planes did not crash and therefore, the bodies can be cloned and brought back when the fake alien invasion occurs."

And two sentences later in this post:


So, are they dead or not?  I guess you have to watch the 3 hour discussion to find out, which, incidentally, has been "BANNED FROM JEW-TUBE."

Katie Pavlich, Town Hall:  "Trump Warns: We'll Send the National Guard to Take Out The 'Beehive of Terrorists' in Portland"

Just more hate blabbering, but I did sort of like that "beehive of terrorists" thing.

Matt Vespa, Town Hall:  "The One Phrase That Must Be Banned Immediately After House Democrats' Shameful Hearing with AG Barr"

I have to confess that I got bored reading this article before I found out what the phrase was, but I think I can take a pretty good guess what phrase must be banned:  "Biden wins election."

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  “One of the Sleaziest and Most Dishonest Figures in History of American Politics” – Tucker Carlson Goes Off on Obama"


Washington Post:  "President Trump’s campaign has temporarily paused its television advertising with less than 100 days to go before the election, a move that comes amid a broader shake-up in his faltering bid for a second term...“We’ll be back on the air shortly, even more forcefully exposing Joe Biden as a puppet of the radical left wing.”

Glad to see they learned their lesson, and figured out why their campaign is losing: they just aren't smearing Joe Biden enough.

Before it's News:  "The Cult of Q: Who Is Q and Who Is Q Anon? The Riddle Has Been Solved"

Finally!  So, do tell us.

"you need to come to the truth that all roads lead to Rome and the Jesuit fake Jew Freemason Knights Templar Pharaoh Babylonian Luciferian Satanist."

Oh, okay.  So now we know.  You can thank Green Eagle for bringing you this vital news.

Bronson Stocking, Town Hall:  "SCOTUS Just Gave President Trump's Border Wall a Nice Assist"

By the usual 5-4 vote, of course, the Republicans ruled that he could spend the money before the legal challenges were adjudicated.  The argument:

"The Justice Department argued that halting border wall construction until legal challenges made their way through the court system could impose significant costs to the government, which may be required to reimburse contractors for additional expenses resulting from any delay."

Maybe they shouldn't have awarded the contracts until they knew they were legal, huh?  And by the way, funny that these same 5 Republican Supreme Court justices didn't rule that Democrats could have Donald Trump's documents before legal challenges made their way through the court system.  I mean, all that was at stake there was the survival of our country, not actual money made by Trump cronies in no-bid contracts.

X22 Report:  "Message Received, Something Big Is About to Drop, the Enemy Is Being Exposed"

From one of the most persistent QAnon posters, the exact same claim that he has been making every other day for three years now.  Don't hold your breath.

Before it's News:  "Huge Fireball Hits China as Lightning Strikes Across Their Country - God's Judgement Has Come...Apparently as we speak huge amounts of lighting are hitting all around China – but  Lucifer’s Google is suppressing everything about it.

Pray the demons who run google are sent to the pit immediately."

Why do our fake mainstream news media refuse to cover vital stories like this? 

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "Christian Church Decides to Meet at Walmart Since Government Wouldn’t Allow Them to Meet at Church — Watch What Happened!"

Several hundred people contracted a deadly disease, and some of them died?  That's my guess, anyway.


Infidel753 said…
More anti-Jewish stuff than usual this time. It just gets creepier.
Anonymous said…
In related news, the original version of Mick Jagger's Paint it Black has been found.
Flying Junior said…
This brou-ha-ha about Biden quaking in his boots about debating Trump... (Are you kidding? Comedy gold!)... reminds me of prophecies of the end of the world. By the time the date actually comes around and fades into the past the prophecy is long forgotten.

I can't wait until the first debate. Can you say "Drinking Games?" lolz funny Trump is more whacko-dipsey-doodle than he was four years ago. I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't bring stuffed animals and toys to the debate. It's still seven or eight weeks away. Way too long to wait. Biden will sweep the streets of New York City, Scranton and D.C. with that guy. His toupee will look like a hairnet.

Sorry. Mick Jagger and Keith Richards are Englishmen. They really can't jump in to save us. Would that they could.
Anonymous said…
These quotes strongly suggest that mental illness is an even greater problem in the US by far than most people even realize...that far too many people are being allowed to fall through the cracks and suffer needlessly. "Lucifer's Google"...?? SERIOUSLY????
Glen Tomkins said…
I think I understand where the item about the huge fireball hitting China, with lightning strikes, comes from, and it's pretty disturbing. Civilization 6, you see, recently added an Apocalypse Mode, in which late in the game you start getting comets striking the map, and also solar storms flare up frequently. The comets are represented by fireballs, and the graphics for the solar storms can look like lightning strikes.

I find this deeply disturbing because I am a huge fan of Civ6, the game of games for us archnerds. I mean, if you play Civ6 too much, do you turn into one of these people who confuse things they see in the game with reality? I can sort of see that happening to me from my own experience, but it's disquieting to see the phenomenon fully realized.
Poll P. said…
I'm with Glen, as G.E. will attest. A Civ-fanatic since the beginning.
Green Eagle said…
Glen, I doubt that Trump followers have the discipline or the intelligence to keep a game of Civ going for more than about twenty minutes.

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