Ape in Heels?

I'm pretty sure she's wrong about the ape in heels thing, but at least these photos prove that you can put lipstick on a pig.

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Marc said…
I've seen other reports where Trumpers are showing their ass in public (Starbucks). Four years of this (at a minimum), while waving the Stars and Bars flag, and telling everyone else to 'get over it'. Irony, dead.
November 18, 2016 at 4:05 AM
Unknown said…
Lipstick pig Beverly, Blo-up doll Calista, PornStar/model First LADY? Melania, Drag Queen GullieAnnie, Pixie Sessions, LiarKing Romney, BPetroleum Sessions, *.* Palin, Sandhead McCain, Zegs Ryan,
HeManand actual voter fraud specialist Coulter, add your own. I sure there are many more.
November 18, 2016 at 11:19 AM
Lucille said…
I know pork bellies are sold as commodities. But I never see them at the grocery store.

What would you do with 100 pounds of pork bellies?
November 18, 2016 at 1:59 PM
Green Eagle said…
Bacon in the U.S., and Pancetta are made from pork belly. It is also used in a number of Southern dishes, and has become much more common in high end restaurants the last few years. You also find it in Chinese cooking, such as the famous Hunanese dish red stewed pork belly, the favorite food of Chairman Mao. I've been a great fan of Hunanese food, since learning how to cook it at Henry Chung's restaurant in San Francisco in the 1970's and one of my favorite dishes is red stewed beef or red stewed pork belly. If you have a Chinese grocery store in your area, you can find it there, and I notice that even Costco has started to carry it in some stores in my area (Los Angeles.)
November 18, 2016 at 8:04 PM
Jerry Critter said…
Are other animal parts sold as commodities also like chicken lips, Rocky Mountain oysters, ...
November 18, 2016 at 9:05 PM
Zog said…
While we're talking about pigs, here's an article from silk purse from a sow's ear.
November 19, 2016 at 12:26 PM
Lev said…
"I've been a great fan of Hunanese food, since learning how to cook it at Henry Chung's restaurant in San Francisco in the 1970's and one of my favorite dishes is red stewed beef or red stewed pork belly."

You're a bad Jew.
November 20, 2016 at 11:16 AM
Green Eagle said…
Well, Lev, at least I fancy that I am not a bad person, as you persistently demonstrate that you are.
November 20, 2016 at 11:43 AM
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