Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Things Working Out in Cote d'Ivoire, I Guess

From The Guardian:

"As he sheltered in the basement of his presidential palace surrounded by forces loyal to his rival, Alassane Ouattara, the UN said that it had received calls from Gbagbo's three top generals – the head of the armed forces, the head of the police and the head of the elite republican guard – offering to negotiate terms for surrender in return for guarantees of safety."

How about this for terms:  A quick shot to the back of the head, and we won't let the crowds drag you through the street for three or four hours first. I think that's just about fair.

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