The Pee Wee of Congress
In my lifetime, I only remember two public figures that were caught masturbating in a theater; Lauren Bobert and Pee Wee Herman.
At least, Pee Wee was masturbating himself, so we don't have to wonder if he was getting paid to do it. On the other hand, poor Paul Rubens had his career destroyed for this transgression, while Lauren Bobert will of course suffer no negative reaction of any kind from her Republican colleagues.
Any way, if this odious woman is not forever known as the Pee Wee Herman of Congress, I will never understand why.