Wingnut Wrapup

I forgot that this can be kind of fun.  So here's another dose.  Read it and weep.

 

 "Naturopathic Doctor Wil Spencer Reveals Solutions to Remove Nanocircuitry From the Bodies of the Jabbed!"

Remember the joke about the guy who found a way to eliminate elephants from Michigan? When someone said, "but there aren't any elephants in Michigan," he replied, "See- it worked."  Pay me God knows how much to "remove" nanocircuitry from your body.  See- no nanocircuitry.  It worked.  The only difference is that Conservatives figure out ways to make money from the jokes they play on the country.

"Michelle Obama in Trouble as Joan Rivers's Daughter Might Come Out to Expose Her!...Joan Rivers, a name synonymous with audacious wit and irreverent humor, left an indelible mark on the world. Her sudden departure from this realm was a cataclysmic event that sent ripples through the fabric of society."

"a cataclysmic event that sent ripples through the fabric of society."  Like the black death, or World War II?  Oh, really?  I didn't notice that.  But then, I've been napping a lot lately.

"People mourned, yes, but questions—oh, the questions—began to bubble up like molten lava from the depths of a restless volcano."

Questions...Questions.  Like, did Michelle Obama murder Joan Rivers?  Questions that need to be asked.  Not really like molten lava; more like a sea of mud polluted with the decomposing remains of our body politic.  And Joan Rivers isn't the only victim.  How about Obama's chef, who tragically died in a surfing accident?

"As if the universe were playing a cruel joke, another tragedy unfolded. A chef, known for his culinary mastery within the corridors of power, met an untimely end. A drowning incident, they said. But was it?"

But was it?  More questions that need to be asked.  Did Michelle kill him too?  What, the souffle fell?  The Beef Wellington was too tough?  Off with his head.

"The public’s appetite for the truth is insatiable. The shadows grow longer, the questions multiply, and the world waits, breathless, for the veil to be lifted. Could there be more to these stories than meets the eye? Could the lives of these high-profile individuals be entangled in a web so complex, so intricate, that even the most audacious among us dare not speak its name?"

Go ahead, speak its name.  Because I can't figure out what it might be, other than more stupid right wing lies.  But the questions sure do multiply, right?  The questions.  "The public’s appetite for the truth is insatiable."  And apparently the appetite of a certain part of the public for things that are not true is a hundred times more insatiable. 

"Bombshell! - The Mystery Deepens: Obama’s Chef, His Unexpected Death, and the Scandals the Media Won’t Touch!"

The media won't touch them because they don't exist.  Unlike the rape, corruption, theft, espionage, treason and criminal fraud of the current head of the GOP, which, incidentally, the media also will barely touch, all things considered.

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And now, an article that poses some really important questions.

"Military is in Control It's About To Go Down!"

Questions such as:

"1. How could space force not know that (the Maui fire) was going to happen?"

Yeah, answer that one.  How could they not know?  I mean, they were created by Trump, so they must be in control of everything.  It's all part of that fifty dimensional game of chess that the genius Trump is playing, right?

"2. Why did the military stationed in Maui and Kuai not interfere?"

Interfere in what?  A fire?  Which did its damage in a couple of hours?  Is that their job?  Could they even get there in time?  

"3. Why did the military that’s stationed all over the world not interfere?"

US military from all over the world should have rushed to Maui, long after the fire was over, for what purpose?

"4. Did the military in Maui and Kuai do this?"

Maybe that's why they didn't interfere- because they started the fire themselves, for some unexplained reason deciding to burn down one of our country's most attractive resort towns.

"5. Why is Oprah still walking around buying property in Hawaii?"

Yeah, answer that one, because after the Lahaina fire property in all of Hawaii must be worthless.  That makes sense.  And why is she walking around doing it, when she could be buying Hawaii from a nice comfortable chair in her home in Montecito?  God, right wingers cannot stand the idea of a Black person with money.

"6. Is this the new 911 that will stop the Nesara Gesara and propel the Deep State to their next phase of the NWO?"

I doubt it, but I could be wrong, since I can't really figure out what malicious nonsense this person is trying to spit out this time.  

"7. Is the perfect storm and 5d chess psyop being perpetrated on we the people?"

Sure it is.  Run by the master genius Donald Trump, for a reason that nobody can understand.  A perfect alternate explanation to the notion that he is willing to wreck the entire country to keep out of jail after a lifetime of criminality.

"8. The proof that the 2020 election was stolen was available to us not long after it happen. Mike lindell had every cyber detail on other countries having access to the dominion machines not to mention the 2000 mules! Why did Trump put them on hold?"

Whoo, that was a change of subject.  Mike Lindell!  2000 Mules!  Every cyber detail!  "Why did Trump put them on hold?"  Maybe he had a call from his real masters, Putin and the Saudis, on another line, and had to tend to his real business, selling our nation's security secrets to dictators, in return for cold hard cash.

"9. How long did we wait for Bill Barr just to find out he was a Deep State Operative?"

What, you mean when, after corrupting the Justice Department for three years to do anything that would help Trump escape from the consequences of his endless criminality, Barr suddenly decided to try a hopeless gambit to save his own destroyed reputation?  Sorry, we didn't fall for it.  And unlike in Baldur's Gate, you don't get a reroll of the dice on that one, Bill.

"10. What happened to Mr Punisher John Durham?"

After years of effort and millions of dollars squandered in an open attempt to fabricate a criminal case against Biden, he found nothing, and was too stupid to know that his real task all along was to invent evidence, because Biden was innocent?  That is what happened to him, and into the garbage heap of history he goes, along with Barr, Giuliani and all the other real smart guys that were suckers for Trump's bullying.

"11. Day after day, week after week, month after month and 3 years later is the same “trust the plan” “Gesara Nesara happening next week” “fasten your seat belts” “its happening” “its going down” and yet nothing happens?"

Because the whole Gesara Nesara thing, where all Trump supporters are promised that they are going to be suddenly rich and live forever, if they only give the Rpublicans their money, was nothing but a grotesque hoax that nobody with an ounce of brains could fall for?  That's the explanation that Green Eagle has been giving for about five years now, and he is hardly alone.  Not that any of that penetrates to the mainstream media.

"12. Why wait for everyone to wake up and wait to be at the brink of destruction while millions are being killed through vaccines and deep state related events such as Hawaii?"

Yeah, why?  Why?  Wake up, Sheeple!  You still have some money left somewhere that hasn't found its way into the pockets of right wing grifters!  Get on with it!  Maybe you'd like to buy some emergency supplies or gold, or just give all your money to Trump and get it over with!

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Well, enough of that.  Now, back to- whoops, I almost said "reality."  My mistake.  I really meant back to idiocy from other wingnuts.

“How Is Nobody Realising Biden’s New Face?”

I'll leave it to you to figure that one out.

"U.N.: The Plan Of Destruction Begins Today - As Part Of The Sun Breaks Away"

Oh my God!  Part of the Sun broke away!  That absolutely happened.  Kind of like when Ukraine broke away from Russia, I guess.

"Trump: "Maui Was a Necessary Collateral Damage White Hat Operation"

Oh, it was necessary to destroy a resort town.  Explain that one to me, because Trump certainly didn't.  And if he did say it, that would be, in a rational nation, sufficient cause all by itself to disqualify him from holding any position of trust ever again.

"Mark Steele: Are You Paying Attention To Their Secret Agenda Being Carried Out In Front Of Us?"

And here it is, explained (?) in one handy graphic:

Hey, that makes sense.  And from the same article, the following highly trustworthy announcement:

"THE #COVID #VACCINE WAS A BIOWEAPON TO GO TO THE BRAIN FOR THE COMING RAGER ACTIVATION WHERE THEY LOOK UP TOWARDS A SIGNAL.

ACTIVATION OF THE RAGER ZOMBIES IN THESE CLIPS.   THAT'S WHAT'S BEEN COOKING IN THE JABBED THAT DID NOT DIE FROM IT."

Well, now you know.  Rager zombies.  Looking up towards a signal.  Right.

"USA Mirrors Nazi Germany Bolshevik Russia Say American Veterans Living Inside Crimea Former USSR...American Veterans living inside Russia share their unique perspective of watching their homeland fall apart, on the world stage"

Say American veterans who moved to live in Russia.  A very large number of American veterans, I am sure, who decided that Russia was a better place to be than the US, and are under no pressure at all from their new leader, Mr. Putin, to say things like this.  

"Doctor Testifies Under Oath of Perjury That They Created COVID as a Bioweapon"

That would be Dr. Richard M. Fleming. And what kind of doctor might he be?  From the FBI:

"Dr. Richard M. Fleming was sentenced today in Lincoln, Nebraska, by the Honorable Richard G. Kopf to five years probation with six months home detention, including electronic monitoring, and ordered to pay restitution in the amount of $107,244.24 for the felony offenses of health care fraud and mail fraud. Fleming pled guilty to those charges on April 23, 2009. Fleming lived in Papillion, Nebraska, at the time of the crimes, and now lives in Reno, Nevada. He is currently licensed to practice medicine in Missouri and Iowa, and as a part of his plea agreement in the case he agreed to a lifetime exclusion from participation in any federally-funded health care benefit program.

A federal grand jury in Nebraska returned an indictment against Fleming on January 18, 2007, charging ten counts of health care fraud and three counts of mail and wire fraud. The health care fraud counts charged Fleming with submitting bills to insurance companies in 2002 for medical procedures, diagnostic heart tests, he had not actually performed. The mail and wire fraud counts charged Fleming with obtaining payment from a North Carolina soy food company in 2004 for product testing work he had not performed, and more specifically charged him with lying about whether he had performed the services he was paid for, and with creating and submitting false documents in order to cover up the fact that he had not done the work for which he had been paid. The case actually went to trial, which began on April 6, 2009, and the jury was deliberating on their verdict when Fleming pled guilty, admitting that he had committed both health care fraud and mail fraud."

Incidentally, Fleming here "Testifies Under Oath of Perjury " in front of a faceless voice, not any kind of real authority.  It is not "under oath of perjury," it is nothing but a lying right wing propaganda screed.  From a convicted medical fraud.  We often hear about this "under oath of perjury" nonsense from right wingers.  Perjury only exists in court testimony or in a legally binding document.  It doesn't extend to "cross my heart and hope I die" declarations from people that we all know are just lying to us.

"They Can't Hide it Anymore...What Kind of Life Exists in the Depths of the Earth?"

None, that would be my guess.  This idiot continues:

"Imagine a realm so extraordinary, so unfathomable, that it defies the very laws of physics and human comprehension. A place where the boundaries of reality blur"

You mean the red States?

"i'm SHARING this with you NO MATTER what..."

No, you're not.  Not here at Wingnut Wrapup, anyway.  On to the next idiot:

"Tucker Carlson Broke into Tears: Antartica Is Not What We're Being Told"

"One cannot help but wonder why the media, a powerhouse of information dissemination, remains so reticent when it comes to Antarctica. This silence is deafening. Could it be that the continent holds truths so staggering that they defy comprehension, or perhaps, challenge the very fabric of our understanding?"

If you are at all persuaded that there might be something to this blather, I strongly suggest that you click on this link and read the most reliable record of the horror that lies at the heart of Antarctica.  It is no doubt far closer to the truth than you will ever get from a Republican.

 

"X22 Report Live: Did Trump Just Message That a Change of Batter Is Coming?"

Maybe he meant a change of batteries.  His batteries seem to be running down fast...I suspect he could use a little charge-up.

"Melissa Redpill Discusses Military Tribunals Are Now Being Held on Ships"

Melissa Redpill.  Well, we'll take that one for what it's worth.  I've been reporting for some years now about a certain subset of wingnut fan fiction which describes in great detail the trials, humiliation and often execution of sundry Democrats and other enemies of the right (i.e. Anthony Fauci, Hillary).  I still can't really understand what sort of sadistic pleasure these people get out of what even they must know to be totally fictitious, but perhaps they have never gotten over the excitement they felt reading the Turner Diaries, and are ready for any kind of substitute.  Well, maybe the upcoming trials of their beloved messiah Trump will be of some comfort to them.  No?  Well, I guess not.  Prosecuting the guilty is never as satisfying to them as persecuting the innocent- an obvious truth that gets right to the heart of the deep connection between Conservatism and sadism.

"Barack Obama's Ex-Boyfriend Admits He Was 'Prime Suspect' in Gay Serial Killer Case??  In the early 2000s, there was a string of execution style murders in a large Midwestern city. The cases were never “solved.”

At the time, the media reported that the police had no suspects and the victims were all gay black men.  In reality, the police did have a suspect. The problem for them was, the suspect was (a) fast-rising young political star. The young politician had very powerful people behind him who were clearing the path for him to run for the highest office in the land."

You've already figure out who that is, I bet.

"The politician was never charged, let alone questioned by police. And the media chose to never speak about it again."

Maybe because this was a degenerate Republican smear with absolutely no basis in reality?

"X22 Report Live: This Is A Movement That Can Not Be Stopped! Military Law Vs Criminal Law! Eye For An Eye!"

I.e., the Democrats with their stupid, outdated notion that the laws of the United States should be applied to everyone equally, versus Republicans, with "military law," that is to say rule by force.  Which do you choose?  A lot of your fellow Americans are just fine with the latter, sad to say.

Okay, enough for one dive into the ocean of Conservative lies.  Any deeper and we are going to end up like the passengers on the Titan.  See you again.  Maybe.