Wingnut Wrapup

I thought it was time to see how the right wingers are reacting toward the slight change taking place in public attitudes toward their man Donald.  None of their lying smears about Joe Biden included, or we'd be here all night:

And I want to start out with a quotation that I found in a standard issue piggish right wing propaganda piece at Renew America:

"The people – the people – are the rightful masters of both congresses, and courts – not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow the men who pervert it." Abraham Lincoln"

You got that right, buster, I just think you don't quite get what kind of "men who pervert it" Lincoln was talking about.

Beth Baumann, Town Hall:  "Oh, Geez: Hillary Clinton Favors Impeachment Proceedings Because It's 'An Emergency'....Or Something"

Yeah, or something.  Maybe treason?  And let's just move on to a little Conservative "humor," which in this case means making fun of a sixteen year old girl.

Katie Pavlich, Town Hall:  "Trump Campaign Celebrates Impeachment: Thank You Democrats, You Just Re-elected POTUS With a Landslide"

We'll see.  I wonder why Trump acted like a frightened rabbit at the UN this week.

Katy Kiefer, Town Hall:  "2.9 Billion Bird Deaths Linked to Solar, Wind"

2.9 billion!!!!  Bird deaths!!!!

Well, here is the truth:

Please note that, at this rate, it will take solar and wind energy 2,825 years to kill that many birds. What a surprise! A conservative telling a lie!  By the way, there is no real evidence in this entire article, just right wing bullshit.

Katy Pavlich, Town Hall:  "Why Trump's Religious Freedom Speech at the United Nations Will Be Historic"

What, he's planning to tell the truth for once in his life?  No, turns out that he is the first President to waste the time of the UN blabbing about the right wing myth that white Christians are the most persecuted people on earth.  Historic!

Brandon Morse, Red State:  "Here’s Proof That The Right Respects The Environment More Than The Left Does"

The proof?  Leftists used cars to get to demonstrations, and left some trash behind.  Much worse that Republicans selling the world to oil and coal companies.

Bonchie, Red State:  "Watch MSNBC Discuss Trump’s Coming Execution"

No mention that this was a discussion with Republican Presidential candidates, and the idea was brought up by William Weld, a lifelong Republican.

Simpson Report, Red State:  "Progressives Get Prudish Over Kavanaugh"

It's prudish to worry about Republicans lying to Congress to get on the Supreme Court.

Joe Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "What Happened to Matt Drudge and Ann Coulter? America Needs Them Now More Than Ever"

Oh God, no.

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "EXCLUSIVE: Former Ukrainian Secret Service Official Leaks Info on How Ukraine Funded Clinton Campaign with Stolen IMF Money"

Well, not quite.  What Jim is forced to admit is this:

"Vasily Prozorov is a former employee of the Ukrainian security service SBU. On his blog Ukraine Leaks, he reveals how former Ukrainian president Petro Poroshenko and Oligarch Victor Pinchuk may have helped divert IMF funds to Hillary Clinton’s 2016 presidential campaign."

"May have..."  For those needing a translation from wingnut speak, "may have" is a translation for "we don't have a shred of evidence for this, but we are going to say it anyway."

And who is this Vasily Prozorov that Jim speaks of?

"Christmas came early for the Kremlin this year in the form of Vasiliy Prozorov, an alleged defector from Ukraine’s state security service, who is zealously promoting all manner of conspiracy theories about his homeland.  In Russia, where he is currently taking “refuge”, Prozorov has predictably received star treatment."

I.e. a Russian stooge with no proven connection to Ukraine.  If you want to read more about this guy, you can find it here.

Linda Goudsmit, Renew America:  "The Humanitarian Hoax of disinformation: Killing America with kindness - Hoax 47"

I must admit I didn't bother to read this, so I have no idea what "hoax 47" is, but I loved the title.

Judie Brown, Renew America:  "A cheerleader, an abortionist, and dead babies"

Sorry, I didn't read that one either.

Sally Zelikovsky, American Thinker: "Why Breasts Matter"

I skipped that one too.  Green Eagle is just getting so lazy.

Sher Zieve, Renew America:  "There is nothing the Democrats won't do in order to win in 2020"

I certainly hope so.

Epoch Times:  "Texas mass shooting survivor lobbies Congress joint committee for less gun control- Suzanna Gratia Hupp has advocated for less restrictive gun control laws since surviving a mass shooting in 1991"

There's no end to the craven people who will sell themselves to the Conservative devil for a little attention.

Selwyn Duke, Renew America:  "AR-15s are the plastic straws of the gun world"

First straws I ever heard of with a 3300 fps muzzle velocity.  If I were you, Selwyn, I'd watch what I try drinking through one.

New York (CNN)Donald Trump on Monday openly accused former Vice President Joe Biden of being "corrupt" in vague terms and ratcheted up his rhetoric, claiming without proof that if a Republican did what Biden did "they'd be getting the electric chair right now... 

There is no evidence of wrongdoing by either Joe or Hunter Biden."

At least CNN is reporting this in an appropriate manner, making it clear that Trump is lying while demanding the death of his opponent.  Not the last time this week, either.

World Net Daily:  "Survey: Half of liberals believe in 'violence against the rich'

A survey from the Koch Brothers' funded Cato Institute.  On the other hand, no comment on the 95% of Conservatives who believe in violence against immigrant children.

World Net Daily:  "Bombshell discovery exposes 'Trayvon hoax'

This poor guy was murdered by a white supremacist 7 1/2 years ago, and they still can't give up on smearing him.  You'd think they could move on already.

Patricia McCarthy, American Thinker:  "Spooky, deer-in-the-headlights Pelosi's incoherent "announcement" Tuesday was a hilarious jumble of nonsense."

Well, that's a unique take on her call to impeach Trump.

Breitbart:  "Another Deep State Coup Blows Up!  Trump Taunts Impeachment Democrats...‘Got Them by Surprise’ with Transcript Release"

Yeah, he got them by surprise by confessing to it all.  That'll teach them!

And here's a unique report from beyond the looking glass:

Derek Hunter, Daily Caller:  "Pelosi Caves On Impeachment"

Gee, I didn't notice that.  Well, Trump's not a writer (tweets don't count) but here's some more delusional wishful thinking:

Donald J. Trump, President of the United States of America:  "Nancy Pelosi, as far as I'm concerned, unfortunately, she's no longer the Speaker of the House"

"As far as you are concerned" she sure as hell is, buster, as you are finding to your own discomfort.  You'd better pray that she stays there too, because the way things are going she might be giving the speakership up to become President.

And a little more from the Daily Caller:

Virginia Kruta, Daily Caller:  "Nancy Pelosi Felt A Lot Differently About Impeachment When The President Was From Her Party"

Virginia, maybe because the President from her party was not a criminal traitor.  Give it a thought.

And here's a damning revelation about the current Democratic Presidential frontrunner:

Terry Jeffrey, Town Hall:  "Elizabeth Warren: Following in the Footsteps of FDR"

Man, that'll scare off those Democratic voters.

Katie Pavlich, Town Hall:  "President Trump to Adam Schiff: Resign, You Sick Man"

Adam Schiff is sending a message to Trump too.  Deal with it, Katie.

Full of Schiff...Oh, they're just such a bundle of laughs.

Larry Elder, PJ Media:  "How Did Trump Become the Villain?"

He worked all his life for that title, Larry. It's just about the only thing he ever did on his own- don't take it away from him.

Well, I'll just go out on a shocking story that I heard on "Before it's News"...Queen Elizabeth's last Corgi died of a heart attack when it saw her shape-shift into her reptilian form.  Man, what a horrible way to go.