Wingnut Wrapup

Let's get this latest wheelbarrow of fertilizer out there:

Guy Benson, Town Hall:  "Officials: ISIS Terrorists May Target Europe and US Homeland, Threat 'Extremely High'

Surprise! Not a single one of these "officials," nor what agency they work for is mentioned in this article.  How do these guys get away with this over and over again?  Is the country that filled with willing suckers?

Town Hall:  "Question: Is President Obama the “Most anti-Woman President Ever”?

Really.  I  mean, is he?  Well, here is the answer:

"I’ll spell it out plainly as I can: Obama is the worst president for women because he has systemically lied to them. He has brazenly campaigned as their champion, even as he seeks to make them wards of the state, forever dependent on government largesse in the form of food stamps and free birth control."

Forever dependent on having food to eat and medical care.  That's what makes Obama the worst President in history.  If he were a friend of women, he'd just let them die.  That would be the humane, Republican thing to do.

And now, the award for Creativity In Making Good Things Bad For Obama:

Larry Elder, Town Hall:  "DOW at 17,000 -- But You're Not Invited"

Of course, you were invited to participate under the Bush Administration, when the Dow lost half of its value.  So see, when, under Obama, the Dow more than doubled, that was actually bad for Obama, because ordinary people didn't get their share- something that always breaks the hearts of Republicans.  But, don't worry, Larry has a perfect solution to the problem:

"But there is something we could do immediately to help to increase the net worth of the bottom 99 percent -- allow private accounts for Social Security. "

Then, ordinary people could be not invited to have their Social Security.  No lie ever gets old for Republicans.

 Kristan Hawkins, Town Hall:  "The Supreme Court Gave Women More Freedom, Not Less"

Yeah, sure, sure.  Want to hear some real stupidity?  Here's more of what this idiot had to say:

"Again, the people cheering the decision at the front of the Court were women - young women. I was among them. My face was plastered on newspapers across the country because I was thrilled, as a woman, wife, mother, and member of the Millennial generation, to say that I agree that religious freedom is so inherent in our nation that no bossy bureaucrats should be able to tell me that giving me free birth control makes me equal to men and brings my healthcare decisions out of the dark ages. "

God, you are brain dead, Kristan.  No, I mean that.  I just don't have anything else to say about you.

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "OUTRAGEOUS. Obama to Send Pink Slips to US Soldiers Deployed in Afghanistan...In a stunning display of callousness, the Defense Department has announced that thousands of soldiers — many serving as commanding officers in Afghanistan — will be notified in the coming weeks that their service to the country is no longer needed."

I guess the government shouldn't have told them.  Maybe they could just fly them home and leave them at the airport.  Or how about just letting them find their own way home from Afghanistan.  That would be a lot better than giving them notice that their time in the military was up.

Kurt Schlichter, Town Hall:  " Battle Cons and Wonk Cons Must Work Together To Destroy Liberalism"

Destroy them!  Not beat them in the elections, not convince the American people that giving the country to the super rich is in their best interest- no, simply DESTROY THEM!!!!1!1!@!  And who says running the country like a bunch of eight year olds is a bad idea?

Cathy Reisenwitz, Town Hall:  "Self-described “Liberal” Millennials are Actually Libertarian"

Because they don't know what they really are, but Cathy does.  A nice way to convince yourself, Cathy, that in just a few years they are all going to start voting Republican.  Just take my advice, Cathy- don't put any money on that.

Katie Kieffer, Town Hall:  "Millennials are still very confused about the benefits of a free market system and struggle to differentiate between capitalism and socialism. Despite the 64 percent figure, only 52 percent of Millennials told pollsters that they favor capitalism whereas 42 percent favored socialism.

As you can see, despite saying they embrace free markets, many Millennials don’t understand that socialistic policies are responsible for the Great Recession and millions of young people conflate socialism with freedom."

Millions of Millenials don't have a clue what is going on.  Katie Kieffer, one of Town Hall's current stock of Fox News style reporter/bimbos, does.  If you believe that, I've got a deal for you on an only slightly used Ted Cruz.

Matt Barber, Town Hall: "Left Moves to Outlaw Christianity...The mask is off. All pretense has been dropped, and the anti-Christian left’s boundless depth of hatred for individual liberty, our First Amendment and the Religious Freedom Restoration Act (RFRA) is now on full display."

On Mars, I guess.  Not here, of course.  Really, Matt, don't you have something constructive to do with your time?

Mark Baisley, Town Hall:  "The present-day American conservative movement appears to be growing up. And it just might realize success if they continue to progress strategically over tactically. In other words, rather than passionately working to win elections, they must determine to ruthlessly persist in defeating the domestic enemies of an endless war over the soul of America."

Sorry, Mr. Godwin.  That sounds like this guy to me.

So call me a jerk, that's my opinion.

Neil W. McCabe, Human Events:  "Beyond guns, Operation Choke Point targets coin dealers, tobacco and pay day lenders...Operation Choke Point was used to harass the firearms industry, but there are other legal businesses on the “high-risk” list."

Because there's no one that should be above government regulation like tobacco dealers and pay day lenders- the sort of job creators that makes our country great.  And by the way, what the hell is "Operation Choke Point," anyway?

Andrew Klavan, PJ Media:  "When the important issues of our times are up for debate, a black woman and a white gay are arguing on CNN over whether white gays should act like black women."

Yeah, what they should really be arguing about is if global warming is the biggest lie in history, and whether we are being mean enough to poor people.

Bryan Prestion, PJ Media:  "Obama Laughs His Way Through Meeting with Gov. Perry.  What's so funny?"

Rick Perry...I guess Bryan is talking about this photo:

 ...just don't get the joke, do you, Bryan?

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit:  "Report: SMALL LIFELESS, DEAD CHILDREN Found “Washed Up Along Riverbank” of Rio Grande"

Thanks, Obama!

Think I'm kidding?

"This indicates a pattern of covering up dead illegal alien kids by the Obama administration. It was two weeks before news was reported on the sole child death acknowledged by the Obama administration, Gilberto Ramos, a 15 year-old boy from Guatemala whose body was found in the Texas brush dead from the heat."

Other than this one case, of course, "multiple sources" report lots more dead kids.  As is usual with right wingers, "multiple sources" translates as "I just made that up."  So, Obama is responsible for the fevered delusions of Jim Hoft.  Man, if that is true, Obama is a bad guy.

Wes Vernon, Renew America:  "A third term: will the 22nd Amendment save us?"

This is more lunatic maundering about the possibility that Obama is going to just stay as President after his term is up.  I actually have been an advocate of three terms for Bush and Cheney- two in the White House and one in prison.  So maybe I shouldn't complain too much about Wes, even though he is obviously a delusional jerk.

Cliff Kincaid, Renew America:  "Bill Ayers' recent appearance on Megyn Kelly's Fox News program appears to be part of a systematic campaign to whitewash the activities of the communist terrorists who were murdering policemen and FBI agents during the 1960s and 70s, and to set the stage for their release and rehabilitation."

Because that's what Fox News does- whitewash the activities of Communist terrorists.  I always suspected that was the deal over there at Fox.

And speaking about Communist Terrorists:

Cliff Kincaid, Renew America:  "Obama prepares pardons for terrorists"

Right.  Of course he is.  This story is about a bunch of people in prison for violent acts in the late 60's and early 70's.  They all have lawyers trying to get them out of prison, forty years after the fact.  No surprise there.  What will surprise you is that there isn't a word in the article about any involvement in this by the Obama administration.  Well, I guess it won't surprise you.

Alan Keyes, Renew America:  "Mobilizing for impeachment: good faith is the only hope"

Impeachment.  Good faith.  Amazing.



'Bye for now.  I think I'm going to need a rest now.