Green Eagle Makes a Colossal, Earth Shaking Announcement

Now, at last, Green Eagle is able to announce the availability of one of the most valuable collectible items in history- Green Eagle Cards, showing great events in the life of Green Eagle!


Here are a couple of previews of these items, which will be on sale to tremendous demand, in the very near future!



The top one illustrating Green Eagle's magnificent parrot physique, which allows him to screech all opponents into a state of stunned compliance, and the second revealing Green Eagle's immense mental capacity, clearly beyond anything known in the human world.  Green Eagle's uncle was, you know, an experimental subject at MIT.


Many more delightful images will be available soon, showing Green Eagle owning the libs by defecating on them from above, Green Eagle cuddling up to Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un, Green Eagle biting the head off of Nancy Pelosi, and other unforgettable moments in the history of our country.  


Stay tuned for pricing details- these are expected to sell out fast!

Comments

Jean Valjean said…
Can I invest what's left of my IRA in these and be assured of a comfortable retirement?
December 17, 2022 at 10:05 PM
Green Eagle said…
Green Eagle provides these as a contribution to the history of the world's greatest art objects. That in itself should be enough to provide you with a glow of gratification when you think of the paltry price involved in acquiring them. However, Green Eagle will point out that the more of them you buy, the smaller the supply will be, and therefore, due to the immutable laws of capitalism, the more they will be worth. Act now before you have to pay many times the initial price to buy one from a mass purchaser like Elon Musk or Mohammed Bin Salman, who both will certainly be investing a large part of their wealth in these magnificent images.
December 17, 2022 at 11:55 PM
william said…
I'm in, just as soon as I get my funds out of FTX. It oughta be any day now.
December 19, 2022 at 8:20 AM
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