Not the Perfect Role Model

Or, "Florida Man Strikes Again."  Is it the water?  Too much sunshine?  The alligators?

Form today's Talking Points Memo, the following story from Port Richey, Florida:

"Mayor Dale Massad was arrested when he opened fire on a SWAT team that had come to arrest him... The new acting mayor criticized how the Sheriff’s office had treated his predecessor but conceded that Massad was “not a perfect role model.”

 Opening fire on a SWAT team...not a perfect role model.  Gee, you think?

Comments

Poll P. said…
Hilarious!
March 14, 2019 at 9:26 PM
Jerry Critter said…
Not much of a SWAT if he is still alive. More like a SLAP team!
March 15, 2019 at 8:14 AM
Sam240 said…
Make that Florida Men.

The acting mayor, Terrence Rowe, was also arrested.

Are you following Dave Barry's blog?
March 15, 2019 at 10:19 PM
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