Ted Cruz Explained At Last

Of course we have been wondering how a person that allegedly went to Princeton and Harvard could possibly believe the things Ted Cruz says, which do nothing but make us laugh uncontrollably.  Well, after seeing the following picture of this "Ted Cruz," Green Eagle has finally solved this deep mystery:

That's not Ted Cruz- it is clearly Bill Murray, who has done his fellow South Carolina resident Steven Colbert one better by actually becoming a U.S. Senator, to give himself a national platform to tell his jokes.

There, isn't that a lot more believable than the notion that a jerk this out of control is actually in the Senate?  I bet you feel much better now, knowing that it is nothing but a Saturday Night Live skit.  You had us all scared there for a while, Bill.

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Jerry Critter said…
Ted Cruz is making a joke out of the entire republican party.
September 25, 2013 at 9:44 AM
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