They never give up:
WORLD NET DAILY EXCLUSIVE: "Is this really smoking gun of Obama's Kenyan birth? Attorney files motion for authentication of alleged 1960s certificate from Africa"
That would be Orly Taitz, "attorney"/dentist/real estate agent, and World's Greatest Birther Loon. Well, what do you think? My guess, given her history, is that it won't be the smoking gun of Obama's Kenyan birth, it will only be the smoking gun of another heaping portion of humiliation for Orly. Not that she'll notice.
"Taitz told WND that the document came from an anonymous source who doesn't want his name known"
As opposed, say, directly from the state of Hawaii, with its authenticity affirmed by Hawaii's Republican governor and Hawaii's director of public affairs. That would be the other birth certificate- the "phony" one.
"Note: Members of the news media wishing to interview Joseph Farah, Jerome Corsi, Drew Zahn, Joe Kovacs, Chelsea Schilling, Les Kinsolving or Bob Unruh on this issue, please contact WND."
We'll keep that in mind, guys.
Bill O'Reilly, Town Hall: "President Obama Versus Benjamin Franklin"
Better not be in basketball, Bill. Benjamin Franklin has no jump shot.
Austin Hill, Town Hall: "Question For The President: “Do You Feel Like I Do?”
Thank the lord, no, given your right wing ravings in this post.
Red State: "A Time to Kill: Unfortunately, doctors may be forced to do so."
Vote Democratic and Die! The message that never grows old!
Mike DeVane, Red State: "What Blue Dog Dems on recess should hear from conservatives"
NeoKong, Red State: "We are birthers hear us roar"
Or whine, anyway.
Now, on to the very cream of the crop of serious right wing analysis today:
Our Little Pammy, Atlas Shrugs: "So why not tell the truth about Obama and his reported strange sexual predilections? My question is, it is well known that Obama allegedly was involved with a crack whore in his youth. Very seedy stuff. Why aren't they pursuing that story? Find the ho, give her a show! Obama trafficked in some very deviant practices. Where's the investigation? Why isn't CNN pursuing the nude pornographic photos of Obama's mom?"
Nude photos of Obama's mom. Isn't she sweet? No matter what the issue, Pammy always manages to be the first to dive right to the bottom of the muck barrel. You go, girl.
I wonder why no one ever wanted to see nude photos of George Bush's mom? Oh wait a minute, I think I figured it out.
"They know we won't play dirty, so it's time to play dirty."
Outstanding logic there, Pammy. Because no one would ever expect you to play dirty, right?
Carol Gould, Pajamas Media: "Are Parochial Schools 'Racist'?"
Yeah, Carol, most of them probably are. That's why they support you guys.
World Net Daily: "Did Jesus actually reveal name of the 'antichrist'?"
Oh no, you can see it coming, can't you? And what does the name of the antichrist turn out to be? We've been waiting two thousand years to find out. Please, tell us!
Hint: His Name is B***** H****** O****. Hope I didn't give too much away there and spoil the surprise.
World Net Daily, "Promise Keepers conference invites women for first time"
What a thrill! Finally, women can directly participate in their own oppression.
Rick Moran, Human Events: "Dems considering the 'Armageddon option' on health care...By considering the use of the budget device known as "reconciliation" - which would prevent the GOP from filibustering the reform bill - the Democrats are threatening to unleash a Republican jihad in response that would make doing business in the senate a nightmare."
A Republican Jihad. That's nice. You mean a Republican temper tantrum like nothing we've ever seen? I'll tell you what, assholes: We'll take the medical care and put up with the tantrum. So get down on the floor and start kicking your feet in the air- we're doing it regardless of what orders you get from the insurance companies.
Have a nice day.
Rich Lowry, National Review Online: "Wanted: A Modest Obama"
I.e. an Obama that does what you tell him to. No thanks.