The Greatest Republican News Ever!

I have to give you the news in the words of my source, World Net Daily:

"She began her political career simply, as a Christian mom concerned about the content of school papers her children brought home in their backpacks, but today she has become one of the leading defenders of liberty and conservative principles on Capitol Hill."

"Defender of liberty" in exactly the same sense that, say, Pee Wee Herman is a "masterful constituitional scholar."












Yes, you're getting the picture here:

"Bold, conservative Bachmann hints at 'Mrs. President' future

Says many colleagues still believe in 'founding principles we share'

You've got it, now. Michelle Bachmann, the looniest person in congress (with the possible exception of Jim Bunning, who has the sense to keep his mouth shut most of the time,) and a walking self-humiliation machine, wants to be our next president.

Maybe the Democrats could nominate Charlie Manson- the only person in America that Michelle could beat. And even then, it would be close.

Comments

Derek said…
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Maybe the Democrats could nominate Charlie Manson"

I wouldn't be surprised, I mean, he was a socialist.
Green Eagle said…
Derek,

And from what I've heard, he has an IQ higher than either one of us.
Derek said…
Illiterate Charles Manson? I think we are discussing different Mansons. Of course, he very well could have a higher IQ than you, but his 109 (or 121, depending on who you trust) doesn't trump my 142 average.

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