Let's start the new year off with ...well, with a useless pile of right wing garbage. What else would you expect from Green Eagle?
Timothy Meads, Town Hall: "Ted Cruz Calls Out CNN's 'Iranian Pravda'
Managing in two words to accuse the media of being both Communists and Islamists, without having a shred of meaning or evidence. Perfect right wing speech, and a perfect reason that Ted Cruz is the ideal right wing leader.
Arthur Schaper, Town Hall: "Mr. President: No DACA, Build The Wall, or No Deal at All!"
No deal at all...evil or nothing. Should be the Republican motto.
Jeff Crouere, Town Hall: "Trump Still Standing Despite Media Onslaught"
Republicans are actually proud of the fact that their party, which is the only thing that can do anything about Trump, is just as corrupt as he is. And what are you going to do about it, huh, buddy?
Katie Pavlich, Town Hall: "The State Department Has Released Huma Abedin’s Emails From Anthony Weiner’s Laptop"
No phony scandal will ever be allowed to die. Katie fails to uncover a single thing in these e-mails, most of which were already public, that does anything to support their lies about Hillary, but who cares? She sure doesn't.
Avner Zarmi, PJ Media: "Why Are Accused Sexual Harassers Overwhelmingly on the Left?"
Because right wing women get beaten harder if they fight back? Avner's claim is, of course, a lie, but I'm sure I hardly needed to mention that.
Raymond Ibrahim, PJ Media: "Media Is Still Portraying Islamic Terrorists as ‘Aggrieved’ Victims"
I won't bother to deal with this in detail, as we all know it's a lie. Of course, let's not forget that the wingnut media regularly portrays Christian terrorists like the Bundys as not only victims but as heroes.
And how about some right wing "humor," to break things up here?
Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit: "Trump Crushes Obama in First Year Debt Totals"
Jim forgets that Obama got left an economy by the Republicans, that was on the edge of depression with 800,000 job losses a month, while Obama left Trump 75 straight months of job growth, a stock market that had tripled in value and a deficit reduced by 2/3rds. I guess that just slipped his mind.
Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit: "This is Serious=> Fired FBI Director Comey’s Criminal Actions Could Put Him in Prison"
The lies...they burn...Oh well, at least Comey is doing better than the Podesta brothers:
Before it's News: "Podesta Brothers Arrested, Tony Podesta Is in Gitmo"
Bet you missed that news too, huh? Of course, that is just the beginning:
"How about all those involved with the Clinton Foundation or Podesta Group, Uranium One, Russia, campaign financing schemes, election rigging, corrupt FBI/CIA, Obama’s ATF gun running to terrorists via the Mexican Cartel, pedophile rings around the world….and the icing on-the-cake, the attempted coup to assassinate President Trump?"
AND the shortage of Christmas trees this year! I didn't notice any shortage of Happy Holidays trees, or Chanukah bushes, or Ramadan weeds. The war on Christians continues!
Christina Laila, Gateway Pundit: "Suspected Leaker Adam Schiff Triggered After Trump Says He Has “Absolute Right” To Do What He Wants With the Justice Department"
Forget about the bullshit "suspected leaker" part- man, they are getting some use out of that word "triggered," which apparently occurs whenever a decent human being feels any emotion at all about the corruption, treason and criminality of the Trump administration.
Lucian Windrich, Gateway Pundit: "Daily Mail Calls Gateway Pundit “Extremist” News Source"
How utterly preposterous of them. What sane person would ever call Gateway Pundit a "news source?"
Jerry Newcombe, Renew America: "Are Christmas and Jesus "fake news"?"
I'll tell you what's fake news: Jesus cared about homosexuality, evolution and abortion, while not giving a damn about the poor, the sick or the strangers among us. That's fake news. Deal with it, assholes.
Joseph Farah, World Net Daily: "Thanking Trump has gone viral"
If by that, Joseph, you mean that thanking Trump is a disease, I agree with you.
Ed Straker, American Thinker: "Does anyone who applies for asylum truly need it anymore?"
Fuck those furriners.
"Once upon a time, people who applied for asylum in America came from communist dictatorships in Eastern Europe or the Soviet Union and often had legitimate reasons for fleeing...Unfortunately, asylum means something very different today."
See, it used to be that right wingers could use asylum seekers as pawns in their great crusade against Communism. Now that asylum seekers are mainly fleeing right wing dictators and religious fanatics just like the wingnuts, it's time to put a boot in their faces.
Breitbart: "MELANIA RISING IN ‘MOST ADMIRED’ POLL… BEATS IVANKA"
She beat Ivanka! At this rate, by next year she will beat Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Ann Coulter! What a woman! Wouldn't it be a little more impressive if she could beat a Democratic woman?
James Delingpole, Breitbart: "30 Trillion Reasons Why the Green Blob Must Die in 2018"
Oh God, no, is he talking about Green Eagle? At last count, Green Eagle could only come up with a few hundred million reasons why he should disappear...oh wait, thank heaven, he was talking about killing off all the people that believe in global warming, so everyone else can get about the business of destroying all life on earth without having to be distracted by those liberal naysayers who think that isn't a good idea.
John Xenakis, Breitbart: "World View: With Islamic State Collapsing, U.S. Forces Will Remain in Syria to Restore ‘Normalcy’
"Normalcy," which is, apparently, life under a brutal dictator who has already precipitated the deaths of half a million people and who is in league with Vladimir Putin. Of course, nothing wrong with that, right?
And now, a picture of a piece of clothing for sale today at Breitbart:
Just their sort of thing, I guess. Just put a Confederate flag patch on that, and it will be perfect.
Newsmax: "Viagra Obsolete: New Replacement Cheaper Safer Faster"
Just in case you wonder what kind of people read these wingnut sites.
Your News Wire: "Millions Of Iranians Reject Deep State Amid Mass Uprising"
Millions of Iranians, rising up against a fantasy cooked up by the Republican party! Man, they're more pathetic than Americans.
And if you are still confused about the relationship between these sites and the truth, try this one:
Your News Wire: "Science Proves Bald Men Are ‘More Attractive To Women’
Right. And toads are even more attractive to women than men. Right wing men,anyway.
Baxter Dmitry, Your News Wire: "3 Attorneys Found Dead In Wasserman Schultz Florida District In 2 Weeks"
No sign that any of them had a thing to do with Debbie. Still, probably the safe thing to do to throw her in prison before she kills again.
And now, let's go out with a couple of posts from Before It's News, my favorite source of late, as it perfectly predicts what every wingnut will believe absolutely by a year from now:
Before It's News: "Hillary Ran Terrorists! Hillary’s emails contained emails to terror cells in Yemen! These CIA terror cells are now being destroyed by Trump!"
CIA Terror cells! The Secretary of State communicated with CIA stations in Yemen, which will henceforth be referred to as terror cells! That proves that she deserves to be thrown in prison! This same article, by the way, claims that James Comey has been arrested. Funny that hasn't broken its way into the rest of the media.
Before It's News: "Luciferians Preparing for Their Alien Savior...The luciferian Deep State prepares for their 70 years in the making trillions of dollars funneled to the Black Budget Program through corporations such as NASA and the UN, all to manifest secret amazing technology and stage their counterfeit second coming alien savior."
Trillions of dollars! Funny that the guys at Before It's News don't seem to care about the trillions of dollars that Republicans stole from the American people right out in the open. And if you need any more proof of all this, here is a picture of Pope Francis leading this abominable plot:
Can't doubt photographic evidence now, can you? I guess that's enough to convince anyone.
And let's just finish on this undoubted bit of absolute truth:
Before It's News: "Dead Sea Scrolls Show Sanhedrin Executed Jesus As An ET Disclosure Activist...Is the Israel the faction behind the national security guardianship of the Dead Sea Scrolls in fear of being exposed by the ETs with the return of Jesus, who is an ET!"
Jesus? Who knows for sure?
And you know the worst part of all of this? What I am showing you is not the really crazy stuff. That is all in videos which I am not about to transcribe by hand; most wingnuts are only barely literate, so they get their information from endless crazy and hateful videos which exist all over the internet, if you care to look for them. Maybe some day I'll do a Wingnut Wrapup of those- that will really put you off my blog.