I thought you might like to see some of the thousands of online comments about the "Kenyan" birth certificate, which are circulating around wingnut websites: What, you wouldn't? Tough, because here they are anyway. Read 'em and weep:
"Is this really smoking gun of Obama's Kenyan birth?"
No, it's the gun you put to your head, and it's smoking because you pulled the trigger.
"barky got trouble brewing..........lets see how repressive he become........."
Yeah, let's see barky in action. Who is barky?
"Will there be riots over this? I'm worried there is going to be chaos."
Oy. They never knew what trouble they were starting when they invented Photoshop.
"I pray for the day Bam gets dragged out of the white house by his own secret service. I bet the queen Obama will rob the silverware..."
Listen, some good advice: Pray for it if you want, but don't put any money on it.
"The fact that (Orly Taitz) filed this, and that she's now taking a month in Europe, presumably to gather more evidence, tells me she has every reason to believe it's real."
Or we have every reason to think she is off her meds. Suggestion: scroll down to the video of Orly a few posts below, and listen. Then decide for yourself.
"Everyone needs to send these images to soldiers in the military. They need to know that their commanding officer is a fraud. We need open military rebellion."
The very thing we need- military rebellion. That will really help.
"an incredible thought has just come to me. Hold the flames. It's just a thought...But...
Did Sarah Palin resign because she knew the eligibility issue was about to blow, and that McCain would be President and she would have to step in as VP???????????"
Hey, what a brilliant idea! That must be it! That sly fox Sarah Palin. That proves the Kenyan birth certificate is real, if Sarah was willing to give up the governorship because of it.
Or else it proves she is an even bigger buffoon than we thought.
"They need to nuke Kenya..."
John Bolton, welcome to the conversation!
"I told you guys he was a fucking communist plant!"
First he was a Kenyan, and now he's a vegetable?
"If this certification turns out to be legitimate he must be considered a terrorist. And those who helped him into office committed high treason."
Including the 63 million who voted for him? God, that's going to make for some crowded jails.
"Hey Mr. President
Answer this please.
And do it TRUTHFULLY AND HONESTLY.
Just like a real man would.
Stand up for yourself you coward."
Because we know you read lunatic wingnut blogs all day long, Barack. We know you're out there, buster!
"If the BC from Kenya is proven to be legit, and Congress does not act swiftly and appropriately, the U.S. military will remove Obama and all his cronies from office. Hopefully from Congress as well. There will be martial law until this is all sorted out. My guess is McCain becomes president."
Do you REALLY think that will happen? REALLY? Come on, now. How old are you, anyway, seven?
"Obama will be out of office in a matter of days. Go f yourselves, libs!"
Well, we're not going to f you guys. You'd just lay there like a dead fish.
"we've had presidents impeached, A president resigned, we've had Presidents assinated....the world didn't end...the evil Jewbags didn't suck off the power vacuum.....and we are still here"
Jewbags. Uh huh. We can see that you are a serious contributor to the discussion. And by the way, what president was "assinated?" Oh, George W. Bush? I see now.
"Lets say TPTB do want to implement mass forced lethal vaccinations and it has been planned for years. Just stay with me for a moment."
No thanks. I think I'll lock myself in the bathroom instead.
"Obama is not president currently.... currently there is no president... nor vice president. There are no Secretaries of ANYTHING.. the whole executive branch is invalid. This is a constitutional crisis. No legal way to solve this except a Constitutional Convention."
What a brilliant exposition. I bet you're a constitutional law professor. At the Happy Times preschool.
"Sheesh, you would think these lefties so anxious to point to seeming tiny discrepancies would also notice the glaring ones on the COLB such as....the lack of creases in the paper"
You know, I have a paper towel that I used to clean the bird cage. It has so many creases in it that it MUST be the REAL birth certificate. Would you like to evaluate it? Send me an address and I'll shoot it right along.
"October 2009 Doom Arrives" More likely tho, September for the first serious shoot-outs."
Oil up yer rifle, luke! We're headin' for the shootout!
"I mean if I were to be extradited and needed to proof my citizenship, I would run to the federal office and ask for an original birth certificate."
Then you'd be out of luck, sucker. Funny. You've been ranting about these birth certificates for months now, and you never noticed that they are issued by states, not by the Federal Government. You're going to be standing at that window for a long time, buddy.
There you have it: a small sample of the thousands of excited comments about Obama's birth certificate that have been circulating on the web the last few days. Sad, isn't it?