Let's just dive right in, shall we:
Kathleen Parker, Town Hall: "A Crude Reality- The greener we are, the less secure we're likely to be."
A new slant on "vote Democratic and Die!" This time, it's "Your environment or your life!"
Red State: "The long, slow death spiral of the Democrats’ statist agenda has begun, and the crash to earth will play out over the next year in sickeningly slow motion.We can’t formally and officially take charge until we make our net 80 gain in the House and they’re sworn in the first working day of January, 2011. Yes I said net +80."
Please, please, guys- keep saying this, and keep believing it! And act accordingly!
"Remember where you heard that, kids."
Don't worry, we will! This is the sort of thing Green Eagle never forgets.
Jeff Emmanuel, Red State: "Democrats Reject Two Measures to Create Parity Between Congress’ Health Coverage and the Public’s"
I.e. (in plain English) Democrats refuse to play along with two more sleazy Republican attempts to posture on bogus issues.
Pam "Braindead" Geller, Atlas Shrugs: "Cars.gov Gives Obama's Administration Complete Access to Your Computer"
It's a lie, but what did you expect from Pammy? She's hardly the only one saying this, either. At least she didn't say "link to Cars.gov and DIE!" That'll probably be coming in a day or two.
Confederate Yankee: "Obama Booed In Raleigh"
Remember when it was an act of unforgivable treason to boo the President? When was that? Oh yeah, before January 20th.
Power Line: "Obama administration has been given a pass for....stocking Justice with ultra-left leaning partisans."
You've just gotta laugh, don't you? At least they went to real law schools, not right wing Christian lie factories.
"Any demarcation between the Obama administration's political agenda and the impartial administration of justice is being eradicated. "Holder is the most political, partisan attorney general I can remember," says (Republican Congressman) Frank Wolf."
Ha Ha. Remember that lying, corrupt Gonzales guy? No, I guess you don't. You've really got to admire the chutzpah of these people, huh? Obama is the one who is perverting the Justice department. What a bunch of wankers.
John Hawkins, Pajamas Media: "Why Sarah Palin Fans Feel Betrayed "
Not because she turned out to be a lying, corrupt, self-serving quitter. No, that's fine with them. It's because a couple of Republicans dared to criticize her. That really is a betrayal.
David Rusin, Pajamas Media: "The Islamist Who Served on the Electoral College"
Oh God, one of the 535 people who cast the purely ceremonial vote to make Obama's election official was a Muslim! Here comes the end of Democracy!
Gateway Pundit: "Tea Party: Bristol Style! Didn't see any of these protesters in the MSM yesterday did you? "
Actually, I can't see more than a few in the photograph either. And this showed the most people of any of the photos on this post.
A hint from an expert, guys: twenty people with signs is just not a national story. Except at Green Eagle.
By the way, how's the whole tea party thing going these days? Really growing, huh?
Newsmax: "GOP Blasts Democrats' Healthcare Legislation"
Surprised? Must be a slow news day over there at Newsmax.
Curtis Dahlgren, Renew America: "About 80 percent of the American people right now think that the Administration is "full of it" on reforming our medical system; nearly 3/4 of the people think that man-made global warming is a hoax..."
Where did they take that poll, at the summer picnic of the White Aryan Resistance? By the way, did 80% of the American people actually use the phrase "full of it?" Inquiring minds want to know.
Warner Todd Huston, Renew America: "UN putting education in government's hands"
Unbelievable. Who ever heard of education in the government's hands? What misery will they inflict on us next?
Ken Connor, Renew America: "Senators Sam Brownback (R-KS) and Mary Landrieu (D-LA) are making headlines for introducing controversial legislation that would ban the American scientific community from developing embryos that contain both human and animal material.... Dubbed the Human-Animal Hybrid Prohibition Act of 2009...."
Just a question here: The Human-Animal Hybrid Prohibition Act...If this passes, does that mean I can't take my corgi for a ride in my Prius any more? Just wondering.
World Net Daily (Yes, they're still at it): "Majority of GOP, Southerners question president's birthplace"
And they seem to think this is good news. Go figure.
World Net Daily EXCLUSIVE: "Pelosi-district sex party XXX-rated"
Because Nancy Pelosi is responsible for every party in her district. Shame on her!
Benny Avni, New York Post: "Obama hails from intellectual circles that discourage looking at reality as a series of undisputed facts....The obvious contrast is President Ronald Reagan, who believed his country -- "a shining city on the hill"
Ah yes. The undisputed fact that WE are the BEST PEOPLE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD! THAT is the reality! SHUT YOUR MOUTH if you dare to think anything else! RONALD REAGAN! RONALD REAGAN! RONALD REAGAN!!!!! There, I guess I told you!
Laurie B. Regan, American Thinker: "Liberalism and the Dumbing Down of America. At some point, liberals must be held accountable for their willful ignorance."
You gotta laugh. Give it up, Laurie.
American Power: "Did Obama's Secret Service Draw Guns on Conservative Protesters?"
No, but here is a grainy, blurry photo that somehow is supposed to show that they did:
Talk about willful ignorance.