This changes everything!
Green Eagle is proud to announce that what he takes to be Obama's real birth certificate has finally turned up! This should put to rest all questions about Obama's place of birth.
Yes, after massive research, Green Eagle has uncovered the following document, at the back of his sock drawer. Note: Green Eagle will NOT be addressing any questions concerning why a parrot would have a sock drawer. This stunning development is too important for us to become sidetracked by trivial carping.
Anyway, here it is: Naysayers, TRY to prove that it is not real.
I just want to make it clear that the reason I wasted my time on this is to show that almost anyone with Photoshop and Illustrator can hoke up a believable looking "birth certificate." I got bored halfway through and didn't really finish it, but still, if you are willing to waste an hour or two, you can do this too. The hardest part was making the moose with the hammer and sickle- the rest could be done by a seven year old.