GRAND ANNOUNCEMET

Green Eagle is thrilled to announce that one of his most daring predictions, in which he has stood alone among all commentators, has COME TRUE TODAY! Never again will anyone be able to doubt the brilliant perception of mighty Green Eagle!

Yes, today, the internationally respected Green Eagle World Records Authority can confirm the amazing news: World Net Daily has smashed, I say SMASHED through its previous record, by publishing TWENTY ONE POSTS in a single day about Barack Obama's birth certificate!

Wait- one exclamation point isn't hardly enough for that momentous news: here are a few more!!!!!

They laughed when Green Eagle predicted that World Net Daily would hit twenty posts in a day about Barack Obama's birth certificate. Well, who is laughing now, huh? Well, all of us, I guess, to be honest.

Keep up the good work, Mr. Farah. I just know you are right on the point of the big breakthrough you have been working so hard to achieve. Would you care to try for thirty? We're behind you all the way!

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Green Eagle said…
What, is NO ONE going to post a comment showing appreciation of Green Eagle's tremendous work in following this crucial issue, and maintaining, at great expense to himself, a World Records authority created for the sole purpose of following this issue?

Green Eagle is deeply hurt.
July 13, 2009 at 6:37 PM
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