Let's hop right into the muck:
Erick Erickson, Red State: "....the administration claims Dick Cheney refused to disclose a CIA program and the Democrats will investigate."
"The administration claims" being in this case, of course, Republican for "it's true, but I won't admit it to save my life."
Moe Lane, Red State: "Freshman GOP Rep John Fleming of Louisiana recently called for the Democrat-ruled Congress to live by the rules that they want to saddle on the rest of us"
You mean like rules against adultery, and having sex with teenage boys, and having enough personal responsibility to finish your job, and not having kids out of wedlock, and not telling the world you were out hiking when you were screwing your mistress, and stuff like that, Moe?
Power Line: "I'm not sure which is worse: the priority that the Obama administration places on politics over policy, or the lack of basic competence that the administration continues to manifest."
Boy, have you guys got short memories. Isn't this a perfect example of Republicans blaming Democrats for their own failings? I can't tell if it's projection, or just some kind of really stupid strategy.
Hans A. VanSpakovsky: "Conservative? Ethical? There’s No Room for You in Government"
"The absolute fury and unrelenting hostility that I encountered as an openly conservative career lawyer at the Justice Department was something that had to be seen to be believed."
Listen, Hans: You are the king of Republican vote suppression. You have spent your career doing everything you can to keep Black people and other minorities from having the right to vote. Do you know what that makes you? A vicious, racist career criminal, without a shred of respect for what this country is about.
Maybe that's why you encountered hostility in a department that is supposed to be about Justice. What do you think about that, you dick?
Alan Caruba, Renew America: A "crisis" of governors...This once-esteemed office, a platform from which some launched campaigns to become President, has become a sinkhole of sexual misconduct and corruption...."
All the Democrats' fault, of course.
World Net Daily: "Bin Laden's son: Dad gassed my pet dogs"
How terrible. Well, I'll never vote for him if he runs for president. Thanks for the tip, World Net Daily. Up to now, I thought he was a nice guy. But, dogs? I'm through with him now. And all of us liberals had hopes that he would be the one who could defeat Sarah Palin.
Peter Ferrara, American Spectator: "The Bush Doctrine Is Still Working"
Don't even kid about that, Peter. That's the kind of thing that gets you put on 72 hour psychiatric hold.
Jack Cashill, American Thinker: "Who Wrote Audacity of Hope? Not the same person who wrote Dreams from my Father."
Not this again. Who wrote it this time, Genghis Khan?
You guys must be so frustrated that you can't find anything real to smear Obama with.
Ken Russell, American Thinker: "Why I'm Thankful for George Bush"
Because you're mentally ill.
I mentioned this sort of thing a few days ago. Here it comes: George Bush, the Pearl of the Ages, striding across the globe as the Great Conqueror. If you have anything for nausea in the medicine cabinet, I'd keep it in plain sight.
Donald Douglas, American Power, "Democrats Renew Push for Show Trials Prosecutions"
"Show trials" being the official term for whenever Republicans are held responsible for breaking the law. When, however, a Democratic president is impeached for a blow job, that is a vital defense of our nation.
Now, here is a picture I thought you might like:
Here is some inspired comment by the Black Republican who raised the money for this billboard:
"I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard good conservatives and Republicans ask the question, “How can we begin sharing with the African-American community the true history of the GOP? We’re the party that freed the slaves! The party that always wanted to keep them down was the Democratic Party. The party that really shares their values is the Republican Party."
Of course, the thing about MLK being a Republican is a total lie. I didn't need to tell you that, did I?
And finally, this vital piece of information, from someone apparently named Clifylg:
"So, there you have it. The Judeo/Marxist “Democratic” liberal system has confiscated YOU as debt redemption property (Maritime Booty,)
You have now been introduced to the NEW KNOWLEDGE, or the dreadful 'Good News' that is sweeping the Nation over the Internet."
God, I hate being maritime booty.