Evil Obama Plot Revealed
A major breaking news story from the website PrayInJesus'Name:
"BREAKING NEWS: Pentagon Burns Soldiers Bibles
A Pentagon spokesman under the Obama Administration recently acknowledged and defended seizing and burning the privately owned Bibles of American soldiers serving in Afghanistan.
...by seizing and burning privately owned Bibles, the Obama Administration is now enforcing atheistic silence upon our troops, against their private rights."
How abominable. This is proof positive of Obama's Communistic campaign to destroy true Christians! Destroying the private bibles of our troops. What could be more vile?
"The Bibles had been printed in the local Pashto and Dari languages"
Because, of course, what other language would our troops read the bible in? The majority of us, when seeking religious consolation, turn to a Bible written in the Dari language, right? The words of Jesus are just so poetic and poignant in Dari.
This couldn't have anything to do with malicious right wing religious lunatics attempting to spread their idiocy and manipulate the situation in Afghanistan, without a shred of concern for the results, or for the safety of the troops themselves, could it?
"The Bibles had been....sent by private donors last year (under the Bush Administration) to American Christian soldiers and chaplains..."
With the best of intentions for the soldiers' welfare, I'm sure.
"BREAKING NEWS: Pentagon Burns Soldiers Bibles
A Pentagon spokesman under the Obama Administration recently acknowledged and defended seizing and burning the privately owned Bibles of American soldiers serving in Afghanistan.
...by seizing and burning privately owned Bibles, the Obama Administration is now enforcing atheistic silence upon our troops, against their private rights."
How abominable. This is proof positive of Obama's Communistic campaign to destroy true Christians! Destroying the private bibles of our troops. What could be more vile?
"The Bibles had been printed in the local Pashto and Dari languages"
Because, of course, what other language would our troops read the bible in? The majority of us, when seeking religious consolation, turn to a Bible written in the Dari language, right? The words of Jesus are just so poetic and poignant in Dari.
This couldn't have anything to do with malicious right wing religious lunatics attempting to spread their idiocy and manipulate the situation in Afghanistan, without a shred of concern for the results, or for the safety of the troops themselves, could it?
"The Bibles had been....sent by private donors last year (under the Bush Administration) to American Christian soldiers and chaplains..."
With the best of intentions for the soldiers' welfare, I'm sure.
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