An extremely poor showing today- I guess the wingnuts wore themselves out yesterday. Guys, you've got to pace yourselves. You've still got seven and a half more years of Obama.
Jillian Bandes, Town Hall: "Liberal Bloggers Perpetuate Birther Conspiracy"
Aha, it's all their fault. Of course, up until three days ago, it was the most important issue in the country. I guess the liberals didn't get the Republican talking points yet.
Debra Saunders, Town Hall: "No Thin Line Between Murder and Hate"
If congress passes hate crimes legislation, it's just the same as murdering people at the Holocaust museum, or shooting doctors in church. I can see how you guys would buy into that line of thinking. Unfortunately.
Red State: "Lamar Alexander to Support Sotomayor – A Knife in the Back of Republicans, the Constitution and Conservatism"
That's what it is if a Republican votes to confirm a Democrtatic Supreme Court pick. It says right in the constitution that Republicans have to vote the way they are told. Wait a minute, I'll find it here....
Erick Erickson, Red State: " The Four Democrat Blue Dogs Who Sold Out America...keep in mind that these are the four Blue Dog Democrats who decided to cut a deal with the liberals in the House of Representatives."
On the other hand, it is just as bad when Democrats vote with other Democrats! Actually, if you look in the Constitution, you will see that it is illegal to not vote the way Republicans tell you to. I know it's in there somewhere.
Oleg Atbashian, Pajamas Media: "Obama Regresses to Cold War Mythology … and Switches Sides"
Huh? He's working for the Soviet Union now? And they won't even pick up his paycheck. Cheap bastards!
Sher Zieve, Renew America: "Despite the indications that many of our Congressional leaders now report to Dictator Obama and no longer to We-the-People we must keep fighting the growing Marxist oppression inherent within the current tyrannical administration."
Uh huh, Sher. Boy, the wingnuts are running short of lies. This one sure comes from the bottom of the barrel.
Chris Adamo, Renew America: "Why Sarah Palin threatens the "establishment"
They're going to choke to death laughing at her? No, I guess that wasn"t Sher's point:
"Palin's faults, or more precisely, those qualities about her which critics attempt to manufacture into faults, are trivial at worst."
What, being a lying, ignorant, corrupt demagogue, willing to pander to the worst instincts in the American people, and hungry for power without having the least concern about the responsibilities that go along with it? Hey, nothing wrong with that, right? At least she's not b.... bl.... Well, you know what I'm saying. Now that would really be a fatal fault, huh?
World Net Daily: "Vanished: Obama exposer disappears off Net"
What, Obama personally garroted him?
"Shannon says he spent 60 to 70 hours a week on his efforts and received only $240 in the entire two years despite displaying prominent donation buttons. The home page now just has a logo and the words, "Closed. Lack of support."
Oh. Sorry, guy. And just when you were on the verge of breaking the biggest constitutional crisis in history. Tough luck there. $240 in two years, huh? I could get more than that with my appeal for the Rabid Wolverine Rescue Shelter.
Newt Gingrich, Human Events: "America Needs a Take-Home Pay Raise"
I.e. a corporate tax cut. Fancy that. Who would ever think Newt would get behind that one?
Andrew McCarthy, National Review Online: "The birth-certificate controversy is about Obama’s honesty, not where he was born."
Oh sure. Nothing to do with you lunatics who spewed this garbage out for the last year. You were proud to take credit for it until you noticed that it was making you all look like idiots. Now, all of a sudden, it's Obama's fault.
The Astute Bloggers: "THE COLLECTIVIZATION OF HEALTHCARE IS THE END OF PERSONAL HEALTH: UNDER OBAMACARE, YOUR DEATH IS FOR THE COMMON GOOD!"
Don't you just overflow with trust when you get ready to read something that is WRITTEN ALL IN CAPITAL LETTERS? Well, anyway, here we go again. THE DEMOCRATS ARE GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!
The Astute Bloggers: "THE OBAMA CRIME WAVE CONTINUES TO BUILD: More Than A Dozen Shot In Chicago Overnight"
And what a pathetic alibi. He claims he slept in the White House last night. Who is going to buy that one? Anybody knows he could have sneaked out the back door after dark.
And finally, this important announcement. the prestigious Green Eagle World Records Bureau can now confirm that World Net Daily has once again smashed its previous world title, by posting yesterday TWENTY SIX articles on Obama's birth certificate. This is an earth shaking event in the realm of world records, beating the old record by five posts. Congratulations to you! Green Eagle knows you can reach thirty!
Apparently, just like liberal bloggers and Obama, WND didn't get the "cool it guys" memo either.