Wingnut Wrapup-Terminal Apathy Edition

I must admit that I am so damned sick of seeing the same disgusting lies every day from conservatives. They seem to never tire of their daily dose of hatred and contempt, but after a while, it gets awfully hard to get up much enthusiasm about their pathetic maunderings. Here's what I could stomach today:

Michael Medved, Town Hall: "Are Business Executive Overpaid and Corrupt?"

Yes.

Of course Michael Medved, one of the perpetual finalists for most dishonest wingnut of the year, doesn't want you to think so.

Jacob Sullum, Town Hall: "Copping to the Poppy Crop Flop"

Oh, now Afghanistan's role as the leading heroin producer in the world is Obama's fault. Where were you for six years when Bush let poppy production spiral out of control, without doing a damned thing about it?

Pam Meister, Pajamas Media: "Don’t Hate Sarah Palin Because She’s Beautiful"

Believe me. We don't hate her. We think she is a lying, cheap demagogue who will pander in a second to the lowest instincts that anyone could have, if it suits her purpose. And that doesn't have a thing to do about how she looks. But we don't hate her. She's not important enough to hate.

Phyllis Chesler, Pajamas Media: "Conservatives are Feminists, Liberals Are Misogynists"

And Nazis are liberals, military coups are democracy, cutting taxes for the rich increases government revenue, letting businessmen engage in any kind of criminality creates a better environment for the consumer, war is peace, it's power hungry greed to give money to poor people, but not when you give it to oil companies....you get the idea. Phyllis, stuff it.

David Patten, Newsmax: "Experts: Did ACORN Elect Al Franken? "It just seems probable that they got enough fraudulent registrations in, in order to swing the vote," Vadum says. "But I don't have evidence that they did...And Vadum, for one, says flatly of Coleman: "He was robbed."

No evidence, but it is obviously true. Right wing thought in a nutshell.

John L. Perry, Newsmax: "Palin Rises as Grand Old Party's Grand Leader. What GOP hopeful would not now change places with her in a heartbeat? This grand lady has rescued the Grand Old Party from itself. It now has its leader."

God, I hope so. I hope you all follow the lead of this shallow, stupid, ignorant, manipulative, irresponsible, lying demagogue. And you can all follow her where she is going- to oblivion.

Tim Dunkin, Renew America: "Further, the Honduran military removed Zelaya from office as their constitution expressly says they can do in such a case, and this move was approved (in fact, it was ordered) by the Honduran Supreme Court, acting in its capacity as the interpreter of Honduras' highest law of the land."

Tim, have you actually read the Honduran constitution, or are you just blabbing out any lie that suits your convenience? Because I have read it. And what you are saying is total garbage.

Do you think there is a constitution on the face of the earth that gives the military the right to remove the legally elected leader? Do you think there is a constitution on earth that gives the Supreme Court the right to "order" the military to remove the president? God, you must be stupid.

Burt Prelutzky, World Net Daily: "The way I see it, it makes no sense to respect a man, whom I believe is single-handedly destroying the country, simply because he won a beauty contest last November. "

Beauty contest. What can you say? Burt, are you referring to the United States Presidential Election last November? And by the way, "single handedly destroying the country?" He must be one tough dude.

Burt is rapidly rising in my estimation as one of the truly stupid and ignorant people in the entire country. We'll be keeping an eye on him, as usual.

Robert Stacy McCain, American Spectator: "More on Palin's Resignation"

No thanks. My God, enough already.

The Oklahoma Patriot: "(Iraqis) couldn't clean up their own mess and were happy to have Americans die for them. Now that they are free from persecution, we're the bad guys and they rejoice because we left their cities?

Fine. I'll give them about 2 months until the bombings pick up and their little police force starts running for the hills. Pull our heroes out completely and let that place burn. Then when the mullahs set up sharia law and start importing and training terrorists again, we broadcast a warning to the rest of the muslim world and carpet bomb them back to Muhammed."

And that will complete our great mission to free them from persecution. By killing them all. It's the American way.

And a final note: Once again, World Net Daily has set a new world record. Today, they had sixteen posts about Barack Obama's birth certificate. Sixteen! I told you they were going for twenty.

We're cheering you on, guys. I know you can do it!

Comments

Lowell said…
Yeah! Right on! Great post and I'm not saying that just because I agree with everything you say, but because, my friend, you speak the truth!

Thanks!

And thanks for coming by Contextual Criticism!
Green Eagle said…
Jacob,

Thanks very much for the comment. I really appreciate it.

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