Wingnut Wrapup
The right wing loons out there are apparently taking a day off, after all their teabagging yesterday. Honestly, I am too. I just couldn't be bothered with a bunch of their idiocy, like being lectured to by Ted Nugent about what our founding fathers really wanted the country to be. That sort of thing makes me so tired that I barely have the energy to get my hands onto the keyboard. Oh well, here's a sample of a very mediocre crop:
“Millions of Hondurans exercised their God-given right to live as free individuals, to pursue their happiness and not have their liberties usurped by any power, foreign or domestic.”
Of course, by embracing a military coup. Because it would be usurping their liberties to let them have the government they voted for.
What a bunch of idiots there are in this country.
Cynthia Yockey, Pajamas Media: “How to Talk to Reporters at Your Tea Party”
Don't waste your time, Cynthia. No reporters bothered to come to the tea parties I went to. It's over, baby. As mass movements go, you guys were pretty pathetic.
Doug Giles, Town Hall: "Liberal Lawmakers Love Their Sex Freaks and Hate Christian Ministers
If you’re a twisted adult who gets pleasure from having sex with 5-year-old boys, or you like to shop for dates at the Metro Zoo, or enjoy smearing your body with feces and/or dabbin’ a little urine on your earlobes as you prep for sexy time with the corpse you dressed up like Bette Davis in your basement, then more than likely you are thanking Dionysus and your unclean demon that Liberals are running DC. "
Scary, huh? Here's the actual text of the bill this guy is talking about, which applies to crimes committed because of "actual or perceived religion, national origin, gender, sexual orientation, gender identity or disability of any person"
Surprise! Nothing in the bill about feces or urine, or having sex with zoo animals! I bet you would have never guessed that.
If you want to read the whole bill, to see who is telling the truth about this, here it is.
Little Pammy Geller, Atlas Shrugs: "There are two Americas indeed. One for beleaguered, put-upon patriots under siege for their love of country, the Constitution, freedom of speech, and individual rights. The other is the "special class" that oppresses and subjugates us on a daily basis. Individualism vs collectivism. Islamic supremacism vs democracy. "
Pammy, I am so oppressed and subjugated by Islamic Supremacists, every day! I can barely stand it!
Like when they, uh...uh....wait.....uh....uh....I'll come up with something here....
Jazz Shaw, Pajamas Media: "Palin Commits Political Suicide"
I had to put this in here. Conservative tells the truth for once! Will wonders never cease.
Congratulations, Jazz. We'll be watching for your lynching any day now.
Paul Jacob, Town Hall: "Freedom never takes a holiday"
Except in Honduras.
Gateway Pundit: "It's On!... Palin's Legal Counsel Threatens to Sue Liberal Blogs & State-Run Media For Slander"
Good luck with that, Sarah. By the way, turns out that those trial lawyers aren't so bad after all, huh, when you want to ride the gravy train.
Gateway Pundit: "Thunderous Applause Greets Bush in Oklahoma-- 6 Standing Ovations"
9200 people bought tickets to a fourth of July festival including bands, fireworks, and an appearance by President Bush. How impressive.
Listen, guys, Obama could get 9200 people by going to a donut shop. And he could get six standing ovations in two minutes, by reading the sports pages out loud.
Americans hate Bush. That is never, never going to change, because they have good reason to hate the worthless jerk. Get used to it.
“Millions of Hondurans exercised their God-given right to live as free individuals, to pursue their happiness and not have their liberties usurped by any power, foreign or domestic.”
Of course, by embracing a military coup. Because it would be usurping their liberties to let them have the government they voted for.
What a bunch of idiots there are in this country.
Cynthia Yockey, Pajamas Media: “How to Talk to Reporters at Your Tea Party”
Don't waste your time, Cynthia. No reporters bothered to come to the tea parties I went to. It's over, baby. As mass movements go, you guys were pretty pathetic.
Doug Giles, Town Hall: "Liberal Lawmakers Love Their Sex Freaks and Hate Christian Ministers
If you’re a twisted adult who gets pleasure from having sex with 5-year-old boys, or you like to shop for dates at the Metro Zoo, or enjoy smearing your body with feces and/or dabbin’ a little urine on your earlobes as you prep for sexy time with the corpse you dressed up like Bette Davis in your basement, then more than likely you are thanking Dionysus and your unclean demon that Liberals are running DC. "
Scary, huh? Here's the actual text of the bill this guy is talking about, which applies to crimes committed because of "actual or perceived religion, national origin, gender, sexual orientation, gender identity or disability of any person"
Surprise! Nothing in the bill about feces or urine, or having sex with zoo animals! I bet you would have never guessed that.
If you want to read the whole bill, to see who is telling the truth about this, here it is.
Little Pammy Geller, Atlas Shrugs: "There are two Americas indeed. One for beleaguered, put-upon patriots under siege for their love of country, the Constitution, freedom of speech, and individual rights. The other is the "special class" that oppresses and subjugates us on a daily basis. Individualism vs collectivism. Islamic supremacism vs democracy. "
Pammy, I am so oppressed and subjugated by Islamic Supremacists, every day! I can barely stand it!
Like when they, uh...uh....wait.....uh....uh....I'll come up with something here....
Jazz Shaw, Pajamas Media: "Palin Commits Political Suicide"
I had to put this in here. Conservative tells the truth for once! Will wonders never cease.
Congratulations, Jazz. We'll be watching for your lynching any day now.
Paul Jacob, Town Hall: "Freedom never takes a holiday"
Except in Honduras.
Gateway Pundit: "It's On!... Palin's Legal Counsel Threatens to Sue Liberal Blogs & State-Run Media For Slander"
Good luck with that, Sarah. By the way, turns out that those trial lawyers aren't so bad after all, huh, when you want to ride the gravy train.
Gateway Pundit: "Thunderous Applause Greets Bush in Oklahoma-- 6 Standing Ovations"
9200 people bought tickets to a fourth of July festival including bands, fireworks, and an appearance by President Bush. How impressive.
Listen, guys, Obama could get 9200 people by going to a donut shop. And he could get six standing ovations in two minutes, by reading the sports pages out loud.
Americans hate Bush. That is never, never going to change, because they have good reason to hate the worthless jerk. Get used to it.
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