Obama is Hitler- More Evidence Emerges

God, will the stupidity never end. From a Town Hall column by some idiot bimbo named Rachel Marsden:

“Sitting at a restaurant table in Munich in the summer of 1932, Hitler designed the prototype for what would become the immensely successful Beetle design for Volkswagen (literally, the "car of the people"),” says the Hitler Historical Museum’s website. This week, Obama imposed on American car manufacturers strict fuel efficiency and emissions standards, to be introduced in 2012."

Oh, I get it. Obama is just like Hitler, because Hitler designed a car, and Obama wants to save gas. Why didn't I think of that before? It's so obvious now.

"In other words, they’re going to make cars only hippies want..."

Which would include this electric car, I guess, which does 0-60 in 3.9 seconds. I guess nobody but a hippy would want one. And by the way, Rachel, I didn't know that Adolf Hitler was that concerned with providing mobility for hippies.


"It isn’t really about the environment, it’s about control. You, too, are going to be forced to look as stupid as the guy pulling ten canvas bags out of his faux leather man-purse. "

Because anyone driving the vehicle shown above would look stupid and effeminate.

"Obama is a dork, pure and simple...."

Now I guess we're getting to the core of your argument, seeing as how you are bringing your most persuasive debating skills to bear on it. Really, can you be totally oblivious to what an asshole you are?

"And they’ll be given extra credits for building cars that Obama really likes – like the shiny new electric ones which, with a top speed of 100mph, would lose in a game of pedal-to-the-medal chicken to a 13-year old on a 10-speed bike."

I didn't know you could do 0-60 in 3.9 on a ten speed bike, Rachel. You must have some big thighs there.

"Europe might just be thinking about the last time a head of state dabbled in car design, in their backyard. It didn’t turn out too well. "

Actually, Rachel, the car design thing turned out great. It was the unjust war thing that turned out so bad. Of course, that's where your guy George was more like you-know-who, so I guess we are not allowed to bring that up.

"Rachel Marsden is a columnist with Human Events Magazine, and Editor-In-Chief of GrandCentralPolitical News Syndicate. "

Grand Central Political News Syndicate. You sure you didn't mean Grand Central Worldwide Universal Galactic News Syndicate? God, lady, who invented that name, your five year old?

Comments

Poll P. said…
Brilliant! The thighs, the unjust war...so much fun. Thanks.

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