Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Wingnut Wrapup

They're still at it! Let's dive right in:

Jonah Goldberg, Town Hall: "Obama's Iran Policy is a Bomb"

Jonah, at least it's not real bombs. If your man McCain had had his way a couple of years ago, we would have bombed the crap out of Iran. How much of a green revolution would we be seeing now?

Mindless belligerence- the answer to all of our problems. The Republican answer any way.

Michael Medved, Town Hall: "Why Should So Many Americans Feel Threatened by Business? "

Oh, I don't know. What, Michael, you haven't spent much time with the news the last couple of years, have you?

Walter E. Williams, Town Hall: "Vicious Academic Liberals"

Uh oh, here come those jackboots again.

Josh Painter, Red State: " Gov. Palin headed for Europe to visit troops"

And that has you all excited, Josh? Well, I'm sure that will do really a lot for them.

Melissa Clouthier, Pajamas Media: "The Ensign affair showed how media has different rules for covering scandals, wholly dependent on the politician's party."

Yeah. Clinton: endless coverage for two years; Mark Sanford: about three hours so far. I'm not sure that's what you meant, Melissa, but that's what I remember.

Of course, maybe Republicans don't get that much sexual degeneracy attention, because new ones keep coming along to push the other ones out of the news. Remember Senator John Ensign? Wasn't that just a few days ago?

Gateway Pundit: "John McCain Not Sure Who Obama's Siding With In Iran"

Always beautiful to see a former Presidential candidate selflessly doing everything he can to help the President deal with a difficult and complex situation.

By the way, have I ever mentioned that John McCain is one of the biggest dicks in America? I have? Numerous times? Oh well, the truth always bears repeating.

Rick Pedraza, Newsmax: "Ron Paul: Obama 'Goal' is Economic Collapse"

Thanks for that view, Ron. You know, that's why most of us think you are a malicious lunatic.

Marie Jon, Renew America: "How do we stop Communism? Pray!"

Go with that, girl. Actually, I thought Communism pretty much stopped itself a few decades back, by not working. But if you think prayer did it, hey, it couldn't hurt, right?

"Many clear-thinking Americans believe that Marxists are in control of our country"

Oh, well then, Marie, I guess prayer didn't work, then. That's depressing.

Dick Morris, Human Events: "If only President Obama were a third as tough on Iran and North Korea as he is on Republicans, he'd be making progress in containing the dire threats to our national security these rogue nations represent."

Right. Dick, like that rough tough cowboy, George W. Bush. His toughness sure did stop North Korea from getting nuclear weapons and missiles, didn't it, Dick? It didn't? Oh, I forgot that. And George W. Bush sure brought an end to the Iranian theocracy with his toughness, didn't it? Oh, what? It didn't do that either? Well, as you Republicans might say, nothing succeeds like failure. Why change direction, just because we are headed straight to hell?


flavor411 said...

I love the wingnut roundup.
I think it would make a great segment on Countdown or Rachel Maddow.

Green Eagle said...

Thanks, flavor411. But, do enough people in the country have stomachs as strong as you and me?

Poll P. said...

Re Palin note: Visit the troops in WHERE? Europe? Somebody keep her away from the Via Veneto. Spreeeeee!!!!