Really, Kim Jong Il Needs to Pep Down

Oh, North Korea. Guys, what planet, exactly, do you think you are living on? From the Huffington Post:

"North Korea has said it would consider interception of its ships a declaration of war, and on Wednesday accused the U.S. of seeking to start another Korean War.

"If the U.S. imperialists start another war, the army and people of Korea will ... wipe out the aggressors on the globe once and for all," a dispatch from the official Korean Central News Agency said."

Listen, here is something you might want to think about:

Population
United States 306 million
North Korea 24 million

Gross National Product
United States $9,780 billion
North Korea $40 billion

Military Budget
United States $623 billion
North Korea $5 billion

Nuclear Weapons
United States 9,700
North Korea Under 10

I'm just guessing here, but it seems to me that your chances of wiping out the aggressors on the globe once and for all are really fairly limited. Honestly, and I'm saying this for your own good, maybe you should come up with a different plan. You see, I think you've been buying the Republican propaganda that the Negro is a weakling. I wouldn't bet on that if I were you.

Never forget- he can shoot the three.

Update: This just in: "North Korea: Son of Kim Jung Il appointed head of nation's spy agency."

Oh well, at least they didn't appoint a guy from the Arabian Horse Association. I guess they're not as crazy as some people.

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