Some stories we don't need to bother with today:
Ashley Herzog: "Pretentious Liberal Snobs"
Oh God, put away the brie, they're on to us.
Ken Blackwell: "Israel in Danger"
Of what? Banning crooked, lying politicians? That's the only thing you would regard as a danger, Ken.
Emmett Tyrrell: "Get Sick Immediately"
No thanks, Emmett. That's why I didn't read your column.
Erick Erickson: "Senator Boxer needs to put on some big girl panties and suck it up."
No Comment needed, I think, on that one. Keep up the class, Erick. Hey, I wonder if this remark angers wingnuts as much as Letterman.
Clarendon: "America Sleeps While Iranians Confront Evil"
Hey, maybe it's because of the twelve hour time difference between here and there. You know- Iranians sleep while Americans confront the new episode of Law and Order C. I.
Washington Times: "Outspoken Republican Rep. Michele Bachmann says she's so worried that information from next year's national census will be abused that she will not fill out anything more than the number of people in her household. "
Nothing like a law breaking congress person, Michelle.
Gateway Pundit: "Silent No More!... GW Bush Slams Obama's Socialist Policies"
Matt C. Abbott: 'Maafa 21: Black Genocide in 21st Century America'
Spoiler: the black genocide is abortion. Surprised?
Cliff Kincaid: "The bloodthirsty left, extreme rhetoric, and murder"
Yeah, we know, Nazis are left wingers, Muslim religious extremists are left wingers, probably Jeffrey Dahmer is a left winger, yeah, yeah....
World Net Daily Exclusive: "Guess Who Fired Miss California"
Jeffrey Lord: "Obama is no Reagan"
Thank God. One depression per century is quite enough.
Ted Nugent: "Some Psychos Can't be Reached"
I know, Ted. You think I could look at all this right wing crap every day and not know that?
And, I would like to end this post with a special announcement of the publication of a new work:
Glenn Becks Common Sense.
The shortest book in recorded history.