Wingnut Wrapup

I've been very unhappy with the output of the wingnuts lately. I'm not sure if the parts of their brains that generate lies have just worn out from overuse, or if they are resting them up for the elections next fall. In any event, here's the best of a bad crop:

Moe Lane, Red State: "Democrats get another GOP office vandalized."

And every one of us is responsible. Of course, when a Democratic office is vandalized, well, liberals are responsible for that too.

Reuters: "South African white far-right leader Eugene Terre’blanche, who fought to prevent the end of apartheid in the early 1990s, was beaten and hacked to death at his farm on Saturday, his party said."

So sorry, really. It reminds me of that book, When Bad Things Happen to Bad People.

Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit: "Lib Rep Cohen Compares Tea Party Protesters to KKK"

And? What's your point, Jim? Mad again because liberals are telling the truth?

Confederate Yankee: "Toward the end of a question-and-answer session...a woman named Doris stood to ask the president whether it was a "wise decision to add more taxes to us with the health care" package."

No, and that's why he decided to cut taxes for 95% of us instead. I guess you forgot that detail, Mr. Yankee. Because you would never willingly tell a lie, would you?

Newsmax: "Pope Urges 'Moral Conversion' in Easter Message"

Moral conversion. Don't make me laugh.

David Limbaugh, Newsmax: "Liberal Media Working to Demonize Conservatives"

Well, you give us so much to work with.

Charles Krauthammer, Renew America: "Obama slapping our foreign allies"

Of course, when Bush really beat up on our allies, it was just the greatest, most manly thing ever.

Astute Bloggers: "A CENSORED-LINK ON THE NEW MISSING-LINK: HOT AIR DELETES COMMENT/LINK COMPARING MICHELLE OBAMA AND THE LATEST MISSING LINK"

Astute bloggers are actually upset about this: In a discussion of a new "missing link" fossil discovered by anthropologists, these dicks posted a comment comparing the missing link to Michelle Obama. And then those treacherous liberals "censored" the Astute bloggers by removing the comment. Life is so unfair. Here is another sample of the Astute Bloggers' political analysis of the first lady:

"MICHELLE OBAMA: IF SHE IS PRETTY, THEN HER HUSBAND IS A CENTRIST"

Incisive conservative political commentary at its finest. And not one bit racist either.

Andrew Marcus, Big Government: "The Horrors Of Progressive Socialism Revisited"

Illustrated with this photo:












Yup, you got that right. We're back to the "Obama=Hitler" thing. It's all they have left.

Henry Makow.com: "Memoirs of an ex-Jew by Rashid I. Anis... My name is Rashid and I want to start off by saying that I do not believe that all Jewish people are bad"

I have to admit, that's as far as I got in this article. I don't think I need to hear any more from Mr. Anus.

The Blog Prof: "False gods deliver no one. Obama never ran for President - he ran for Messiah."

Really? Isn't that funny. I'm sure I remember him on the ballot running for president. Maybe I'm wrong, and they just made him president as a consolation prize, when Sarah Palin won the election for Messiah. Yeah, I'm sure that's it.

Comments

Infidel753 said…
MICHELLE OBAMA: IF SHE IS PRETTY, THEN HER HUSBAND IS A CENTRIST

Well, she is pretty, and her husband is a centrist, so I suppose technically they're right.

We're back to the "Obama=Hitler" thing. It's all they have left.

Because telling insurers they can't reject someone for a pre-existing condition is exactly the same as sending them to the gas chambers.
Unknown said…
“I'm not sure if the parts of their brains that generate lies have just worn out from overuse, or if they are resting them up for the elections next fall.”

Someone who continuously lies could certainly be considered pathological, so by definition, they are very, very sick people and should be institutionalized. Oh wait. They are – the institution of Congress.

Have a green day, Mr Eagle

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