Wingnut Wrapup
Well, the right wingers are finally getting wound up again, after what appears to be a couple of days of deep depression as they fleetingly realized that their huge majority of racist, greedy Americans apparently didn't exist. Here they go:
Kevin Glass, Town Hall: "Vulnerable Dems Now on Shakier Ground...Many liberal pundits have claimed that this health care vote won't matter come September. They'll be shocked to find out that the American people have a longer memory than they were hoping for."
You're dead right, Kevin- the American people are going to have a long memory about this. Just like they do for Medicare, Social Security and the minimum wage. Don't come crying to us when you finally figure out what that means for you.
Dan Perrin, Red State: "Late Saturday night I began to get “a bad feeling” about Stupak."
I.e. a bad feeling that Stupak was going to do the right thing? Boy, that must have been tough. A Republican never likes to see that.
Pam "Shreiking Harpy" Geller, Atlas Shrugs: "America’s Day of Wreckoning — the Socialist Putsch Comes to Washington"
Boy, that's a new one on me- a putsch being enacted by majority vote of the legislature. I didn't know you could do that. Republicans have so much to teach us about government.
Power Line (before the vote:) "The Hill Says Dems Are Short"
Yeah. As W. C. Fields once said, "Short...Don't be proud. I'm only five feet eight myself."
Chuck Norris, Renew America: "I have so few words to express the depth of my disgust with the unconstitutional path and passing of Obamacare and the corruption in Congress."
A shame it wasn't fewer words, Chuck. Like none, you jackass.
Barbara Simpson, World Net Daily: "If he wins, we lose"
You got that one right, Barbara. And you know what? He won. You lose. Too bad.
Dana Loesch, Big Government: "The Socialists Won A Battle; Now It is Our Turn"
To do what? Keep on digging your hole deeper by acting like psychopaths? That's my guess. That's what I think it's your turn to do. And you're so good at it-why change now?
Phyllis Schlafly, Town Hall: "The American people have figured out that the issue is not health care, it's freedom."
That's what you'd like them to "figure out," Phyllis. Unfortunately for you, it is about health care.
Gateway Pundit: "Sarah Palin: Health Care Debate Is Between Socialism and Those Who Love America"
What an asshole, huh? Go away, already, Sarah, you lying jerk.
Armand C. Hale. Renew America: "With the passage of the Health Care Bill, our trek into socialism is complete as the triads of socialist passions are happy with themselves...Democracy dies, now the rebellion begins in earnest."
The rebellion. What have you been smoking, guy? I hear someone threw a few bricks through some Democratic Party offices. Is that your rebellion? Didn't amount to much.
David Limbaugh: "Yes, it is socialized medicine"
No it's not.
Astute Bloggers: "HOW WILL THE PROGRESSIVES AND THE IRS GET THE MANDATED INSURANCE MONEY FROM US? FROM OUR COLD DEAD HANDS!"
Fine by me. if that's really what you want.
Dan Riehl, Riehl World View: "I don't really care how the media covers for them, or how much they might try and deny it, they are the National Socialist Democratic Party now. Make no mistake. That's why they need to be destroyed."
The National Socialist Democratic Party. Have a familiar ring to it? Hitler's ghost, on the march again, with a new atrocity- coverage for pre-existing conditions! Boy, I can hardly wait to see the Nuremburg trial over that one.
Joe Hicks, Pajamas Media: "From CNN anchors to Ivy League professors to TV talk show hosts, the MSM puts out the welcome mat for liberals nursing a race fetish."
Joe, just cast your eyes on the next item in Wingnut Wrapup today:
Socrates, Vanguard News Service: "Why’s Black Peepo Be Ugly? Mebbe it be de big lips. Mebbe it be de big noses. Mebbe it be de huge asses."
No, they aren't racists. How dare we suggest such a thing! WE are the racists for even thinking that THEY are the racists.
Representative John "Babykiller" Neugebauer: "Why should I be kept quiet by Nancy Pelosi?"
John, let me put it this way: What should have kept you quiet was your conscience. Oops- I forgot. You're a Republican. You don't have one.
Jonah Goldberg, Town Hall: "The Reality of Obamacare"
Jonah Goldberg and reality in the same line? Don't make me laugh.
Erick Erickson, Red State: "Why It Must Be “Repeal And Start Over”
Because otherwise we are going to throw a GREAT BIG TANTRUM! And we're NOT GOING TO STOP until we get our way!
Astute Bloggers: "OIL WITHOUT END: PLATE TECTONICS AND FOSSIL FUEL THEORIES DEBUNKED"
Dear Astute Bloggers: I wouldn't worry about denying plate tectonics in order to maintain your delusions. After all, plate tectonics was proven totally false a few years ago when people discovered that the world was only 6,000 years old.
And now, the worst outrage of the day:
World Net Daily: "Why would Christians celebrate that? Bible teacher explains pagan origin of eggs, bunnies at Easter"
Oh God, the war on Christmas wasn't enough. Now the hostilities have spread to Easter. What's next, the military incursion against St. Swithin's day?
Kevin Glass, Town Hall: "Vulnerable Dems Now on Shakier Ground...Many liberal pundits have claimed that this health care vote won't matter come September. They'll be shocked to find out that the American people have a longer memory than they were hoping for."
You're dead right, Kevin- the American people are going to have a long memory about this. Just like they do for Medicare, Social Security and the minimum wage. Don't come crying to us when you finally figure out what that means for you.
Dan Perrin, Red State: "Late Saturday night I began to get “a bad feeling” about Stupak."
I.e. a bad feeling that Stupak was going to do the right thing? Boy, that must have been tough. A Republican never likes to see that.
Pam "Shreiking Harpy" Geller, Atlas Shrugs: "America’s Day of Wreckoning — the Socialist Putsch Comes to Washington"
Boy, that's a new one on me- a putsch being enacted by majority vote of the legislature. I didn't know you could do that. Republicans have so much to teach us about government.
Power Line (before the vote:) "The Hill Says Dems Are Short"
Yeah. As W. C. Fields once said, "Short...Don't be proud. I'm only five feet eight myself."
Chuck Norris, Renew America: "I have so few words to express the depth of my disgust with the unconstitutional path and passing of Obamacare and the corruption in Congress."
A shame it wasn't fewer words, Chuck. Like none, you jackass.
Barbara Simpson, World Net Daily: "If he wins, we lose"
You got that one right, Barbara. And you know what? He won. You lose. Too bad.
Dana Loesch, Big Government: "The Socialists Won A Battle; Now It is Our Turn"
To do what? Keep on digging your hole deeper by acting like psychopaths? That's my guess. That's what I think it's your turn to do. And you're so good at it-why change now?
Phyllis Schlafly, Town Hall: "The American people have figured out that the issue is not health care, it's freedom."
That's what you'd like them to "figure out," Phyllis. Unfortunately for you, it is about health care.
Gateway Pundit: "Sarah Palin: Health Care Debate Is Between Socialism and Those Who Love America"
What an asshole, huh? Go away, already, Sarah, you lying jerk.
Armand C. Hale. Renew America: "With the passage of the Health Care Bill, our trek into socialism is complete as the triads of socialist passions are happy with themselves...Democracy dies, now the rebellion begins in earnest."
The rebellion. What have you been smoking, guy? I hear someone threw a few bricks through some Democratic Party offices. Is that your rebellion? Didn't amount to much.
David Limbaugh: "Yes, it is socialized medicine"
No it's not.
Astute Bloggers: "HOW WILL THE PROGRESSIVES AND THE IRS GET THE MANDATED INSURANCE MONEY FROM US? FROM OUR COLD DEAD HANDS!"
Fine by me. if that's really what you want.
Dan Riehl, Riehl World View: "I don't really care how the media covers for them, or how much they might try and deny it, they are the National Socialist Democratic Party now. Make no mistake. That's why they need to be destroyed."
The National Socialist Democratic Party. Have a familiar ring to it? Hitler's ghost, on the march again, with a new atrocity- coverage for pre-existing conditions! Boy, I can hardly wait to see the Nuremburg trial over that one.
Joe Hicks, Pajamas Media: "From CNN anchors to Ivy League professors to TV talk show hosts, the MSM puts out the welcome mat for liberals nursing a race fetish."
Joe, just cast your eyes on the next item in Wingnut Wrapup today:
Socrates, Vanguard News Service: "Why’s Black Peepo Be Ugly? Mebbe it be de big lips. Mebbe it be de big noses. Mebbe it be de huge asses."
No, they aren't racists. How dare we suggest such a thing! WE are the racists for even thinking that THEY are the racists.
Representative John "Babykiller" Neugebauer: "Why should I be kept quiet by Nancy Pelosi?"
John, let me put it this way: What should have kept you quiet was your conscience. Oops- I forgot. You're a Republican. You don't have one.
Jonah Goldberg, Town Hall: "The Reality of Obamacare"
Jonah Goldberg and reality in the same line? Don't make me laugh.
Erick Erickson, Red State: "Why It Must Be “Repeal And Start Over”
Because otherwise we are going to throw a GREAT BIG TANTRUM! And we're NOT GOING TO STOP until we get our way!
Astute Bloggers: "OIL WITHOUT END: PLATE TECTONICS AND FOSSIL FUEL THEORIES DEBUNKED"
Dear Astute Bloggers: I wouldn't worry about denying plate tectonics in order to maintain your delusions. After all, plate tectonics was proven totally false a few years ago when people discovered that the world was only 6,000 years old.
And now, the worst outrage of the day:
World Net Daily: "Why would Christians celebrate that? Bible teacher explains pagan origin of eggs, bunnies at Easter"
Oh God, the war on Christmas wasn't enough. Now the hostilities have spread to Easter. What's next, the military incursion against St. Swithin's day?
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