Thursday, March 18, 2010

And This Just In...

An important lunatic discovery from the website of one Dr. James P. Wickstrom, D. Litt. This guy's website is new to me, and I just couldn't justify waiting for the next Wingnut Wrapup to bring you his startling revelation, so here it is:

"Palin a Tool of the Zionist Overlords...Of course, we are told over and over that the attractive and folksy Governor Sarah Palin came out of nowhere to be vice presidential timber. Baloney! The ambitious Palin was first "discovered" by Jewish rabbis in Alaska. They reported their find to their Israeli Mossad superiors, and, Presto!, Palin moved right up to the Governor’s suite."

Well, now that we know that, it all makes sense. Or does it? Wait.... Oh well, I'm just so glad to have had the opportunity to consider Dr. Wickstrom's viewpoint.

In further shocking news from Dr. Wickstrom, this horrible revelation:

"The vicious lies that have been told to the masses in the United States MUST be exposed..."General Dwight Eisenhower" was a Black Jew by race."

Well, that's interesting. We will certainly be watching for more from Dr. Wickstrom in the future.

4 comments:

Poll P. said...

Thanks for the hearty laugh.

magpie said...

I've seen the most disgusting racist Right-wing pig of a blogger be attacked as a Leftist lackey by someone even further to the Right of him.

Extremism is like a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture, repeating endlessly into a hellish distance where every human decency, point of logic, and faculty for reason turns to ash in a bonfire of endless hatred.

And there is always someone worse, someone more insane... somewhere.

Infidel753 said...

He's obviously working for the reptilian humanoids, trying to distract our attention from them.

Green Eagle said...

I just want to make it clear that this guy is not a nobody with a computer. He is highly regarded as a serious academic, in far right circles.

Go figure. By the way, I wonder, just how many Rabbis there are in Alaska? And do they all work for a spy agency, or only some of them?